Do you know why Martha Stewart went to jail? It had nothing to do with her business or fudging numbers or anything like that. She went to jail because she lied to the FBI. They asked her a couple of questions and she was not truthful. The same thing applies to local police. The Santa Monica Police Department went to the hospital last week and asked Lindsay who was driving. Lindsay said her assistant was driving. The assistant said Lindsay was driving. Witnesses said Lindsay was driving. Now, Lindsay's probation could be revoked. It won't be though because she will say that she was rattled because of the accident. It is the same thing she tried when they found coke in her pants. "These are not my pants." I would love it if this was Indiana and Lindsay could spend the next five years bunking with Amber Portwood, but nothing will happen.