Friday, June 15, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Go Nude Anymore - Next Movie Requires Full Frontal


Lindsay Lohan would like you to know that now she has played Elizabeth Taylor on the Lifetime movie of the week sponsored by Clorox and Purina that she is way above taking her clothes off for the screen anymore. For the guy who rents her a new Porsche yes. For the screen no. I Tweeted earlier this week that her next movie is Canyons which is being directed by the man who wrote Taxi Driver and Raging Bull. Yes, I'm sure he wishes he had sent Robert DeNiro some Christmas cards so he wouldn't be directing a movie starring Lindsay and porn star James Deen. Anyway, the movie requires full frontal nudity on the part of Lindsay. I think she thinks she is going to be a huge star after her Lifetime movie and won't have to resort to getting naked to cash a movie a check. I think she should think again. And yes, this is the same person who poses naked for magazines at the drop of a hat and the drop of some Benjamin Franklins. But, that was before she was the star of a basic cable movie.

33 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

I dunno what Bret Easton Ellis was thinking with that casting decision..I guess he doesn't want this movie made.

MISCH said...

Who cares...

Sis Cesspool said...

Bullshit. She either got dropped from the film or she's looking for more money.

Amber said...

She should just be glad she doesn't have to do full-frontal on a pole at some place called BJ's Dollhouse...yet.

Ms Cool said...

Are they going to dub her whiskey voice for the Liz Taylor soap opera? Liz' voice sounds nothing like Lindsay's unless you took her voice box out and used a cheese grater on it.

Marie said...

Who wants to see her saggy old boobs anyway?

Although it amuses me that a crack whore is saying no to nudity. Isn't that the usual end to their career path?

katydid25 said...

Clorox & Purina!!!!!!!! ha!

hollywood dime said...

she just wont go away will she?

GSDlover said...

Since she is frequently naked why not get paid for it, I mean it's not like she has any morals.

EmEyeKay said...

@amber - how did you know where I work?!

parissucksliterally said...

Riiiiiight.

stfu up Lindsay. The only thing people want to see you do is porn. Everyone knows that is where your career is headed.

Maja. With a J. said...

The sad part is, people will probablay watch this movie, out of curiosity. Same reason they watched her SNL episode...and she will believe it's because she's a talended superstar.

Maja. With a J. said...

* probably
* talented

Seachica said...

Lindsay must be worried that a nude scene will cut into her side business revenues. Though she should really look at it as advertising

donner said...

She will do it because she needs the money, and he has drug dealers to pay off. This posturing her "people" (Dina) are doing is to make it look like they don't WANT to do nudity but will relent because it's such a great opportunity to work with "the best in the business". It's all calculated crap. Just like the Lohans.

Princess said...

This Bret Easton Ellis guy is the same guy that is dying for Scott Disick to star in the new Psycho movie, no?
What kind of drugs is he on?

__-__=__ said...

@EmEyeKay -shut UP! I'm still trying to drink coffee here.....

nicolasa said...

Its Paul Schrader who's directing. He directed affliction & american gigolo. He's talented without De Niro.
ENTY sometimes I think you know everything about Hollywood gossip but at times you come off as ignorant of talent and film if it doesn't suit your narrative. And I don't think you are.

__-__=__ said...

Maybe Bret Easton Ellis should hook up with David Weintraub. Isn't he the king of train wrecks?

Hazeldazel said...

hahahahahahahahaaaa... and the best part about "The Canyons" is that LiLo had to AUDITION for the part!!! hahahahahahahaha....

No wait, the bestest part is that this softporn movie is being funded as a Kickstarter project AND even though it only has a $100,000 budget, it's only raised a little under $10,000!!!! hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.....

Oh god, I'm dying I'm laughing so hard!!!! hahahahahahahhahaa

whocaresnow12 said...

It's a PR tactic in hopes that people would stop talking about the accident and ocus their attention on her current role and her not wanting to do full frontal (which, by the way, she was willing to do for the Linda Lovelace pic).

She needs to face the fact that one more screw up and she's done, for good. She cold always find Jesus and hangout with Kirk Cameron.

whocaresnow12 said...

@Hazeldazel-

The film is 100% funded already. It was funded before the Kickstarter account was created.

DianaofThemyscira said...

I like James Deen but I'm still confused as to why anyone would think he'd make a good actor. Maybe I haven't seen enough films of his where there is actual dialog b/c that's not the reason I would be watching any of his films. That and BEE is overrated and this is a way to get people to talk about him where it's not covering something stupid or offensive he said.

uberbaldy said...

For someone who has appeared topless and fully nude in numerous magazines and has no career to speak of to suddenly say, "No more nudity" is asinine. She'll do nudity because the only roles she is going to get until she stabilizes will be ones akin to skinamax movies. Cheap, basic films that have the possibility of helping her get back on track. No one believes she can act so the only way she will get exposure is by being exposed. It's sad but ultimately true. Also who is this person she is supposed to be "dating".

heatherhug said...

I can tell simply by looking at that photo that the acting by Lindsay in this movie is going to be shiteaous.

Melanie said...

I hope the FUG girls do a FUG the Fromage on this movie. That would be hysterical.

Elizabeth said...

Hasn't Lindsay accidentally forgot to wear panties several times already? Is it more noble if she shows her lady bits for free? Or is she afraid her tricks won't pay if they've already seen the goods?

Redheat said...

Hahahahahaha oh Lindsey, you make me laugh. "I'll never go nude for a movie....except when I go nude for a movie, or a bottle of vodka for that matter."

dunduhdunddun said...

Bret Easton Ellis is outta control with the stunt casting. Also if you follow him on twitter he Will not shut up about 50 Shades of Grey and acts like he is going to be writing the script and casting the film. He has pretty much mentioned everyone in Hollywood for the same roles. Also the writer of the book has script director and casting approval and she will never choose the writer of American Psycho to adapt her book

CarmeliteLady said...

Wow, just, wow. No nudity? What is it not past happy hour yet? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Popcorn Sutton said...

BJ's Dollhouse. Ha ha. Love it, Amber!

Tatyana said...

@Marie said...
"Who wants to see her saggy old boobs anyway"

Sorry to burst your bubble but a lot of straight men do.

noway123 said...

BEE is a serious partier. Likes getting high with bar randoms, cocaine benders. No wonder they're casting porn stars and LL.