I noticed at the CMT awards there were a whole lot of people there who have nothing to do with country music.
Kristen Bell, who hosted because of her huge string of country hits.
Denise Richards because she once slept with a country singer.
Hayden P because she wants to play a country singer.
Look, someone who at least sings country music. Carrie Underwood.
Jordin Sparks. Well, she is a little bit country and a lit bit rock n roll.
Jennie Garth because she has a show on CMT so they had to invite her.
Toby Keith. Now there is a guy who belongs.
Tony Hawk. Country singers skateboard. Haven't you ever seen Garth Brooks do a frontside ollie?
Neal Schon and Michaele Salahi.