Friday, June 01, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

Oh, the luxurious lifestyles of those rich and famous franchise stars!

They basically run Hollywood these days, what with their movies making gajillions of dollars at the box office and all that. But it's when they step out of that limelight that their perfect little facades fade away and their naughty little secrets come to light.

Like, say, Sammy Sniffles and a late night secret that's yet to be exposed...

Until now.

Sammy recently appeared in a mucho-hyped big screen flick, Three Cheers for the Underdog. One of those million dollar popcorn flicks that comes with action figures, legions of devoted fans and instant A-list credit.

And Sam does not disappoint when it comes to living the franchise lifestyle.

For one, S2 is into that whole fakey romance thing (complete with lovey-dovey paparazzi pics, natch), and, while that's one secret Sam would not want revealed, there's a nastier Vice that's starting to draw even more attention:

Cocaine! And loads of it!

Yep, like so many stars of yesteryear (or even yesterday), as soon as Sammy made it big in Tinseltown, the drugs started flowing. Now, Sam—discreetly, of course—will spend the whole night snorting lines of blow.

So when does the party end? Well, it doesn't, really.

Sammy does enough coke to stay awake through the wee hours of the morning, then heads directly from the party to whatever sort of work Sniffles has that day.

So far though, Sam hasn't slipped. But we're assuming it's only a matter of time.

AND IT AIN'T: Kristen Stewart, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Hemsworth

80 comments:

p_crazy said...

hope it's not jennifer lawrence

Beth said...

What about Liam Hemsworth?

Or does he have a name already?

Momster said...

What? Someone's not gay for once? And I actually understood the blind the first time thru. . .Are we sure this is Ted?

Beth said...

@Momster, That part of the Sammy Sniffles story is coming next week.

sinkabella said...

Chris Evans?

Vicki Cupper said...

lol @ Momster


I really hope it's not Jennifer Lawrence, either.

Vicki Cupper said...

Three Cheers for the Underdog has to be The Hunger Games, though.

EmEyeKay said...

Sounds awfully Avengers-ey... but Hunger Games had action figures, too.

Get a Life said...

Kellan Lutz

Audrey said...

I bet it's a woman. There aren't enough female action heroes in franchises these days, so Ted had to keep the gender vague. If it were a guy, KS would not have been in the "Not"s.

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MISCH said...

I never understood the fascination with cocaine ,personally I tried it and didn't like it at all....

Crazy Chica said...

Will Smith

Andrea said...

I immediately thought of Will Smith.

annabella said...

its not will smith, he's been A list forever. this is a newer A list person, and I think that the Hunger Games guess is correct.

so, my guess is a female in the hunger games. haven't seen it, no desire to.

Crazy Chica said...

It's a franchise. Only franchise out at the moment is Men In Black 3 (three cheers for the underdog). Will's movies make gajillions. And, he's known for lovey dovey pap photos.

One secret he wouldn't want revealed (gay/marriage broken up?), coke is a nastier vice (not so sure?).

Cara said...

I didn't think of The Hunger Games on this one - I thought of The Avengers. Who would it be, though? I think the only likely candidates would be Chris Evans or Cobie Smulders, but neither are exactly "new" to the business or in a fake, PDA-filled relationship.

I really hope it's not Jennifer Lawrence, though. She's so awesome. Total girlcrush on her.

Crazy Chica said...

Though the "Three cheers for the UNDERDOG" could lead me to think The Avengers. I guess that could be considered franchise. I originally thought someone from Avengers because of "legion".

Audrey said...

Sounds totally like Jennifer Lawrence. She wants to move in with her bf and she seems to be growing up very fast.

CandiCanee said...

Will already has a moniker, under teds rules this cant be him.

CandiCanee said...

First thought was Jennifer Lawrence. Except her relationship doesnt seem fake. Will smith already has a BV, Liams been with Miley for years and most of the Avengers cast arent new to fame.

caralw said...

Who is currently filming?

discoflux said...

I don't think it would be Chris Evans because how often do you see pics of him lovey dovey with anyone?

Cara said...

Oooh I just had a thought - it doesn't say the movie has been released yet - in which case it could totally be Andrew Garfield or Emma Stone. Franchise, action figures, and supposedly fake PDA. My money would be on Andrew, personally.

RJ said...

I thought of Liam Hemsworth. Pap pictures of he and Miley are everywhere and they are always holding hands, kissing, or dare I say it - canoodling. He was in The Hunger Games. Plus, the "when does the party end" wording made me think of Miley's old hit "Party in the USA".

msgirl said...

Please don't let it be Jennifer, I too have a HUGE girl crush on her. But she's been successful before HG, Oscar nominated, and seems to have a great head on her shoulders (one of the reasons for the girl crush), has been with her b/f for quite awhile now and seems real - and this sounds like someone new to stardom. My first thought was definitely Avengers, since it's still newly released.

Kelley Johnson said...

Hi everyone! I've been reading a long time, but first time to get up the nerve to post. This sounds like Liam to me. Chris E hasn't been seen with anyone lately, that I know of.

Sean said...

It's Chris Evans. This has been brought up many times before.

selenakyle said...

Hi, Kelley! Welcome.

Erin said...

I'm with Cara's Andrew Garfield guess. It says "to whatever sort of work Sniffles has that day" rather than saying filming. To me, that indicates different kinds of work, & he's on Broadway right now. Maybe it's because I can't think of anyone else though. In JL's interviews, she seems so level-headed. I would hate if she turned into this. I can't think of anyone from "The Avengers" with PDA shots.

crila16 said...

Jennifer Lawrence hasn't dropped a lot of weight though...and weight loss is the sign of a heavy coke user. I think it's Liam Helmsworth, with his fake happy relationship with Miley. He's so miserable with her, he probably needs to be coked up to look happy in the photos.

Kelley Johnson said...

Thank you! I'm still getting my account sorted out, but I love reading all you guys' posts. You all seem so fun :)

Amber said...

I like the Andrew Garfield guess. Spider-Man movies in general have a long history of devoted fans, plus action figures. Not to mention it's so predictable that he and Emma would be dating (for the good of the movie).

sbalb said...

I think it's Liam with his fake PDAs with Miley. Otherwise why is his brother in the "nots"?

Amber said...

Maybe you could interpret the "nots" as "not these franchises", so NOT Twilight, NOT Hunger Games, NOT The Avengers. That leaves Spider-Man.

msgirl said...

Garfield is super skinny but I don't think it's him, my husband still can't get over how good he was in Death of a Salesman. He's seen that play a lot with major stars, and the only Biff better than Andrew was Dustin Hoffman, according to him. I've done theatre myself, and you really can't do performances like wacked out on coke.

As for Liam, why would he and Miley have to have a fake romance, that's the only thing I'm wondering. Miley is definitely not gay, and according to that HG blind, Liam isn't either since he slept with whoever the narrator was.

JasCrocks said...

Zoe Saldana, Star Trek franchise

msgirl said...

Amber - that's good thinking! But would still leave The Avengers as a possibility.

TH-ighs said...

Jennifer Lawrence played the character of "Sam" in the 2011 movie, "Like Crazy"

msgirl said...

Also, the blind says SS "recently appeared" which means the film already opened...

RenoBlondee said...

I don't think it's Jennifer. Ted LOVES her. He wouldn't be saying that stuff about her. No way.

My first thought was Avengers. Maybe Chris Evans?

Jolene Jolene said...

I immediately thought Shia LeBeouf...it didn't say it was super recent, so it could've been the third installment of Transformers. The Three Cheers for the Underdog made me think it's the THIRD film in a franchise.

Liam Hemsworth is super muscular. Someone who is coked up all day does not work out/look like Liam Hemsworth. I'm not saying he never does coke, but Ted is literally saying this is someone who is on blow CONSTANTLY. That eliminates a lot of people.

Amber said...

msgirl - Chris Hemsworth is in The Avengers & I included it as a NOT :)

Momster said...

I was going to say Zoe is in the random photos, but this is a Ted blind so maybe it's just a coincidence.

msgirl said...

Amber - yeah, but we're not sure that it's for the entire movie. But it's also true that I'm completely lost on this one!

I'm just glad RenoBlond said that about Jennifer, and Ted loves her. I am praying she never gets sucked into the Hollywood machine.

Landy said...

It's NOT Chris Evans guys. You're forgetting the part of the blind about the lovey dovey PDA shots. Evans isn't dating anyone nor has he been seen in any lovey dovey pap pics with anyone.

I'm not saying he doesn't do drugs because I don't know that, I'm just saying that he doesn't fit the evidence for this blind.

Landy said...

You know, I was also about to guess Tom Hardy since he's in TDKR, he's been seen in photos with his girlfriend and he's in the random photos, but the blind said "recently appeared in" which as someone pointed out, most likely means the film already opened, so I guess that rules him out.

sylmarillion said...

I think this is about the Hunger games: Katniss is definitely the underdog in the film, she gets lots of cheers for her original costume at her presentation (fire) and the book series has three volumes.

Chris Evans has been the usual suspect for other blinds to do with cocaine addiction (not sure which site).

Carolyn said...

Liam popped into my head, too, but I suck at these things.

matt_b said...

Big name celeb who does lots and lots of cocaine? Yeah, that would be pretty much all of them. The great thing is, when some celeb or other goes into rehab, Ted C can say he called it, because this blind is so vague it could apply to practically anyone who's starred in a blockbuster.

Except Jennifer Lawrence, oddly enough, unless she's hiding it very well.

The Prom Queen said...

Ok so Liam recently gave an interview where he said he was really into the sequel of Hunger Games because the UNDERDOGS get to fight back (district 12) so this could be Jennifer. I too have a girl crush on her because she is awesome and real unlike all of the rest of hollywood so I hate to think this but my money is on our sweetheart Jen.. so sad.. plus Liam yes I believe he has Miley Dickwhipped so she cant see the pending bull in front of her face that will come from Liam, but a coke user naah..not yet at least...

Fijigrrl said...

Team Liam

Julie said...

maybe (if it's in reference to the Hunger Games) the "Three" in Three Cheers for the Underdog refers to how many books/films there are in the series?

Dandelion said...

I think it's Liam Hemsworth. Any kind of relationship with Miley Cyrus would drive a person to drugs. When they originally hooked up she was clearly the bigger star. Now she's desperate to hold onto her fame and Liam's star is on the rise. I hope he gets out and sobers up before he ruins his career. I think both he and his brother are very talented.

HalleGoLightly said...

Coke users don't always get skinny though, right? Don't some of them get "coke bloat" or whatever? I remember the joke Nick DiPaolo did about Lenny Clarke (who used to be a coke user & fat)..."Lenny Clarke has a weight problem and is addicted to coke. Jesus Christ, what are you snorting, confectionary sugar?"

msgirl said...

The clues DO point to Hunger Games. And if so I too would bet on Liam. Coke makes you an energizer - so he could still be pumping weights and stuff. Plus wouldn't Miley make you need some uppers too? She and he are always papped snuggly. Plus he's gotta be a little jealous of Thor's um uh his brother's success? Jennifer Lawrence has the real deal in a relationship, IMO.

OK ding ding ding I'm now on the Liam train. I'll drag him off!

clynn said...

Andrew Garfield all the s's make me think spiderman. Plus it says as soon as he hit it big...it started flowing-Social network. Lovey dovey pics with the red head...

KPeony said...

I like the Andrew Garfield guess. It seems like Ted is trying to make us think its HG or Avengers to throw us off. The S's are a hint.

Massive G said...

Willbur Smith for the fat rail!

FrenchGirl said...

Sammy is young (under 30),in a successfull franchise movie and has a fake romance

Andrew Garfield? dated with his co-star Emma Stone but the movie again is NOT out
Chris Evans? no date
Michael Fassbender? too old

no idea

Bubbles said...

Will Smith's name isn't Willbur

Landy said...

Chris Evans is about to turn 31, so going by your ideas, he's out too. Plus, once again, the no pap pics/girlfriend thing.

Jessie said...

I half want this to be Liam Hemsworth because of the fake relationship part. But I'd like him not to have a coke problem. I think the "nots" are ruling out the franchises and point to Garfield.

Hendrix said...

Definitely Andrew Garfield

MadLyb said...

It's Chris Evans. He's so perfect, but sadly is rumored to be a huge cokehead. :( Makes me want to weep, it does.

knuckles said...

Ryan Reynolds. That was I saw the whole time I read this.

Fairmaiden327 said...

I echo this word for word.

Fairmaiden327 said...

I echo this word for word.

NaughtyNurse said...

Robert Pattinson

Tru Leigh said...

Chris Evans.

Hmax17 said...

I like the Spiderman guess but why is Andrew the automatic guess? I mean, Emma Stone has been getting into the whole fake-romances & whole Hollywood schtick. I sadly see her progressing down LiLo Lane...

Count Jerkula said...

@ MISCH, you are right, coke is for fruits. Meth is where its at. You don't get erectile dysfunction from meth.

Count Jerkula said...

If it is Jennifer Lawrence, she just got hotter and more attainable, in my book.

Auntie M said...

FYI, Ted just Notted Chris Evans & Cobie Smulders

MadLyb said...

Okay, so Chris Evans is out. My next guess would be RPatz, but I believe he already has a Ted Name.

iheartgoss said...

I think Andrew Garfield for sure. He seems like a coke kinda guy. Plus he 's friends with R. Patz and he also seems like a coke head. I actually like Liam and Miley and think the Hemsworth family seems pretty cool, plus Liam just doesn't look like a druggie, too healthy looking.

tempinfo.com said...

This is obviously an older star, who has developed his habit over the years. There's the fakey marriage and the empty life.

Therefor, not any of the new generation of stars. First they don't have the money big name stars of these fracnhise films have.

So no Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett. I would guess it is someone like Will Smith, but I have a hard time imagining he would sink this low, but you never know.

A habit like this can creep up on you over time, which is what this item suggests. Definitely NOT a new star.

hikerhead said...

Tom Hardy? Batman franchise. Fake romance says beard to me and there was all that discussion of his preferences back when Inception came out.

hikerhead said...

and he's in the pictures.

deva Mae said...

Nothing in this really sounds like Tom Hardy.

The beard is for Mad Max, the relationship has been around since before he started getting noticed and he's been clean and sober for about a decade. I know people slip up, but he doesn't seem to be one that will, IMO.

Besides, have you seen his personal trainer? I'd be terrified to piss that guy off. :)

This sounds more like someone with a recurring role in multiple movies of the franchise. I think the Andrew Garfield guess is right, which makes me sad. I really liked him in Never Let Me Go. :/