Saturday, June 16, 2012

The Worst Wedding Ever

52 comments:

auntliddy said...

I dont see the need.

Lee Anne said...

No wonder her side of the aisle is practically empty. :-)

luckylass said...

She took that scene from Love Actually way too seriously. And she isn't that talented. Douchey chick.

Oceansandsun said...

That was epic. At least she could sing.

gonarin said...

Just being the bride didn't give her enough attention? That is one patient groom...

I once played piano for a wedding in which a bride sang a country song to her groom. It was so awkward... especially during a musical interlude during which the bride and groom just stared at each other. I kept pretending that I wasn't an enabler, playing the music that made the whole thing possible. To me, it was the worst wedding ever... so cheesy!

ureallyannoyme said...

Another person with a band desperate for attention. Honey, if American Idol hasn't sent you to Hollywood by now chances are you just don't have "it."

Steph said...

that was just painful.

Syko said...

He's wondering "What in the hell have I gotten myself into?" I think this just may be the world's worst wedding. You're right, Enty.

BK in QC said...

Lets see Kim K do that!

BK in QC said...

Lets see Kim K do that!

GladysKravitz said...

Really? How do you spell narcissist?

HannahPalindrome said...

OMG Hahahahahaha

anita_mark said...

@Gonarin, you made me laugh. That was the best comment I've ever read.

That was hilarious and embarrassing. It looked like everyone was staring downwards, probably since they knew if they made eye contact with anyone else, they'd start giggling.

My friend went to a wedding where the bride sang to the groom. BUT, she knew she'd cry so she PRE-RECORDED the song and planned to lip-sync to it. However while it played, she was crying and had her head down so her groom had to stare at her head while the song played.

Did anyone think the tempo was right? That was the tempo of a song about not needing a man and being stronger without one, that wasn't the tempo and tone of a love song.

MadLyb said...

Oh Dear gods. That was awkward.

:| raven |: said...

2:29 he's thinking .. thank god she's done ... but ...... NOT

@anita_mark - i thought the whole song was weird in the sense of it seemed in minor key and sounded semi-dark and sinister.

i think this would have been good at the reception ... but walking down the aisle?

epic wedding fail.

Me said...

weddings are not talent shows. slightly worse than many, many wedding "performances" i have been witness to. always cringe worthy.

the groom looks like he's trying to get her to stop, and are people looking a their smart phones?

timebob said...

these things only work when they are done tounge in cheek.

When these retards think their lives are movies and are going to have their close up. It just comes off has pretentious and
dumb. Even Mariah Carey wouldn't do something this dopey.

anita_mark said...

I hated this but I also hate the viral videos of people dancing down the aisle. I hate that shit more.

bink said...

At least she was on key for most of the song - up until the last minute or so. I'll give her that.

sussique said...
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sussique said...

That stupid lady in the green dress behind "the singing bride" at the beginning really ruined it. Otherwise the whole thing is just awful. She wants to be on Idol. Douche.

auntliddy said...

Oh of course she would!!!

nolachickee said...

I don't think a Real Housewife would do something this ridiculous. Yeah, she can sing, but the grandstanding here is off the charts. Is tnat a published song, or did she make it up? It was so over the top - it was like some 1960's film theme song. Wow. The best part was everyone's reaction - I didn't see anyone smiling. Except the groom. But I'm sure if he didn't smile, bridezilla would have fucked him up.

Bowser said...

Run, boy, run, the psycho bride has arrived...

ChasingHeaven said...
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ChasingHeaven said...

Damn! The video cut off right before I could see him fleeing for the door....

astrogirl said...

What a poser, save this stuff for the reception.

XCentric said...

I'm suprised she's not selling CDs out in the church lobby.

XCentric said...

Plus, this reminds me of that episode of Will & Grace when Grace tries to sing at her and Leo's wedding reception :)

Cosette said...

narcissism at it's finest

Jessie said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

Why?!?!!

Tru Leigh said...

At least she didn't have bridesman's as back up dancers.

Tru Leigh said...

Funny, they don't look like gypsies.

alliwholovessomuch said...

wow that was some weird shit! him running would've made the vid worthwhile for me lol hey maybe he likes that kinda thing? *shudder

L'auteur said...

I think she thinks she's on Broadway or in a movie. Good Lord. Way to keep the focus on YOU, bridezilla. And the faces she makes when she sings? NOT good for going down the aisle. At one point, I thought she had cramps..,classless.

ABlake said...

I thought it was sweet *shrug*
Then again I normally hate weddings, so I give a thumbs up to anything that makes them less boring.

Robert said...

Jee-zuz Ca-riste!

CanadianMiss said...

30 seconds in, I just couldn't subject myself to anymore than that.

G said...

How long can this wedding possibly last? He's got to be so p-whipped. I would have had my friend out of there before the first chorus.

aradia said...

hahahahaha the groom looks like he is thinking "what the hell am I doing here?"

FlirtyChick74 said...

Classless tart. Either that guy was high as a kite or he was totally planning on posting this epic fail right after she was done.

Sunny said...

@gonarin - still laughing about the enabler comment. Hilarious.

OK I just spent 5 precious minutes googling "bride sings coming down the aisle hoax", "bride sings coming down the aisle audition tape" etc. Oh, I so desperately don't want this to be a real thing!! (Although I did think she had a nice voice. Gotta say something nice!)

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

God, that was horrible!

tara17 said...

She's got a great voice, but that performance was out of place.

Ellen said...

It seems like a lot of people are more focussed on having their wedding go viral than anything else. At least she has a nice voice.

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HI said...

HOW is everyone in that church not laughing hysterically??? I know that I certainly would not be able to hold that in. That was so uncomfortable.

Sarah said...

God that was uncomfortable. Even their family and friends didn't know how to deal.

Anotheramy said...

That would have been appropriate at the reception. Shes actually very good.

Kate said...

Meh, who cares? At least she had fun with it. I don't think I want to have a wedding myself as I see it as a huge waste of cash. I can still have a private little get together in front of city hall, right? LOL. Save your money for the honeymoon!!

AKM said...

@Sunny - I was hoping it was a hoax, also. Yikes.

Lelaina Pierce said...

What in the HELL was that?
I didn't think her voice was that great either.

Hope the husband is ok with her need to be in the spotlight.