Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Blind Item #1

What married Real Housewives - BH wife really needs to watch her husband more closely? If he was dirty dancing with that much younger woman and rubbing her ass and telling her how hot she was while the Bravo cameras were filming all around him, then how do you think he is behaving when they are not around?

43 comments:

hunter said...

Mauricio!!!

Becks said...

Paul Nassif? His marriage to Adrienne is on the rocks....it seems like they can hardly tolerate eachother!

Sugarplum Swank said...

Mauricio is the only one who could pull a hot thang, right?

Blonde Gossip said...

When I read "much younger", I thought of Ken, who is the oldest RHOBH hubby, but I'm thinking it's Mauricio.

maggs said...

I get the pervy cheater vibes from Mauricio

nunaurbiz said...

I hope it's Mauricio!

maggs said...

Plus being married to Kyle would make anyone cheat I would think, she's such a B

Bogey said...

I though Mauricio but I dont think Kyle lets him out of her sight.. I will say Paul...

lostathome said...

I wish all the wives of all the towns would just go the fuck away already.

Dementia said...

Ken. With crutch girl. Definitely.

Hendrix said...

Oh Enty, don't be naive! It's reality TV! Do you really think he wasn't "urged" to behave that way by the producers? At the very least, he did it FOR the cameras, not in spite of them. It's all fake, darling.

Alana said...

I thought of Mauricio when I read it.

Brooke said...

Agree with lostathome!

Kimberly said...

Ummm...what drugs cause some one to stumble shuffle and lick glass.Windows...because.some dude that looked like an extra in a zombie movie just licked my office window and is walking around the parking lot stumbling over shit and licking car windows while mumbling and flailing arms. The dude looks.scary as shit and We are locked down waiting for PD

Ashley said...

definitely ken and brandi. she was basically throwing herself at him in hawaii. and lisa just increased the number of times they can have sex in a year to three.

zombie makes me think bath salts.

EmEyeKay said...

@Kimberly, what FUN! (Be sure to update, please.)

Kimberly said...

I will. I have him on phone video. Right now.he's sitting on the curb and it looks like he's.trying to get his bare.foot in his mouth.

Barton Fink said...

I'm imagining Mauricio emitting pervy cheater vibes, and it's kinda hot.

Kimberly said...

Now im wishing my boss would go outside so I can see,if he has a.craving for face.. and to distract.him so I can go to lunch

Kristin said...

Hey guys long time lurker I comment really rarely. I think it could be Mauricio- rememeber that crazy drunk girl he was dancing with at the white party? And Kyle kicked her out?

And Kimberly, watch out for that crazy! Can you share your video with us?

Shallow Gal said...

I think that old Brit married to Lisa was rubbing on Brandy when the cameras were on and telling her how hot she is, so this would have to be him. Plus Lisa claims to only give him sex like on his birthday and anniversary. I probably sound naive but I don't think Maurizio cheats. what do I know, tho.

Kraymond19 said...

I'm for Ken & Brandi! She would totally let Bravo film it. She's like Honey Badger!

Little Baby Jade said...

Kimberly--are you in Florida by chance? seems like all the face eating goes on there.

Lisa said...

Eh.

Opie said...

Kim, keep us posted on the bath salt Zombie action, what city are you in? (So I don't go there today!)

Brandie is like Honey Badger, LOL!!

car54 said...

Omg, Kimberly, now bath salts make you want to eat foot?

katsm0711 said...

I thought Mauricio too but it makes sense that ken and Brandi put on a show for the cameras.

JP said...

Is the younger woman Brandi? If so then if she was dancing with Ken it is all in good fun - Lisa has been super nice to her. If she is dancing with Mauricio it's because Kyle has been evil to her and he is her weak spot. July 4th reveal Paul has an open marriage but they apparently don't film the real stuff.

yawnathon said...

I watch this crap. Not ashamed. Did anyone else who watches see the pic of Kim Richards after her new nose job? It looks SO BAD. Some doctor did her wrong with her lip augmentation too. I actually feel pretty bad for her. She's such an insecure, shell of a woman in the first place.

yawnathon said...

Guess I should've read ahead before posting that last comment! That'll learn me ;)

captivagrl said...

They all need to watch their husbands, and vicey-versy...

Kimberly said...

Bath salts guy gone. Fire.dept emts.came. man looked.at.fire truck...went towards it.. tripped.. and fell. Then tried to attack with fists.emts who tried to help him. No face biting ;(. He got zip tied and put in police.car. took
3 cops to get him.in there. Maybe he wasn't at the bitey stage yet. But no zombies in Texas..yet

crila16 said...

Definitely Defintely Definitely Mauricio. That guy is one hot man. If bitchy @ss Kyle actually thinks she's going to keep him for ever...she's crazy.

I highly doubt it's Paul. I couldn't see him kicking it up on any dance floor.

Mango said...

Ken is too old to dirty dance. And talk about face biting... Kyle would bite the face off of any woman who tried to dance dirty with Mauricio. I hope the cameras are rolling for that! Please, Bravo, please!! You owe us for "Shahs of Sunset"!

liteNOTSObrite said...

Can't be Mauricio. if you watch that show Kyle is on him like white on rice. He would never be able to get away with all of that with her present let alone with the cameras rolling.

Elizabeth said...

If it's Mauricio, I laugh because I don't like Kyle and I think he's a big baby.

If it's Paul, I sort of applaud him because I think Adrienne treats him horribly. Even if they have a platonic marriage, there's no reason to treat him the way she does.

If it's Ken, it would be sort of funny as long as Lisa doesn't mind. It would be even funnier if Lisa joined in since I think Lisa and Brandi are funny together.

NomNom83 said...

Kyle can do splits. How can you cheat on a woman like that?!

O'Really said...

I think it's Ken or Mauricio. Paul is a plastic surgeon. If he wanted a younger gf he could get one easily and off camera. All he has to do is barter. There are plenty of women in LA who would gladly do whatever for a lil nip/tuck.

auntliddy said...

Why, he must be a real gentleman, lol

Mooshki said...

Every single one of the BH husbands is a known cheater. But apparently Terry on the OC is the one who really gets the tail. Who would've thunk it?

sweetpea45769 said...

It's Joe,who's married to Melissa from New Jersey ,he is always dirty dancing with male or female..liz

Popnursing said...

And this is why I will always have job security. :o). love it.

tinkerbell33 said...

Shnozberries, man