Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Carly Rae Jepsen Has Cell Phone Hacked - Guess What? Naked Photos


If you are a celebrity, might I suggest that you have a separate pay by the month phone that you use for all your naked photo taking. This way, when the inevitable comes and your cell phone gets hacked, you won't have all your naked photos show up on the internet. The Call Me Maybe singer, Carly Rae Jepsen says that her cell phone was hacked and that naked photos of her are on the phone and now the singer is worried they will end up on the internet. Considering how this song of hers will never be matched success wise by another song, and that she will probably be a one hit wonder, she might want to let this scandal play out a little longer for the publicity. If you have heard the next few songs that are to be released by her, you might understand why I believe she will be a one hit wonder. Anyway, the Vancouver police are investigating and have a suspect. I could definitely see a parody of Call Me Maybe with this news. I wonder if Justin Bieber is in the photos.

35 comments:

goheels83 said...

Ha, did she and the Biebs bang??

a non a miss said...

I thought she was around the same age as the Biebs but she's like 26 isn't she? Old enough to know better girl!

djphob said...

This has to be on purpose, right?

cheesegrater15 said...

DJ, everything about celebrities is on purpose.


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Mindreader said...

OMG! Nakkid photos????? *shakes head* Im in shock!!!

Lissette said...

I am, for one, shocked and appalled. Naked photos of a one note, one hit wonder???? Peeshawwwww

Henriette said...

All her songs sound the same, but I like "Curiosity" and "Talk to Me."

Frufra said...

What's up with the kids these days and the nekkid pictures? Sheesh! Should we just assume that everyone under 30 has nude pics of themselves on their phones??

The world's gone nuts, I tell ya - and stay off my lawn :-)!!

angie said...

This should cement her celebrity status. That's how it works, right.

discoflux said...

I'll be shocked when someone DOESN'T have naked photos but only photos of secret charity work.

cheesegrater15 said...

Angel, for that she'll to make a shitty sex tape of some R&B singer's vastly less talented brother peeing on her.

Patty said...

Guess what...don't care!

I'm with Frufra...stay off my lawn you troublsome kids!

Frufra said...

@disco - I love it!

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Frufra said...

I just hope that if she does "leak" nude pics, they're not the pathetic self-portrait-in-the-bathroom-mirror variety. That's been done to death; get creative, folks.

angie said...

@Vicki, oh that's right, so this is just the prelude. My mistake, lol

Henriette said...

I don't want to be mean, but I find her to be a low rent Carly Simon-wanna-be. She even poised like Carly on her album/cd whatever they are called now cover.

boomom22 said...

Don't know who she is. Too lazy to look it up. Why nekkid pics on your phone? You almost have to secretly want others to see them, or not so secretly *shrugs*

sifichick said...

I take it nude pics are the new purse dogs? Everyone's gotta have one?

libby said...

Frufra---You just reminded me of that older Simpsons episode in which Bette Midler was an obsessed roadside litter-cleaner!

So funny!

faye said...

publicity stunt.

billybob said...

These cell phones of fame-whores are connected directly to the internet. I swear it! Great comments, guys. You are all on fire today! YAY!

djphob said...

@Vick so true! And I highly recommend YouTubing some Penny. Guaranteed good mood today. :)

Frufra said...

@libby - Simpsons is only the best EVAH.

And isn't Bette a big anti-litter crusader in real life?

Brenda L said...

Don't worry honey, you don't possess any parts that the rest of us don't have also.

smash said...

Not that I'm famous or anything ;) but I'm under 30 with no nuuudie pictures on my phone. I got over that phase around 20.

lolaluvs2snack said...

I have no nudes on my phone but I have only had it a month;-) So what if they get leaked deny deny deny never show your face!!!! lol

MrPresident said...

phones themselves don't get hacked, everything is stored in a cloud or linked to gmail account, there are records of everything you send

katsm0711 said...

Hey I just met you.
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So text me naked?

Get ready for dozens of worse parodies than that

Not A Ninny said...

Totally on purpose. And stupid. Jeez, she's got a good voice and she's cute. Just stick with it, kid, try to write some more good songs and you'll end up with some kind of career.

Robert said...

This makes me wonder if the other allegedly "fake" photos and videos were fakes at all. Their availability may have been planned, either that or the girl's completely stupid. After what's happened with so many other celebrities being hacked, no celeb in his or her right mind who has any sense at all would take/keep nude photos on a cell phone unless they were hoping said photos would be discovered somehow.

lostathome said...

Why do people enjoy taking nudie pics so much? I don't get it. At least delete them afterwards or put them on a digital camera instead.

uberbaldy said...

So she banged Bieber? Not that surprising I'm sure he met her and convinced her to talk with him alone away from the crowds and then BANG she was all his.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Thank God I hate my body, no way would I take nude pics of it.

MrWolf said...

If I meet a girl and she's under the age of 30, I assume she has naked photos of herself.

If she's over the age of 30, I'd say it's 50/50.

Let's not pretend that ALL of the cell phone generation are taking pictures of themselves.

As to Carly Rae and the Biebs - They met on Ellen, he did a cover of her song with his friends and her song went to be the song of the summer after that. So, who knows!

LA Mac said...

Hey, I'm under 30 and I've never taken a nude photo!

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