Friday, July 06, 2012

Everyone Jumps On The Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber Break Up Bandwagon


For the past several months I have been telling the world that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up and got back together bunches of times. They are just like any young couple and it makes it really tough to write about them. They get in a fight or Justin does something cheatalicious and they break up so I write about it, but then Selena forgives him and a week later there they are happy as clams. I prefer the more mature relationships in Hollywood. The ones where the split is forever and nasty and you know they are not getting back together. when people go back and forth you never look good. It is kind of like trying to report that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. You just kind of go numb to it all after awhile. Now though, Knee pads and TMZ have got on the break up bandwagon. In fact, TMZ went so far as to say their report was exclusive. Huh?

29 comments:

anita_mark said...

Only teenage girls would care. You could tell us they broke up and got back together and I don't think any of us would care. We'd just shrug at the headline and move on to the next post (or make fun of Bieber in the coments).

Swaysway1 said...

Wasn't there a post about them being "together" when it was convenient? They really aren't together but appear to be only in the public eye? I think this was after Selena's mom had a miscarriage. And Justin steps out on her all the time... I should go dig that article up.

Denise said...

Ugh, the way he dresses.

RenoBlondee said...

Enty, we know you are the best!

FSP said...

He's such a pretty girl.

MISCH said...

Who cares ? Really what is he 12 ?

Frufra said...

@Denise - that's what I came here to say - can he dress any stupider? Wow, if he's going for the douchiest look ever, then kudos.

strawberrygirl said...

So, he paid off that chick who claimed she had his baby, right? I assume he must have because we haven't heard a peep.

hunter said...

Said it before & I'll say it again -- I don't think Selena can stand him at this point. It was all a publicity stunt and they were actually involved but I think she's SO OVER IT at this point.

Vicki Cupper said...

I saw them fighting by his locker before history class. OMG, you guys, this is serious! Who will he take to the homecoming dance?!

sweetstarshine1 said...

if you go to the blind items he revealed. he said that he chose her over demi lovato instead of vanessa hudgens. so to me its a legit relationship but i think at this point its just she has no more patience for his bullshit

angel said...

Teenagers.. nuff said, lol. Not particularly interesting stuff gossip wise unless you subscribe to Tween Scene Magazine. I made that up :)

Pookie said...

meh. teen love. it's gonna hurt, they're gonna cry, they'll go back and forth and eventually fully outgrow each other. shame it has to be so public.

hunter said...

Ha ha Vicki - Lol!!

Yeah well especially with yesterday's reveal of Not So Innocent I have a hard time thinking she'd be happy fumbling around with the Biebs.

Jesse D said...

@vicki FTW

Vicki Cupper said...

I hope her next boyfriend is one of the Lakers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ms Cool said...

OMG Vicki. NO WAY! This is totally serious.

timebob said...

she should stay from Kid Cudi.

AKM said...

I love Selena but I could care less about her off-and-on-again Bieber love. I think hunter may be right, too, and it's all just been for show. Which would make me love her more, actually, because it would mean that she didn't really care about that douchecanoe. Blech.

Rose said...

That pictures looks straight out of an old JC Penny's catalog.

Texshan said...

She finally noticed that Bieber has a vajayjay.

nolachickee said...

He tries so hard to be a black boy. He will never succeed, of course, since he's a white girl. You are a white girl, Justin. Accept and move on. And by move on, I mean seriously renovate your wardrobe.

Ms Cool said...

What I truly wish is for Taylor Swift to date Bieber so two weeks later we can hear about it in song.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Asshole's dressed like the most conspicuous background extra in a Breakin' movie.

luckylass said...

@Hunter - agreed. Miss Not so Innocent been f-ing around for quite some time. I bet she is screwing around with other people too. They were convenient for each other, sure. But I am sure she has bigger men to bang.

kelgela said...

Erm...I do hope that is his/her bodyguard that's walking next to them.

liteNOTSObrite said...

I was yhinking something very similar and that is exactly why I think he got so angry about the Justin Timberlake comparison. I have seen multiple interviews where he is compared to Micheal Jackson and Usher to which he was very flattered by. God forbid he lose his street cred by actually being compared to a white person with a lil soul.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

I hope she dumps him and then gets with her one true love demi lovato. Hot

Mooshki said...

Wait, why did Enty use the stock photo of junior high kids to go with this story?