Guess who can't wait to get married and have a baby? If you guessed Miley Cyrus, then pat yourself on the back. I never really understood that. I mean, I understand the term, but it is really difficult to pat yourself on the back. Why not just look in the mirror and in a variety of voices tell yourself that you did a good job. It is way better than trying to reach up and pat yourself on the back and having to stare at the underside of your armpit and probably getting a cramp from a movement your body has never felt. Anyway, Miley is really excited about this whole marriage thing and wants to get pregnant as quickly as possible Not sure why. She is 19. She is three years removed from being the special celebrity on teen mom. I guess it would give her something to do since she only has a couple of more chances in the acting department and has no records or anything else going on. The more she sits at home alone, the more tattoos she gets. I keep expecting to wake up one morning and not be able to tell the difference between her and Travis Barker.