Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Kris Jenner Dating Ex-Boyfriend


In a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Jenner saw the guy that she had an affair with a long time ago and a possible baby daddy of Khloe Kardashian. Apparently the meeting and the editing of it was not just for a storyline in the show. According to The National Enquirer, Kris Jenner has been dating the guy. As in going out at night. To dinner. Alone. They have also been texting and e-mailing non-stop. Do you think that if Kris was busted cheating or if Bruce left her because of cheating that the Kardashian empire would erode away because if the answer is yes, then by all means cheat away. I just don't see what can be gained by being friends with some guy you described having wild sex with and who broke up your marriage and possibly fathered one of your children. Why do that all over again?

46 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Ratings, my dear Entward. This cunt is about ratings. She'd have a sex tape of her with Kim and a horse if it got them more money.

goheels83 said...

If she was going to cheat, would she really have the guy on her show? Although it wouldn't surprise me if it's all a ploy just to stay in the media...

rejectedcarebear said...

You said all there needs to be said Vicki..well done!

auntliddy said...

Yes, kudos vicki!! Nailed it!

Henriette said...

She's a trainwreck! That's why she does all this drama. All she cares about is the money.

Redheat said...

LOL @ Vicki, though the imagery is a bit disturbing, the theory behind it is sound.

crila16 said...

Rating would go up even more if Kris was cheating on Bruce. It's a really sad world that we live in, when people are supporting and helping these low lifes to stay on top. I guess it makes people feel better about themselves and their lives seeing these losers acting like trash. Unfortunately, it makes the Kartrashians richer.

Mindreader said...

This is the mother of Kim Kardashian! Hence, if this is true it doesnt surprises me. Like mother, like daughter…I wonder if she has a sex tape too with this dude pissing all over her? I bet she does

Mindreader said...

@ Vicki..I couldn’t agree more.

billybob said...

Yes, it makes them richer. This is why these ‘trashians make me feel sick. Surely to God these people have gone past their 15 minutes? Will they ever crawl away and leave us in peace? Ha, we should be so darned lucky! I saw a few minutes of this recently and those idiots talk like babies....I could’t think of a crime significantly serious enough to warrant being sentenced to watching one episode of these trashy bitches. I would gladly be made to break rocks in prison than watch this bunch of in-breeds. And Bruce looks like Joan Rivers....yuck!

djphob said...

I like Bruce. I hope she is cheating and he leaves her ass. If there's any reason not to like him, I dont wanna know!

car54 said...

My guess is she's writing the next storyline--the guy comes back into their lives, Khloe does the paternity test and discovers he is her bio father and poof--they have another season right there.

Ashlea said...

In the words of Peter Griffin,
"WHO THE HELL CARES?"

carolinec said...

this woman has been waiting a loooooong time to be in the spotlight.. she's not going to let it go so easily.. pretend to have an affair?? sure, why not!! (gag) or hell, maybe she really is having an affair. we all know she's not big on morals..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCOy_J1jSn0

and seriously, for a good chuckle, watch the video.

Cook said...

Gawd I hate that useless KLAN

figgy said...

The only minutes I've ever watched of this show were a couple of weeks ago, like literally 3 minutes, and it just so happened to be Kris talking to her assistant saying "I just feel like there's *sniff* /tearing up/ unfinished business..." I wanted to vomit.

discoflux said...

She'd do it because she doesn't care about about anything or anyone besides her self. She is a narcissistic, self-serving piece of trash who is addicted to money as Courtney Love is to every drug on the planet. Her money addiction has lead her to raise one daughter who is an outright publicity whore, one who has so little self esteem that she stays with and has children with one of the biggest assholes ever, and another that though she may be the sanest has to live with the nagging idea that her dad wasn't her bio dad. She keeps Bruce in line by shaming him in his cross dressing as well, I'm guessing.

I am not wishing she would die, but I would be very interested to see what would happen to that entire clan sans Kris Jenner's existence.

EmEyeKay said...

What's she saying with that bottle?

Body language... hmmmm.

Moosefan said...

The whore gene is very strong in their DNA.

Robert said...

@carolinec: Thanks! You have to see this tone-deaf narcissist "singing" about how much she loves her friends--watch this video! It's a prime example of cheesy, mid-80's music, photography and editing, like a cut-rate Miami Vice, and the cameos (Michael Jackson, O. J. Simpson, Robert Kardashian, Khloe's REAL dad, even her gardener!) are hilarious! Music by Randy Newman, too!

AKM said...
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AKM said...

The whole family is disgusting and I pray for the day when they are no longer all over the television, the Internet, the tabloids, and/or my gossip sites.

luckylass said...

Please no more of this family. I don't care if it is a slow gossip time. Be done with them, so they will go away.

yodelay said...

@discoflux, you are so right. This "woman" is an immoral piece of crap who couldn't even raise her children without damaging them. Kharma will take its toll on this one.

Lurky Loo said...

Actually, Discoflux, I think you have said it best. Everytime I see a picture of this women the words "ragining narcissist" go off like neon lights in my head. Add a tablespoon of Histrionic Disorder to this mess and bake at 350 degrees.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Not to condone cheating, but is it true that Bruce is a cross dresser? Because if it is true then I would have a hard time staying true to him.

timebob said...

Bruce is 100% in on it. The man is on easy street now. He doesn't have to tour the country anymore giving paid lectures to support them. Now they bring in the money and he gets to sit back and enjoy it all and pretend to be father knows best on the show.

That is a good looking guy, Khloe has a striking resemblence to him. But she will never do a DNA and lose her identity as a Kardashian.

SusanB said...

I'm not sure why everyone is down on Bruce being a crossdresser. That doesn't necessarily make him unfaithful or a degenerate. As long he doesn't get in a position to humiliate his family, who cares? It's a harmless kink.

SaintsFan said...

Is it just me or does this look like a brother sister duo more than a couple? They look a lot alike to me.

Cathy said...

From this picture alone, I don't think he looks like Khloe, but he looks a lot like Rob, the youngest of the K kids - and the timing of that would fit better anyways.

Shallow Gal said...

poor doddering Bruce. He was an American icon/hero at one time and now he dodders around in his wig and pulled back face breathing through those tiny nostril holes while Queen of all Pimps cuckolds him.
But looking at that big tall drink of water standing next to her...he HAS to be the baby daddy of Khloe. He looks way tall and Khloe is a baby giraffe.

Kady Kat said...

so what would Kris' sex tape be recorded on 8mm, polaroid frame-by-frame, hand reel?

i think fuzzy 8mm sex tape vs hd-glory would be a better plan for her...

djphob said...

@cathy but isn't Rob "Armenian-looking"? Nose, specifically.

The Bitch Next Door said...

She'll blame her cheating on the fact that her LOVE TANK is empty (a la Vickie Gunvalson on Orange County Housewives). Guess she'll make use of the ZESTRA she's hawking on TV for female sexual enhancement. Wish Bruce would grow a pair and leave her ass!

Turkish Taffy said...

@The B Next Door: Have you seen photos of Bruce lately? Grow a pair? I think he would be happier if he lost a pair!

Unknown said...

Why would you go back to the guy that broke up your last marriage and fathered one of your daughters? Come on, is it that hard to think of one BIG reason? She been dickmatized.

Popcorn Sutton said...

Wow. She has had some awful plastic surgery. It pains me to say this, but she looks pretty in that picture. Or at least, much better than she does now.

Her luvvah looks like Brody Jenner with a tube sock stuffed in his drawers.

NomNom83 said...

So.. Robert K. Sr. NEVER cheated on her? Never had a mistress? They didn't have an open relationship? I am genuinely asking b/c unless he was a saint, this coulda been a two-way street in their marriage. The difference is that she wrote openly about her affair. Plenty of wealthy, powerful couples have "rules" about these sorts of things (sleep with whomever as long as you don't get caught by family or mutual friends, don't get knocked up, don't get an STD, etc.)

And she's obviously just trolling for ratings. See, it's already working b/c there's a post about it!

I'm gonna go wash the stench of having just quasi-defended her off myself now...

djphob said...

Has anyone tried Zestra? You know. For a friend, of course...

blog hopper said...

Sadly, in my Sunday boredom I've watched a few episodes of this season and all I've noticed is how hard Kris is trying to make herself part of the storyline. It's pathetic....yet I watch. Don't judge me, please :)

Mango said...

Guess that $65 million they made last year for doing absofuckinglutely NOTHING wasn't enough (GOD that sticks in my craw!)

And how does that rag know that she texts and emails that goon all day?

Del Riser said...

Enty, you're writing about it, and others will too. Mission accomplished, and she might get laid in the bargain.
Bruce is a caricature of someone who used to be a man.

lilo723 said...

Because robot Bruce's batteries died during his most recent plastic surgery.

EmEyeKay said...

I'm really the only one who sees her holding her dick? Really?!

Robert said...

Wow, you're right!

Mooshki said...

EmEyeKay, no, you're not the only one, the rest of us just immediately locked the image away in a tiny, dark corner of our minds.