Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Kate Beckinsale in Allure looking nothing like Kate Beckinsale.
I will let you have fun with this one. This is Adrien Brody and his girlfriend. I think he sat on Fusilli Jerry Seinfeld.
Catherine Zeta Jones headed to the airport.
Lest you think these are not real scissors under Heidi Klum,
think again.
Jessica Alba is back from Italy.
Jennifer Lopez and her ghost in Toronto.
Jessica Simpson's baby girl.
I don't mean to stare, but I think Jason Segel has the biggest nipples of any man ever.

47 comments:

BlisterPlease said...

Kate Beckinsale looks like KStew there.

I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel together.

Agent**It said...

Jason has real man boobs.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Maybe that's where Adrien Brody keeps his career?

He has to be in the Top 5 of Oscar winners who experienced a slump after winning. Adrien, Cuba, Halle...who else?

alliwholovessomuch said...

Sand, it gets everywhere, I'm sure she's has softer hands ;) maxi looks lonely, awwww! Lol

alliwholovessomuch said...

Sand, it gets everywhere, I'm sure she's has softer hands ;) maxi looks lonely, awwww! Lol

Amber said...

I wish I was just coming back from Italy. Because it would mean I had been in Italy.

ForSure said...

Word, Amber. Word.

cheesegrater15 said...

Ugh. Can not fucking STAND Jason Fucking Segel. Everytime I see him I want to make him cry like a bitch.

Amber said...

LOL Vicki - why?! I will always love his Dracula musical.

Sunny said...

I think Heidi Klum is divine, but the concept for this photo shoot is StOoPid! Heidi draped across the cash wrap at Yardage Town would've been a 3 pointer compared to this. Another Lifetime shart!

Jasmine said...

Jason Segel is awesome but sorta grossed out by his giant nip sitch. And IMO his gross crotch situation too. Another case in point where the guy can be all schlubby and sorta gross-ish and the girl he's with is gorge and perfect. Every sitcom staring Kevin James/Jim Belushi, etc. and their thin goregous wives comes to mind.

Brenda L said...

The main question is WHAT THE HELL IS MICHELLE wearing???? It looks like the scenery at my local rock quarry!

MM said...

I actually loved what Michelle was wearing... until I scrolled down.

Anonymous said...

Brenda, exactly what I was thinking -- except I am more repulsed by the sneaker situation than I am the dress.

Pretty hydrangeas with Max.

J Ho looks like she's in a Nair commercial, circa 1983.

JW said...

What is the email address to send enty a story?

katsm0711 said...

Can Catherine Zeta Jones look any more Fierce?

I didn't know Jason Segal had a little brother.

LA Mac said...

Weird, I left a comment and now it's gone....just saying that the photo series with Adrien Brody and his girlfriend gets a but more risqué, photos of her washing his front parts extensively, under the bathing suit of course

a non a miss said...

Nick andopolis can do no wrong in my eyes. I bet he's written a song for Michelle already!

RenoBlondee said...

@JW you can either click on the yellow envelope up higher on this page or it is: Entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

rhinovodka said...

Maybe I am just grumpy, but I can't stand Heidi Klum.

Michelle, are you trying to relive Brokeback, because that is one ugly outfit.

Mama June said...

I'm grumpy today and I can't stand Heidi anymore either. Ugh, over her.

I thought a little kid was with Jason Segel.

CZJ does look pretty fierce, where has Michael been? Hope he is doing okay.

Amber, co-sign on the Italy comment.

Wow, if I was Kate B, I'd be pissed at those pics.

Sylvia said...

Haven't seen pics of Jlo with her boy-toy???

Bit dams said...

The mommy in me (okay, paranoid mommy) sees the pond behind Jessica Simpson’s baby and wants to scream "Danger! Danger!" i worry about this girl having to much to do when there is a baby in the home.....

JW said...

@RenoBlondee

Thank you.

RenoBlondee said...

Speaking of J Lo, I tried her new scent today "Glowing". It is terrific smelling. My favorite perfume is her Miami Glow, but I might have to get this new one if I can find it cheap online somewhere.
Not a fan of hers, but damn if she can't make some good smelling perfume! LOL

Sunny said...

@rhinovodka
and
@curlyhairslacker

You're killin me girls!! Now granted I don't really care for Project Runway Heidi, but how can you not heart Halloween Heidi? While every other skank is Sexy Cop or Sexy Ninja, Heidi outdoes herself every year with some crazy shiz. Love her :)

Mama June said...

@Sunny, you got me. Heidi does Halloween right, that's for sure. Hell, maybe I'm just envious of her bikini body. That's definitely a possibility. ;)

__-__=__ said...

Heidi looks a bit stabby today..........

Syd said...

Jason gives Bobby Flay a run for the money in the moobs dept.

Sunny said...

@curlyhairslacker
One down, one to go. Kidding! And yes, she's got a kickin bod, but she's so goofy and fun too. So there's that too

Sunny said...

too too too too too. Toos for EVERYBODY!!

anita_mark said...

I want to live forever in Kate's dress and shoes. But Kate Beckinsale looks like a cross between Jennifer Connely and KStew. That's not a compliment.

Oh Michelle. What's worse? The pixie haircut, the 1980's Risky Business sunglasses (ok, I don't hate those but I needed to write that), the dress or the god damn shoes? Or her gross-bodied boyfriend?

Are those pics the Adrien Brody ones from a few weeks ago?

I want to be best friends with CZJ.

MadLyb said...

Is it really crazy middle-aged lady of me to only have noticed the awesome wiry white chair in the background of the Jessica Simpson baby photo? I think I know the answer to that...

lilo723 said...

MadLyb, I love everything in that picture, wiry chair included. She's a very cute baby, but I'm not sure I would leave her propped up like that and stand that far away.
I can't believe Heidi is really on those scissors...Can we say OUCH?!?

faye said...

adrian brody just needed a prostate check.

heidi klum looks very relaxed and composed for lying on scissors.

i before have i been jealous of jessica simpson or thought anything of her, but can i have her backyard? i am in love with it.

i dont care what they look like. i love michelle williams, matilda ledger, and jason segel together.

Tru Leigh said...

He has to be in the Top 5 of Oscar winners who experienced a slump after winning. Adrien, Cuba, Halle...who else?

Sharon Stone.

AKM said...

Sharon Stone never won an Oscar.

Marisa Tomei?

Not A Ninny said...

Harold Russell. Won two acting Oscars in one year, then wasn't in another film for 34 years.

(Trick answer, I know.)

Susan said...

I hate to be all judgy, but propping up that beautiful newborn like that is making my brain explode. Sorry, Jessica Simpson. Maybe your hormones are clouding your judgment.

parissucksliterally said...

I could not care less about Chestica's Maxi Pad.

Kate B looks like Nicole Kidman with brown hair.

J Lo. UGH.

Heidi annoys me. I think she is gorgeous, but I don't like hearing her speak.

feraltart said...

I wouldn't mind showering with Adrian.

Barton Fink said...

It warms my heart to hear people tiring of Klum. I was tired of her long ago, and she seemed to skate on sympathy because her husband had rough skin. She had to be a deep person if she would tolerate imperfection! Now that that excuse is gone, folks is tired of her, and I'm happy. (I feel bad typing this, but hey. Why hold back?)

mooshki said...

I don't like the way the baby is posed either, but she is way to young to worry about her crawling into the pond. :)


If you believe Lainey (I usually don't), Heidi is a bitch.

Heather said...

IMO which does not mean much our reader's photos amused me more. Zeta Jones should at least smile when "A million dollars isn't that much" M'K?

Shocky said...

Jessica and Jennifer are sharing a sweater

Henriette said...

Worse Oscar slump goes to that Italian guy who jumped over seats at the Oscars. Everyone thought he was so cute, but he disappeared.

misspoppypants said...

Heidi, please don't cut your nipple off. That's repulsive.

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