Thursday, July 12, 2012

Random Photos Part Two - The ESPY's

Olivia Munn and Hayden P
Maria Sharapova
Lindsey Vonn
Danica Patrick
Jeremy Renner & Stuart Scott
Jessica Biel
Bruce Jenner & Lamar Odom
Eli Manning
The Zooey

84 comments:

Ingrid Superstar said...

Sharapova looks like Amber Heard there. She's gonna start attracting Depp-A-Like's.

NapAssasin said...

FINALLY Beil wears a flattering dress & hair style. She no longer looks like a spinster. So... How much work have you had done, Zooey?

MissCrop609 said...

Am I the only person in the world that thinks that Jessica Biel is a butter face? I don't get all the hype about this chick at all.

Eli is forcing a smile because he knows his pants are too tight.

surfer said...

What on earth is going on with Olivia Munn's arm and chest? Don't know if it's a reflection of some kind, but the two tones make her look like a burn victim.

Trey said...

Ingrid, thought the same thing. I did a double take when I saw it wasn't Amber.

Jessica Biel almost looks good there. Almost.

Frufra said...

Is Olivia a self-tanner fail there,or just weird lighting on her boobs?

As my mother would say, Danica needs to run a comb through that hair.

luckylass said...

@surfer: i was thinking the same. It looks like her fake tit cutlets got loose.

MAC said...

Zooey's not in black tights. She looks like she's lost some weight too.

anita_mark said...

Why does Zooey hate her legs? They look great, no cankle action at all. They don't appear long but she's smart with the shoes and skirt length. And is that dress sequined? I can't believe I'm going to say this but I want Zooey's outfit and shoes (minus the red belt).

I know he won the decathlon but does having a plastic-surgeried kitty-face disqualify you for all sports related events?

Danica Patrick annoys me. Mostly because of her smug Go Daddy ads.

Vicki Cupper said...

Olivia & Hayden: Whore & Whorier


OMGJEREMYRENNERTHANKYOUENTWARD! I'll even let The Zooey slide. Just this once.


OMGJEREMYFUCKMESIDEWAYSRENNER!

.robert said...

@Ingrid Superstar,

Sharapova is 6'2" barefoot, I think the HW shorties would not want to stand too close to her.

david91 said...

@ vickicupper: i'm afraid jeremy is probably only going to fuck you, if you are a guy

Vicki Cupper said...

Suck my dick, troll. Get back to the Celebrity Center and lick Travolta's taint.

Christina said...
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Christina said...

I just can't with Olivia Munn, she is a no talent hooker garnering her fame on the backs of horny nerds.
However, Maria on the other hand looks like a goddess here. I'm not gay, but I would be for her. She is perfection!

Vicki Cupper said...

Christina, I bet Maria Sharapova is what Parisite sees when she looks in the mirror.

Kassandra said...

I really like Lindsey Vonn's dress, although the bodice could use a bit of revamping.

Hayden P. looks SO much better with longer hair. i realize those are extensions, but i think she should keep them.

I think Jessica Biel has been looking not so great these days because of her bangs. Her face has so many strong contours, i think length without bangs was always softening it up for her. Now, not so much.

auntliddy said...

I think she looks like a boy wearing girls clothes.

david91 said...

cool down, vicky. i just made a stupid joke, i'm sorry:-)

auntliddy said...

And, as my mother would say, get that hair out if your eyes, lol

BlisterPlease said...

Danica Patrick looks like she just got out of the shower.

Maria Sharapova is beautiful.

Vicki Cupper said...
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Vicki Cupper said...

Apology accepted. :)

Sorry I blew up like that. They've been annoying the hell out of everybody on here lately.

Can't imagine why. :P

Sylvia said...

LOL@Vicki

Frufra said...

auntliddy, I still can't stand any hair in my eyes or touching my face because I got nagged to DEATH about it as a kid. I mean, multiple comments daily from both parents.

I'm that lady who's always got her hair pinned up or under a scarf/bandanna, and absolutely no bangs. Scarred for life.

Vicki Cupper said...

Frufra, omg my mother was ALWAYS telling me to brush my hair even when I had just brushed it. Of course my brother and sister would start laughing hysterically. Now I'm always messing with my hair. I have a brush and a comb at home, two combs in my bag and a brush in my desk drawer at work.

Frufra said...

And by "comments", I mean screamings. Lots of yelling in the old "family of origin". (Anyway, that's what my therapist calls it :-).

I'll just keep my hair brushed and pulled back to be safe!

Frufra said...

I swear to Xenu! If I ever turn into a nag like that, my kids and hubby have full authority to just smack my face!

Good Lord, nagging steals a kid's soul!

Christina said...

@Vicki Cupper
You're probably right, but I think that probably has to do with syphilis messing with her brain.

Vicki Cupper said...

Frufra, I'm gonna have to steal that phrase. lmao

Christina, she prolly has a species of syphilis that is yet undiscovered.

joymama said...

Jessica's legs are ten shades of orange darker than her upper body.

Vicki--seriously the funniest reply I've read in a long time. Suck my dick, troll---my new favorite line.

surfer said...

@luckylass - yeah, but that doesn't explain the nonsense on her arm.

msgirl said...

Why are there always so many pics of Jessical Biel, and Jessica Alba?

B. Profane said...

Olivia M. and Hayden P.--comparing notes on rates for yacht girls?

"Am I the only person in the world that thinks that Jessica Biel is a butter face? I don't get all the hype about this chick at all."

Because you're not a (straight) guy? Biel is the epitome of an "actress" who owes her entire career to visceral sex appeal. Can't act worth a damn, hatchet-faced and gives off a strong dyke vibe...but I'll rent DVD's or click-through web ads to view her ass whenever it's on display. It's just a hardwired thing.

gossipoholic said...

@Vicki - met Jeremy Renner Monday night Bourne Q&A - don't care which "team" he bats for - he is handsome, smart & extremely nice. A girl can have her lustful daydreams!!!!! And he sits a motorcycle like nobody's business!!

Jolene Jolene said...

Ugh, just when I thought Biel finally got it right, she had to go with the matching shoes. So close, girl. So close.

spider3tattoo said...

Glad Zooey left her black tights at home for a change.

What is it with the all sheer panel skirts on a full length gowns these days...ugh.

katsm0711 said...

All I have to say is God bless Maria Sharapova

FS said...

Maria Sharapova looks older than her actual age for some reason.

The Zooey looks like she is seriously fighting the urge to tilt her head some more and be 'quirky'.

Is Stuart Scott the one that's been fighting cancer?

nova said...

Biel's outfit might be cute on someone else, but the little ballerina thing + those biceps = hell no

libby said...

Danica is a marketing gimmick.

I swear this story is true.

About 2 years before Danica came out of nowhere, I waited on two men from the team she first worked for. They kept checking me out (up & down) and whispering to each other. Finally they asked me if I had ever wanted to drive an IndyCar. I (stupidly) thought they were FOS, and put NO thought into quickly brushing them off.

After I told them that I wasn't really the type, they began to talk openly that they were looking for an attractive young woman to 'integrate' the sport, but mostly for the press she would get. I realized they NOT FOS, but I lacked the confidence to go try out or interview.

Two years later, the team they worked for introduced the world to Danica. I kick myself EVERY DAY that I brushed them off. SO MANY sports figures & conventioneers are just trying to get laid, and I stereotyped them and lost out.

But I WOULD NEVER have done a damned GoDaddy commercial. If it had been me, I'd be DRIVING, not posing.

dia papaya said...

Hayden P looks pretty.

Don't get the Jessica B love. Thanks B. Profane for trying to explain, but I have a girl brain and still can't comprehend.

Now Jeremy is something I can understand. He is delicious. I've always had a thing for gay men I can't have...

Lola said...

Well hello, Jeremy.

uberbaldy said...

I had similar thoughts about Olivia with Hayden. She left Attack of the Show before she had a real career and now everything is basically gone. Her movies suck. She talks a lot about being on "The Newsroom" but has barely been on it. She only sustains because of the "Horny nerds" as someone else stated and I count myself among them. Well at least I did and then it became apparent that she has no acting talent. She was great on AOTS and is really good as a host but nothing else really. I really wouldn't be surprised if she joined that whole "Room" whatever group. She'll disappear and be seen with new "BF"s 4 or 5 times a year and start spending a lot of time abroad for "charity".

As for the skin tones that others have noticed on her. It looks like its just shadows falling on her weird. Although she definitely fakebakes.

Vicki Cupper said...

Gossipholic...sigh...tell me more.

Libby, she's always rubbed me the wrong way for some reason.

whocaresnow12 said...

I'm with you on the Renner love

Jessie said...

Olivia Munn is super plain. I don't get her appeal.

lazyday603 said...

I've always though Jessica Biel's face was monkey-like. Her body on the other hand is one for the ages. She doesn't have a lot of screen presence though. Too passive or something.

gossipoholic said...

He really is a class A guy! He even commented on my daughter's 7 month old twins who happen to be in the lobby. I have video but don't know how to get it to you. Google AMC Q&A with Renner and Gilroy and you'll get the online stream. Someone asked him if he was really a super hero which part of his body would he change ... His answer is classic. Actually all his answers were great. He has a wicked sense of humor. He was very engaging one-on-one. I can't speak highly enough of the guy.

B. Profane said...

"But I WOULD NEVER have done a damned GoDaddy commercial. If it had been me, I'd be DRIVING, not posing."

Danica can drive. She had a long history of open-wheel racing before she got an Indy Car ride. And she faces the chance of gruesome death every time she goes on the track. She's seen one of her teammates cut in half in a T-bone crash. The last couple of drivers to die were shredded so badly by the catch fences they had to be shoveled into a body bag.

The Indy Car bimbo is the Peruvian woman, the one that threw a towel in Danica's face.

RenoBlondee said...

I'n def on the Beil looks like a dude train.
Olivia Munn does not bother me one bit. I think she's pretty and funny.
Zooey looks really great.

B. Profane said...

Biel does look like a guy in a lot of ways, and that totally confuses my ape-within instincts. She's cold, snotty and looks like a Russian male gymnast gone tranny, but with a really great ass. She causes my primal synapses to misfire in maddening ways.

anita_mark said...

I can see the Biel attraction. Great breasts are possible but a great ass (and legs) are much rarer to see. If I were a guy, I'd be an ass man. A great ass is truly spectacular (maybe because it's the one part of my body I hate).

yodelay said...

The first word that came to mind when I saw Sharapova was Yowzaa. LOL

B Profane, you summed up Jessica B perfectly.

I dont care for Olivia Munn's famewhory ways. The only thing I remember about her is a clip I saw on some Fail clip from Attack of the Show where she called MC Hammer, McHammer like McDonalds. So not cool.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Best comment about Biel I've ever read, from the movie critic in the (Philadelphia) Daily News. "She is the best actress in Hollywood from the neck down."

supapimp said...

Don't understand the hate for JB, yes, bangs aren't a good look, but she is very pretty.

Michael said...

When did the ESPYs become an all white event. Last I heard there are a few black people in sports. Maris looks fantastikc though :)

Michael said...

The keys on my laptop stick. I am not that bad of a speller.

curlyhairslacker said...

Yay about Jeremy Renner being a class act!

Eli irritates the shit outta me, ever since he refused to put the San Diego hat on when he got drafted. I like Peyton though.

Good lawd Maria Sharapova, goddess!

libby said...

B Profane, you know I love you, but my story is 100% true. They may have plucked Danica from whatever open-wheel racing she did, but the SAME team that was looking for a female marketing gimmick, FOUND ONE.

They were completely open with me about how they had an 'assignment' to keep their eye out for a potential package. At the time, they seemed dubious that it would happen; they complained that where we were (Indianapolis), most prospects who were old enough, were obese. I'm not---plus I used to come off as a real bad-ass waitress, so their first impression was that I was a thrill-seeking type. Bad-ass was a front, of course, and I let them know.

They were originally looking in Indianapolis, as part of the IndyCar marketing angle. This was all from their lips. NASCAR had stolen Indy's thunder; they wanted an angle.
They were so open with me, because they seemed sure they wouldn't succeed---this was 2 Indy 500's BEFORE Danica, at least. I'm not sure which was her debut race, which is why my 2-year figure is not exact.
But when she debuted I immediately checked which team, and there it was (I remembered which at the time, but I'm having a brain-fart now and tltg). I even recognized one of the guys in the background of a photo.

Trust me, it happened.I'm not saying I would have been any good at it, but I regret being so harsh in my refusal. I should have heard them out before assuming they were FOS, I regret it.

I waited on every sports figure you can imagine, and was hit on SO much. I never trusted anybody.


Funny tidbit:
I once waited on Marv Albert & his then-fiancee, and his then longtime broadcast partner, Mike Fratello (who was a total sexist slob-creep with me). This was well AFTER Marv's sex scandal, but Marv pulled me aside when Fratello was away, and hastily WARNED ME about not accepting any dates with Mike no matter what, in the gravest tone. Marv's fiancee was right there, nodding in agreement (so Marv obvs didn't want me himself or anything).

You think Marv was a perv...imagine what Mike F must do, to require such a dramatic warning to the waitress from Marv Freakin' Albert, his 'BUDDY'.

Every time he was in town after that, Marv Albert ALWAYS asked for me, and we would talk sports while he ate. Always a gent, never hit on me. And his wig looked great in person, I swear.

I only comment late, b/c I hate clogging up threads with my novels. Sorry, again.

B. Profane said...

Libby, I believe you. Word was that a couple of Indy Car teams were looking for a woman driver to promote around that time, and no one was surprised when Rahal-Letterman signed Danica. I'm just saying that she would have found her way to Indy Cars sooner or later; being a pretty woman just gave her an edge on the sooner part.

How does Marv Albert get a date after his sex scandal? She must be really kink-friendly or understanding.

Frufra said...

Oh my gosh, what a story, libby! And the Marv A tidbit is the icing on the cake! Have you seen him lately. God, plastic surgery and crazy hair dye/toupee mania!

B. , I hate to bag on my own kind, but some women will date anybody with a bank account. And they all come back from scandal after enough time passes. Brent Munsberger too, correct? Hell, OJ had a girlfriend!

Texshan said...

Sorry, but I will risk the wrath of Vicki by saying I just do not get the Renner attraction. He has the same kind of face as Daniel Craig -- he looks like he's been hit in the face with a frying pan eleventy times. He may be a nice guy, I dunno, but he's not cute. And he makes my gaydar ping like a metal detector in Ft. Knox.

I also don't get the big deal about Danica. She never comes close to winning anything and she does ads for that Go Daddy asshole who hunts elephants. F*ck him and f*ck her for doing business with him.

Cambodia, that quote reminds me of something I read about Scarlett Johannsson that made me laugh and laugh: "When people say she's a really good actress, what they mean is she has really big boobs." It's funny 'cause it's true.

Vicki Cupper said...

Meh, it's all good. The vag wants what the vag wants. I have really good gaydar, and he doesn't so much as give mine a wibble.

Didn't know that about the Go Daddy asshole. Just one more reason to dislike the company.

B. Profane said...

Danica's Indy Car results: One win, three poles, seven podium finishes, finished the season in the top ten three seasons out of seven. Perfectly respectable career for a driver under 30. If she went back to Rahal-Letterman, would you slam her for working for a philanderer?

anita_mark said...

Renner, Daniel Craig and me = the only way I can get on board with polygamy

liteNOTSObrite said...

I don't get the hole Renner thing. No sireee!

Teresa said...

That's it, the Digital Age has ruined me. As I shoveled gyro salad down my craw and scrolled through the photos, I immediately read the first caption as:

Olivia Munn and Hayden (sideways tongue-smiley)

Hopeless!

gossipoholic said...

LOL!!! I get you! Trying to convince the hubby that we need a brother husband, and one that makes bank doing movies!

@Vicki - I work in the "industry," and have pretty gaydar, and standing next to Renner Monday night, it was not pinging -- other things were happening, but not the gaydar!

Mooshki said...

I can't stand Olivia Munn. She was really annoying in Magic Mike. And she just about ruined The Daily Show for me. I was SO glad when she left.

betch said...

maria sharapova is cool & all... but carlos bocanegra is right behind her! captain america!!!

HI said...

Is Bruce Jenner wearing one of Lamar's suits?

Dagny said...

I just have to say that I hate Olivia Munn with a passion. She is an insult to geeks, women, and geek women simultaneously. I wish she would go away so hard.

I'm not attracted to Renner but he does come off as a really nice guy, and I loved him in The Avengers. I can't wait to see more good things from him!

Kassandra said...

I'm sure Renner is a great guy, but i am also unclear why people think he is hot or attractive. To me, he has a rat's face.

But to each his/her own.

Kassandra said...

I'm sure Renner is a great guy, but i am also unclear why people think he is hot or attractive. To me, he has a rat's face.

But to each his/her own.

KarlsJ26 said...

I'm surprised no one commented on Eli's horrible brown shoes.

Texshan said...

Sorry, B., I don't follow racing because I'm not a redneck and have a life. Every time I see anything about Danica on ESPN, it's because she's hitting the wall.

I don't approve of philanderers, but I can handle them better than I can some degenerate who gets off on flying to Africa to kill an intelligent, social, and family-oriented animal just for shits and giggles. To me, that is beyond disgusting and, in fact, inhuman.

B. Profane said...

Pffft, you're calling the guy who threw a hissy fit over hubris a redneck? You're condemning Patrick because she's pretty and she uses her appeal to sell ads. She's as good in her sport as the top beach volleyball women, and they compete in bikinis.

You doubtless go to church every week with slews of hunters. Do you confront them for slaughtering animals? Patrick doesn't even get to chose who sponsors her cars, let alone pull triggers.

Robert said...

@KarlsJ26: That's because I'm tardy to the party. "Brown shoes don't make it!"

rejectedcarebear said...

ITA

bobbi_1025 said...

I agree with you. My husband luvs her but I don't know if he's ever actually looked at her face if you know what I mean.

Texshan said...

No, B., I'm not calling you a redneck. I didn't know you followed racing.

I don't go to church every week. And, as far as I know, no one at my church has ever killed an elephant (or tiger, or lion, etc,) for fun. While I don't understand how anyone could ever voluntarily kill an animal, I do recognize the difference between shooting a deer for meat and shooting an elephant for a photo.

Finally, yes, I have confronted trophy hunters in the past.

tamarind said...

zooey, beautiful, darling.

Texshan said...

Forgot to add -- I am not condemning Patrick because she's pretty and uses her looks to advertise things. That's what every model and many actresses do. I am condemning her for choosing to do ads for Go Daddy, which is a company owned by someone I find morally reprehensible.

I don't care how she looks. I care who she chooses to associate with and promote. I feel the same about anyone who chooses to align themselves with people I find objectionable. If some actress you like came out as a Republican, you would no doubt feel differently about her, given your past comments here. It's the same thing.

Also, beach volleyball players have been required to wear bikinis as part of their sport. In fact, the London Olympics will be the first in which female beach volleyball players will be allowed to wear one-piece suits. So do I fault them for wearing the clothing mandated by the rules governing their sport? No. And I don't see how that relates to Patrick, anyway.