Friday, July 27, 2012

Robert Pattinson Moves Out


I think three days is about enough to discuss one person cheating in Hollywood. I mean when Tiger cheated with 46 people and Jesse James 38 or whatever it was, even that got kind of boring after a few days. The only fun was seeing photos of the different people and wondering what on earth they were thinking. I think what would make this whole Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart thing more fun is if Ted Casablanca had a way to report live from outside the house they once shared. Apparently Rob has now moved out. Ted could be out there waiting to talk to anyone and interviewing everyone and just talking to himself. I think Funny Or Die should give the guy a call and do some kind of parody video.


What this is going to do of course is now allow the tabloids to talk about the couple every week until the last installment of Twilight premieres later this year. After that, no one will really care. I don't think they are quite at the level where we are going to care who they are dating unless the person they are dating is someone we care about.

56 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

I'm sure if he's looking for a place to stay, that uber fan from yesterday will be more than willing to help him out!

sweetstarshine1 said...

i already dont care about these two...in fact i never did..im not a twlight fan, and i think kristen stewart is a horrible actress...

Mdmoisell said...

I'm confused about your previous posts conflicting with this current news.

Mdmoisell said...

I'm confused about your previous posts conflicting with this current news.

*karen* said...

blindgossip.com is reporting that the relationship was a studio setup (which we knew), but that the two of them became really great friends. Now RP apparently feels betrayed because she got caught and ruined the thing that they had going.

It makes sense to me. I'd be pissed if I was in a contract relationship and the other person screwed up so that all our plans had to change and suddenly I'm the betrayed S.O.

Della said...

Didn't he cheat in the past?

Those photos looked so staged.

Della said...

Didn't he cheat in the past?

Those photos looked so staged.

angel said...

@karen, yup. They were never really involved. They are both still following the Twilight PR department's instructions, with a twist now that Kristen has blown their cover.

I knew this day was coming, but never expected this. I can't believe she got involved with a married man in his 40's. What the?

Patty said...

Never cared about these two. Too busy following the Jackson Family Drama. And, I never got her appeal.

Kim D Esq said...

She only had to make it a few more months...

hunter said...

Totally agree w Karen. If I was Rob I'd be pissed too, not cool.

Henriette said...

Why did he move out of his own house?

crila16 said...

But they were never a couple!!!!!!!!!!

MISCH said...

I agree never a couple...but the money was sooo good the act should have been easy.

luckylass said...

My take...

Convenient couple, either friends or more, could've be a set up

Needed to end, as they have to move on with roles

Even bad publicity is publicity, they knew what they were doing

Only in Hollyweird would all parties agree to such craziness.

lostathome said...

OMG he moved out?????!! How am I supposed to get through the day now???

cc423 said...

Not only is she a terrible actress, she is not that attractive in any way what-so-ever. I SO do not understand her appeal beyond getting cast in a Twilight movie or two. But hey, they could have cast Shih Tzu as Bella and those crazy fans would have declared that dog the best actress in the world. As it is, it looks like Kristen has finally bit the hand that feeds her.

Renoblondee said...

I smell a rat in this whole scenario.

Frufra said...

I love it - Reno, lucky, welcome to my "it's all a setup" team! Conspiracy theorists unite :-)!

Frufra said...

Oh, Della, too - yay!

Henriette said...

I would have kicked her to the curb and not moved out of my own house.

This is reminding me of a Britney/Justin 2.0 except these two were never real.

billybob said...

Hahahaha...Rob can go and stay with nuttymadam from youtube. She’s the queen of cray-cray.

Agent**It said...

@Frufra, sign me up !

djphob said...

Good gravy, I read the comments about this over on Jez and Gawker and I'm astounded at how ppl insist this is all 100% real.

Cara said...

Thank Cheesus that smell-o-vision hasn't been invented yet, because that picture would be stanking up my office. Seriously, take a shower. You look gross.

LeGrange said...

They will make up just in time for the last premiere of their movie. Mark my words...

jane3113 said...

This whole thing feels so fake. All of it. I have never seen such quick press releases from all parties. Most people say very little. Her statement about Rob was weird. And guess what. I now know who Liberty Ross is! Never heard of her before. I bet part of the deal was getting publicity for the wife who wants an acting career.

"Honey, I am going to pretend to bang this starlet and you will be talked about in the press. You will forgive me and in return be cast in the new Jeremy Renner film. Then I will take you to the Maldeves for your trouble."

Marie said...

Perhaps (and I totally hope I'm right) this is part of her exit strategy, I.e. she has whinged so much about the down side of fame, maybe she decided to pull a stunt that would make the fans hate her and will now drop out of the public eye?

Or is that wishful thinking?

Not that I particularly care about her either way, I just kinda wish that people got famous for being talented or something. All angst all the time doesn't really count as far as I'm concerned.

Linnea said...

Totally down with the "this is all a huge fake" camp. Someone told me that twihards are saying this is part of a documentary about what happens when a celeb cheats, and that kristen is part of the cast. I LOVE THAT. Their imaginations are just running wild!

Linnea said...

I just dont understand it. If they love Robert so much, shouldnt they be super happy that he is free now?

Marie said...

They're not so well known for their smarts...

sylmarillion said...

Feels very fake to me, too. Especially because some of the pictures are so clear. Usually in cheating scandals, you get two or three grainy 'maybe he did, maybe he didn't' pictures. You don't stand there together (if you don't want to be found out) while some pap shoots a whole roll full of pictures right under your nose.

@Linnea: I think they love the idea of their 'heroes' Edward and Bella together. I don't think they see the difference between Edward and Bella and Kristen and Rob.

White lilly said...

I really hope all the twihards are 12 year old girls... Because seriously, how can anybody over that age me interested in them? They are horrible actors and ugly!
I watched Twilight by myself and was so embarrasted that I don't even remember if I saw the end...
I just wish they would go away...

Agent**It said...

@Frufra,

Here's my working theory:

One of them is joining Co$, one is already Co$ or OWES something to Co$ (cover up) and is 'paying up' but not actually joining, and one is resisting Co$.

jetfuelgenius said...

I think the affair was real...not sure about K&R but I think the director's wife had a private investigator follow her husband because she suspected something...I think these photos are PI photos, not pap photos and when the wife saw them she knew exactly how to nail Kristen Stewart for home wrecking her marriage...I think the reason Kristen released that bizarre statement is because Rob really was pissed, and he cut off communication with her...they've been thick as thieves for 4 years now...whether romantic or not, and to have him cut her off would be terrible for her career...her attachment to him is a huge reason why she is anywhere...and no, lol I am not a Robsten or nonstop or whatever, I just think she's a little asshole and finally got nailed by her own bullshit.

I'm more convinced that Rob is gay than ever...and no I did not believe Enty's blind about him and Ashley Greene...I think that was Ashley Green (a la Nikki Reed) feeing fake blinds to inflate her internet gossip...

Frufra said...

@Agent - I love it - fades the heat off the whole LRC situation. With you on the case, all these folks should be running scared!

Team CDAN, with Agent**It as team captain. Case cracked!

Robert said...

@Frufra, Reno, lucky, Agent**It, and Della: Count me in! (Probably Maja, too!)
I think LeGrange is right--there will be a big emotional reunion right before the release of whatever the last chapter of the franchise is to make the Twihards verklempt before the movie's release. After that? Who knows....

Barton Fink said...

@cc423, For me, I love her when she isn't acting. Her sneery face, her foxy nose, the way she alternates between smiling sweetly and adjusting her junk like a boy, her androgyny in general, plus her intense femininity. Her eyes are very expressive, like a silent film star, and when she looks sideways it's almost with the power of Princess Diana. Her James Dean outfits intrigue me, her runway gowns (worn with sneakers) make me wonder. I love her because she is slack-shouldered, mouth-breathing, snotty, and very glamorous in spite of it. I actually have never seen a Twilight film for more than 10 minutes, incidentally. Can't stand the acting from any of the cast.

Agent**It said...

@Frufra, I have never seen Twilight, etc and never commented on their pix because they all confuse me and blend in together. But, day before yesterday, when I went into the Twilight Zone and ended up reading things (that really do not benefit me) yet astonished me (The Twilight Fans, photo shop, etc) I was , well,enchanted .. But the gal on You Tube is my all time favorite
and I love her for unknown reasons:)

JoElla said...

I keep asking my soon to be 13 year old daughter if she wants to read these books, all of her friends have and she was having a bit of a dry spell in reading (AKA being a tween brat and not reading)

She looked me straight in the eye and said...

"Ugggggh no way Mom!"

*tears of joy* such a proud Mommy Moment!

I do think they care for eachother, but I never bought the whole luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve story personally.

Can I come and play with the kool kids conspiracy club?

MadLyb said...

We're being played. Kristen may have made a boo boo, but I'm hard-pressed to feel much sympathy for Mr. Sparkly. He seems like a nice guy and all, but I've never been convinced of the legitimacy of their relationship. I think the Stewart had a self-destructive bent and subconsciously got caught. Her actions are not defensible, but it's sickening how hateful and judgmental people can be about matters that don't concern them in the least.

The director is likely ruined - he may keep his wife and kids, but is probably screwed as far as getting another high profile directing job again in the movies. Back to commercials... The worst part of all this is the wife and kids, but again, it's their business.

Barton Fink said...

Stewart apparently met his wife when she was 17 and he was godknowswhat. These kinds of relationships often diminish with time and with the development of adult facial features in the young one.

Nina Roux said...

this is all a set up. the relationship, the photos (no one is that stupid. if it were real they'd get a room. the pics would be more scandalous.) and if he is "moving out" where are the pap photos? They prob shared an investment property, IF any part of that is true. But this is ALL PR/MEDIA generated for the masses. It's pretty brilliant, if you ask me.
I still love the movies, and think they're both great actors and can't wait to see how they shed their Twilight skins.

Turkish Taffy said...

"One less man to clean up after, no more laughter..."

*sound of record screeching to a halt*

Oh who are we kidding?

Agent**It said...

@TurkishTaffy,

"One less man to clean up after, no more laughter..."


" One less, bell to answer..."

I heard Barbra Streisand sing that in concert:)

MrWolf said...

I'm pretty sure the reason why Rob Pattinson moved out of his own house was because it wasn't his own house - His own house being in London.

I also imagine that Rob will not be homeless for long - You know, between him owning multiple homes, having millions of dollars for more homes, and having millions of women willing to loan him a bed for a night.

I'm pretty sure dude's gonna be okay.

Sherry said...

One less egg to frrrrryyyyyy~!

I'm on the consipracy train too. Don't believe any of these relationships are real. Nor do I believe she even sleeps with men.

Oh Barton...The line about getting adult facial features is pure genius.

Del Riser said...

I've always thought the backers of the franchise had the public lives of these two all worked out. I'm sure they still do.

They will soon be only a heartbreaking memory to the twihards.

Kristen has HW contacts and it's a good thing because she has the emotional range of a dead slug.

Robert will only get work from those who can stand the smell.

altar boy said...

@Robert -- the pre-Twilight release tearful reunion between two luh-vahs is brilliant! Can we please put money on that? Are you a publicist, because you should definitely moonlight as one. This must must must be a sham and the only thing I can't work out is how they got the wife to be OK with it. I still can't think of KStew as anything other than an asexual sadsack of sour lemons.

altar boy said...

. . . and RPatz wants to date that blonde chick openly.

Agent**It said...

@Barton

"the development of adult facial features in the young one"

Thanks for my chuckle of the day.

audrey said...

OMG!!!! Rob moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart and the world didn't end. OMG!!!!!

Lainey is probably cowered into a puddle of her own tears right now. How anyone could have thought this was a real romance is beyond me...but then I don't like Twilight and have no use for sparkling vampires.

aradia said...

I wonder if she realized this will damage her career? Oh wait if twilight didn't nothing can...

Anotheramy said...

"After that, no one will really care."
Oh Enty, you underestimate the twitard.

Mooshki said...

I don't know how anyone could ever think K.Stew was a good enough actress to pull off faking this affair. Look at how she looks with R.Patz - completely unbelievable as a couple. With the director, she was obviously mad into him. Also, there's no way she could ever get good publicity from sleeping with a guy who was married with kids. And if the wife went along with it, despite what it'd do to their kids, she'd have to be the coldest bitch on the planet.

Henriette said...

My whole intrigue in these mess are the press releases! Who the hell comments on their cheating activity? Maybe Arnie because he had a kid while he was married, but no one else does.

Who the hell can't afford a hotel room to have sex? I know I had sex in a car when I was 40, but that was due to living with my mom. Stewart has no excuses!

None of this crap makes sense to me.