I believe that now with Samantha Ronson in the hate category for Paris Hilton that would put the world total somewhere at 3 or 4 billion haters. Paris would say that means there are a billion or two people who actually like here. I would counter with the fact they have no television and no access to any media and have never heard of her. Samantha has joined the I Hate Paris ranks because Paris keeps trying to pretend she is a DJ and is stealing work from people who are actual DJ's. Sam told TMZ, "That sh*t with [Paris]. It's like, c'mon man. She's tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. If you're just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. It's like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice."
Wait, that doesn't make you a doctor? The next thing you are going to tell me is that when I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express that didn't qualify me either. Hmmm. I'm really enjoying watching Paris Hilton trying to stay relevant and in the public eye and am counting down the days until all the Kardashians are in the same position.