Apparently in Gwyneth Paltrow's world, you don't exist if you are above a size 8. In fact, she would prefer if there are such people that you don't read her site unless you are there to buy one of her cleanses and keep at it until you are a size 8. In case you are a size 8 or below, The Goopster would like to sell you the t-shirt shown above. You are probably thinking that you don't have an extra $20 or $30 to spend on a t-shirt. Well, if you don't have $20, then this is not the shirt for you because you are going to need $90. Plus shipping. Yes. $90 for a plain white t-shirt. Again though, I must remind you. The shirt will only fit you if you are under a size 8. The Goopster doesn't want anyone above a size 8 wearing any of her clothes because then you might think she is above a size 8 and her head explodes at the thought of that.