Tuesday, July 31, 2012

This Is Elin Nordegren's New Boyfriend


After discovering that her last boyfriend cheated as much as her husband did, Elin dumped him and has started dating an NHL player. You know, because hockey players never cheat. She did the athlete thing before and that didn't work. Then she went with billionaire. I think she should go with a guy who works 9 to 5 and would be grateful to be dating her. Her new boyfriend is Douglas Murray. He is Swedish and plays for the San Jose Sharks. That of course means he starts out strong but finishes with a whimper. I'm happy for her. Hopefully she finally found someone who won't cheat on her.

30 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Oh, Elin, just get a cat. They won't cheat, won't give you STDs, and won't get pissed when you buy shoes.

LeGrange said...

Wait...
but my mama told me that mature man are a mith...

Linnea said...

Swedes have a way of finding each other... :)

Frufra said...

A hockey player - Frufra likee :-)! Good luck, Elin. Hope you picked a NICE GUY this time!

Amber said...

Ugh. I really lose sympathy when people make the same mistakes over and over again. Not saying anyone DESERVES it, but c'mon.

Also, regular people cheat, too. Sometimes in spectacular fashion and they end up on Maury, which is awesome for everyone else.

EmEyeKay said...

@Vicki - but they'll sleep on your clean laundry.

Chris said...

Women who refuse to date men that live below a certain lifestyle then get surprised when he takes advantage of all the options he has (because so many other women want a man in that same tax bracket) make me laugh.

I know a lot of them unfortunately.

rejectedcarebear said...

Hmm hockey players...as Robin from HIMYM says "if you're missing teeth, I'm missing my pants!"

AuntJess said...

I have a wild thought, why doesnt she be alone for a bit. I would be T I R E D of men if I was her.

EmEyeKay said...

Oh, shiz! I just looked up Douglas Murray. He's got kind of a THOR thing going on. Be still my heart.

There's a Julie Brown song going through my head right now.

Vicki Cupper said...

Em, they're cute little feet and head-butting make up for it.

Topper Madison said...

Oh, Elin...no sports stars, actors, or musicians. Call up your high school boyfriend and marry him.

WickedWino said...

If she is going for a fellow Swede she should be chasing Alexander Skarsgard.

smashbash said...

And you are..... Not the father

Bitch! I told you! I told you!

Seriously going to DVR some of that madness right now.

nolachickee said...

At least she's going for hot now. Cause her ex husband is quite unfortunate in the looks department.

Vicki Cupper said...

Wicked, if they had kids, the world wouldn't be able to contain such beautiful people. It's for the good of the planet that they don't meet.

In other news, JEREMYRENNERPICSONDLISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be still my vag.

EmEyeKay said...

Vicki, The Short One and I have been making ridiculously annoying sounds (think high-pitched squeals) while looking at your FB cat posts. Too much cuteness.

smashbash said...

After seeing the Swedish Olympic team... Girl you need to be interviewing those men for potential daddies.

I love a good tall, dark and handsome.

But ooooh gurl. Those blond haired blue eyed gods! Jesus. ;)

Vicki Cupper said...

Em, I aim to please.

figgy said...

Yeeeaaaah, Elin needs to be alone for a while. A long while. Take time to think about what you want, focus on the kids.

Don't worry hon, your vag won't dry up and blow away from disuse. I was celibate for 15 years, but whaddya know, when I met my husband the girl parts worked better than ever, ha.

lolaluvs2snack said...

Yeah, Elin just sit down somewhere and regroup for a year or two. Slow down honey, and please don't bring the revolving men around the kids.

__-__=__ said...

I can't blame her. Those hockey bodies are niiiiiice. The brain damage, not so much. Maybe this one was hit just right to make him a good guy. Wishful thinking.

trogdor said...

"That of course means he starts out strong but finishes with a whimper"

Touche, EL, Touche...

My feelings will be hurt for the rest of the day. I'll let this one slide 'cause the Kings picked up the Cup, but next year. Or the year after. Or after....But soon! We will have one in SJ, too!

gossipoholic said...

@Vicki - thank you for the heads up about the Renner pics on D-list. He is such a goof ball!! I'd like to join the Tommy Girls' cub & bring Jeremy as my date!

Ingrid Superstar said...

Beardy Guys are the Sex Gods of the past, present, and future!

Ramone Love said...

Oh Elin. When will you learn I'm the only man for you? I'll be in Miami in 11 days, let's talk then, sweetie.

Chismosa Street said...

slightly better version of the geico caveman

winnyfranfran said...

Is that finishing with a whimper comment about the Sharks or hockey players in general? Because I love hockey and I love hockey players. Nick Lidstrom. Good lord.

Jesse D said...

That's not a good pic of this guy. He's one hunka hunka hotness. Yumyum.

Me said...

we all have a type we're drawn toward. she needs to get some therapy to try and get a new perspective. i don't think she knows what she's doing. she's dating the same (type) guy over and over, but doesn't see her part in the problem.