Andy Roddick announced that he is retiring from professional tennis so he can focus more on seeing his wife, Brooklyn Decker naked. Oh, wait, that is what I said, not him. It probably does suck being gone for half the year and when you are in town your wife is off making another movie where her only role is to say a few lines every fifteen minutes while wearing a bikini and having men gawk at her. Andy turned 30 yesterday and told reporters he just is not healthy enough or committed enough anymore to keep on playing at this level. Plus, all he really needs to do is play an exhibition or two a year and he could probably still make $1M a year. Plus, there is Brooklyn's acting career.