Saturday, August 04, 2012

Courtney Stodden Finally Inks That Couples Therapy Show


Courtney Stodden and her 100 year old confused husband may indeed be having marital issues which require therapy, especially therapy that is going to air on television, but I want you to keep this in mind. Last season the couple was going to be on the show but the price was not right and they thought they were still huge stars who deserved way more money. Apparently, they changed their mind or the producers increased the amount they were willing to pay. This is not something that came out of the blue. They finally opened their eyes to the fact that no one wants to give them their own reality show and they are going to have to share with others. I didn't watch one second of the last season of the show and I don't think I will of this one. It is just not a premise that interests me. Have any of you watched it before?

38 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

I'm glad those two crazy kids are trying to make it work!

Kassandra said...

i didn't realize they had a show on already...i thought they were just getting a show.

EmEyeKay said...

Is that sarcasm I hear, @rejected?

Funny how they decided to do the show right when she'll turn 18. Hmmm, that probably had nothing to do with it.

I can't wait to see how bad her porn is. I would watch it, but I won't watch this. Have never seen it.

Rose said...

He always reminds be of a bloated Corey Haim.

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

That show should be a spinoff of Celebrity Rehab. Lol. Never watched it but the clips I saw of DMX and his wife were enough to make me pass on the show.

Cornbread said...

@Rose, ME TOO! Poor Corey Haim. ;)

I've watched a couple of her YouTube videos, and literally felt my IQ falling by double digit points. Ugh.

Jemtastic said...

Look how proud her husband looks...poor bastard.

strawberrygirl said...

Her Mom prostituted her out. And I can't figure out if she is just not very bright or if she uses drugs because she can barely string a sentence together when she talks.

RenoBlondee said...

I've never seen the show, but I might peek at this one.

kelgela said...

@cornbread My IQ can't get any lower today, so what's the channel on yt?

hunter said...

I'm on the Corey Haim train. Gawww I had SUCH a massive crush on that guy when I was a youngster. Shame how that all went down.

Kassandra said...

i'm sorry...there is just no way that girl's breasts are natural. i'm not saying that a girl her age wouldn't be that well-endowed, just that they LOOK so fake, like bolt-ons.

AuntJess said...

Eugene Victor Tooms. Where's Mulder and Scully when you need them?

Denise said...

Besides those bewbs, her body is smoking....I want my 17 year old body back.

MISCH said...

YUK

O'Really said...

Oompa loompa doop a dee doo...I've got a little riddle for you...what do you get when you sell your child for fame, to a fifty-year-old pedo who we all know his name?
Oompa loompa doop a dee dee.... They get on a show on reality tv. Thankfully it's one that I will never see.

donner said...

I met Doug years ago at an X-Files convention in Burbank. He was really sweet and very nice. I'm sorry to see he's hooked up in this, but he's making is choices and I guess he's ok with it...still creeps me the fuck out to see them together,tho...

SusanB said...

Not interested in watching "celebrities" hashing out their personal problems. I've got my own problems without getting involved in anyone else's problems.

Michelle said...

Her pimp daddy is turning into the blimp daddy. They probably need therapy because he (and her mom) have invested so much into making Courtney eye candy that her eyes are finding other pimpa more appealing.

Michelle said...

Other pimps

rejectedcarebear said...

Yes at the bewbs. I love the spelling and I love saying it. Bewbs..emphasis on the ewwww

g.strathmore said...

I don't care how "sweet" he seems. He's disgusting.

Robert said...

"Blimp daddy.." Perfect!

Linnea said...

God, he is the grossest person ever! Except for her parents, obviously. People who have seen the show: how harsh do they get? Will they bring up the fact that he courted a fifteen year old and that that's sick?

kelgela said...

Guys, leave them alone. They love each other...


I couldn't say that with a straight face.

Jesse D said...

@O'Really FTW

timebob said...

oh mother of God she turns 18 this month. Please please keep your clothes on for the sake of society.

auntliddy said...

no. zero interest.

lambkin said...

She creeps me out. They both do. Shudder.

Pookie said...

i'm sure this post is funny, but i truly couldn't read beyond, '...100 year old confused husband'. #lolfo'reals

B. Profane said...

@Michelle -- "Pimpa" is a perfectly acceptable pluralization of "pimp" in the white trash lexicon.

I'm beginning to think, from his knowledge of the money side of reality TV, that Enty must rep. one of the major producers of such dreck. I know nothing of that cellar of popular culture. Is there a major playa in reality TV whose counsel could be expected to be savvy about deal-making for such content?

Glitter said...

This just goes to show that reality shows are not real....but I still watch Project Runway.

Green Goddess said...

She looks like an old beat up stripper and I can't believe any one would want to see any thing she does or says. GROSS.

Mooshki said...

I'm actually not entirely sure her boobs are fake. She uses a ton of contouring makeup on them, and that, combined with her bizarre push-up bras, makes them look beyond fake. But there's a slim chance that they're real. She also uses the contouring makeup on her "abs," which you can see even in this tiny picture.

Sherry said...

Oh for the love of Pete! When will Lizard and Peepaw just move to San Fernando Valley and start their porno empire and leave us alone?
The one good thing about this picture is they aren't wearing the same shoes you always see them in. His fugly black boots and her lucite hooker heels.
And just remember her daddy is filming her "awesome bewbage" in this shot. Ugh! Go.Away. NOW!

Kewi said...

I guess they will need the therapy for when Doug pops that baby out and Courtney loses her "spotlight"

Kewi said...

I guess they will need the therapy for when Doug pops that baby out and Courtney loses her "spotlight"

Urban Rosebud said...

Greetings from another X-File junkie