Last year, Gerard Depardieu peed on a plane. Well, lots of people pee on a plane. What made his peeing different is that he did not use the lavatory, but used the aisle instead. Probably afraid someone might ask him for an autograph as he emerged or accuse him of disabling or tampering with the smoke detector which is a crime punishable by watching all season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians on a continuous loop while Kim stands behind you telling you about all the new clothes Kanye just bought her and describing each photo she has ever Tweeted of herself.
Anyway, Gerard also seems to have a problem with road rage. A driver in France has accused the star of punching him in the face. Gerard's scooter hit the other man's car. They both started talking and then Gerard punched him. The driver who was punched has filed a police report. Police are looking for Gerard. Well, they won't find him in the bathroom that's for sure.