Not even a text from John Mayer to Katy Perry. Nope, he decided to break up with her via e-mail. Do you think maybe he has some form letter saved on his e-mail that he can just copy and paste? That would probably work. He probably spent hours perfecting each time he breaks up with someone after they sleep with him. Katy should give Jessica Simpson a call or Jennifer Aniston and see if they got an e-mail and compare it to hers. I bet you they are remarkably similar. Do you think he ever forgot to change the name? I wonder if he even bothers to type in the name just so that does not occur. I think if you have sex with someone you should at least make a phone call. If you fear they are going to be mean, then a text. At least that is kind of coming from you. An e-mail though? It is like sending out mass resumes.