Saturday, August 18, 2012

Kim Kardashian Hates Her Playboy Shoot Except When She Doesn't


“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable."

Recognize that quote? Yeah, it is from Kim Kardashian when Playboy used some of her photos in another issue after her first issue sold so well. You would figure a quote like that would mean Kim hated her Playboy shoot. This was not the only time she said she regretted it and would like to turn the clock back and never do it again and wants nothing to do with Playboy. But, just like the rest of her life, things change depending on how much money she is getting paid or the reaction she is supposed to have at a particular time. So, yesterday she Tweeted photos from her Playboy shoot and seemed to have no regrets. Of course, it could have been her mom who did it since her mom was the one who told her to pose naked for the magazine and to also sell the sex video.

42 comments:

auntliddy said...

There is no answer to "how low will they go?"

smashbash said...

Oh Kartrashians. They are nothing like the rest of us that's for damn sure. They make the honey boo boo clan look like Harvard law students.

rejectedcarebear said...

Oh Kim, life is so rough for you!!

strawberrygirl said...

I'd rather watch paint dry over hearing this twat.

Sean said...

This from a woman whose sole acomplishment in life is being urinated on by the brother of a failed 90s pop star on video.

RenoBlondee said...

She was so beautiful before she started messing w/ herself. I will never understand why women use anti aging plastic surgery in their 20's and 30's.

chopchop said...

Her face looks so different there. I first thought it was a heavier Nicole Schermingerwhatever.

Cornbread said...

And it wasn't even a GOOD sex tape. Booooring, just like her Playboy photos.

Her face looks so different now, and this photo Enty's using isn't THAT old.

The Superficial had some HILARIOUS photos of her and Kanye from the back earlier this week.

Munch said...

I would like to make a proposal: How would it be if no-one ever mentioned any member of this family ever again? Newspapers are dying, their money comes from online advertising, their page clicks are generated by celebrity stories, and they get their celebrity stories from trawling online gossip sites to see who's being talked about. If no-one talks about them the tabloids don't print stories about them and the Kuntrashians go the way of the Betamax. Who's with me?

Ogie Ogilthorpe said...

I really tried not to hate Kim Kardashian and her family. Maybe they are the smart ones, parlaying America's stupidity into millions. (They make more than the rest of us will make with intelligence, talent, or plain old hard work, so who knows?) But the more I see of them and what they do, the more I like the idea of hanging out with Jon Hamm, Daniel Craig and Jeremy Renner.

Ogie Ogilthorpe said...

@Munch, I think you may be brilliant.

djphob said...

Oh, you guys! I have a question I've been meaning to ask. So, I always hear there's a golden shower on her sex tape. But people have also said, "No, I've watched it, doesn't happen." So which is it? (bc I am not sitting through that...)

Carolyn said...

Confession: while recognizing her profound lack of talent, I used to find her incredibly sexy from a sheer physical standpoint.

I've never seen a single episode of her show and back then knew next to nothing about her and simply thought she was gorgeous and hot. The man I was involved with and I used to joke she would make a good third as long as she didn't speak. This photo reminds me of that time. Don't hate me.

Since then, I have come to find her absolutely appalling as a human being. I have trouble separating my personal feelings about people from my perception of their level of attractiveness. Plus could she be looking more plastic and plumped full of fillers these days? She makes me shudder in revulsion now.

Cornbread said...

@djphob, it was edited out of the tape that's available now. It hit the cutting room floor once Kris Jenner bought the rights and distributed the tape herself. Rumor has it that the scene was available on some websites way back, before Kris bought the tape.

Kim denied it happened, Ray J. swears it did.

bobbi_1025 said...

Yup, she's a porta potty.

kim butler said...

NEXT!

Maggie Casey said...

hahahha she's getting desperate!! No one likes her anymore and the karshasian brand is dropping

smashbash said...

That scene was in the original but was cut when she signed the contract to keep selling it while he pocket around 13mil I believe. So no, it's not in the vedio out there right now. If you can find the original tape yes it would be there.

smashbash said...

Damn! Beat me to it!

Cornbread said...

@smashbash, at least I no longer feel the shame of thinking I was the only person who knew what happened to that scene. ;)

MISCH said...

Please Kim there is nothing you won't do for a buck..

mngddess said...

I had a mom who ignored me. I guess that's better than a mom who pimps me out.

smashbash said...

Hahaha. We are not alone. :)

MrWolf said...

Every generation or so a pornstar manages to break into the main stream - And the most important part of doing so is making it seem like they're NOT a pornstar, so the media can cover them guiltfree.

Jenna Jameson and Linda Lovelace both pulled it off and Kim's managed to navigate it pretty well.

I think if the media started covering every article of KK with "Vivid contract girl Kim Kardashian" and "successful pornstar Kim Kardashian" you'd see alot of her sponsors dry up, but she always makes a fuss about "oh, I'm not a pornstar, I hate every one of my sex tapes and nude photo shoots," so they don't.

The reality is, she's made more money off her sex tape than Tori Black or Jenna Haze ever have - She's just branded herself better.

Momster said...

What the hell is hanging off her ears?

bobbi_1025 said...

I think she needs to trademark the phrase "I'll make you holla for a dollar."

djphob said...

Ahhh, I knew you guys would know! Thanks smashbash and cornbread.

Del Riser said...

I'm longing to see how she and her family will handle the lack of fame, celeb status, magazine articles and the money rolling in from all of those. They better not have let momma Kris handle their money.

michelelala said...

It was nice in the spring when CDAN was Kardashian free. Can we do it again? Please? With bacon on top?

liteNOTSObrite said...

Ok, I was wondering the same thing. I saw it via some jenky download site that ended up crashing my computer, back when it first made news. I never saw the urine scene either. Frankky, with the way she trips about keeping her house in order and as anal as she seems, I couldn't picture her allowing someone to pee on her. Did this scene take place in her bed?

liteNOTSObrite said...

Don't forget Traci Lords. She did pretty good for herself for awhile there with Crybaby, Blade, etc.

Lola said...

This picture dispels any contention by her that her ass is "unenhanced". Her current ass is 3 times this size and the rest of her is about the same. All genetics my ass.

Not that I believed it...

lilo723 said...

I just don't get her or her family. Everyone claims to hate them, yet they sell millions of dollars worth of whatever they hawk their names/faces on. Someone has to be buying their products, but every blog or site I go on people proclaim hate for them. I do not watch any of their shows. I watched a total of maybe 2 episodes when they first came on and saw how annoying they all were. Since then, nothing, but I know more about them than I even know about my next door neighbors.When my dad even says, Lamar Odom's career tanked when he married that Kardashian girl tells me they have over stayed their welcome. My dad didn't even know who Brad and Angelina were until I had to tell him recently.

Kelsey said...

God, she is such an axe wound. GET CANCELLED ALREADY

liteNOTSObrite said...

Here is an interview where Ray J says he never peed on her.

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/interviews/id.1094/title.ray-j-talk-like-sex

All about Eve said...

I personally know three people that like these people and watch their shows (hangs head in shame)

whocaresnow12 said...

She looked so much better back then. I'm starting to jump on the bandwagon believing she got ass implants.

Popnursing said...

Aw man, I was still giggling over the last thread, hit the 'next' button and whore pops on my screen. booooo

Mooshki said...

Kris does a lot of the tweeting for all the daughters. I'm sure she did this. Can you imagine your mom tweeting for you? Just plain creepy.

Mooshki said...

As for her butt, she has some thing "natural" like fat or some other biological substance injected, so it won't show up on a scan. It's not the usual silicone/saline implants.

Mooshki said...

"A source tells TMZ that he previewed the tape, and several porn companies are lobbying for rights to sell it. The tape includes various sexual acts, including oral sex ... and without getting too graphic, water sports. Someone who saw the tape tells TMZ Kim is wet and wild."

lulu said...

Either she had a recent (another) nose job 'specially for Playboy or she has been photoshopped. She looks very different and "barbified" and perky.