If you are dumb enough to ask Lindsay Lohan to spend the night at your house, then you are probably dumb enough to not lock up your valuables. On Sunday night Lindsay and her assistant spent the night at some person's house. When the owner of the home woke up Monday morning, lots of valuable jewelry was missing. Huh. Who do you think could have taken it? How about the 20 something year old who looks 50 wearing no bra and the badly applied fake tan? Police certainly wasted no time questioning Lindsay. Lindsay, who has been blowing through her movie checks on crazy shopping sprees, despite the rich guy telling her he does not want to see her anymore is probably in desperate need of some cash. You know how she gets when she sees things that are worth a lot and don't belong to her. "What? How did those end up there? The fur coat? It (photo above)must have jumped up and landed in my purse. The bracelet? Oh, I was going to bring that back. I took a phone call and forgot all about it? The jewelry from the photo shoot? I had it, but I don't know where it went. How about I look real hard for it and in the mean time, I agree to never pose for your magazine again and you don't call the police."