Friday, August 10, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH single, aging blonde actress – the baby-mama to a respected Oscar winner – bumped into her baby-daddy’s famous co-star from a classic ’70s film trilogy and read him the riot act? The has-been party girl was so delusional she began screaming about her child’s absentee father to the actor because she actually thought he was her ex’s real-life brother – but they only played siblings on film!

44 comments:

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

Ellen Barkin.

auntliddy said...

A whatta huh???? We dont all hv the decoder ring, enty!!

me said...

Beverly D'angelo, Al Pacino, James Caan?

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

No no no. I meant Beverly Deangelo.

Beth said...

Beverly D'Angelo
Al Pacino
James Caan (or Robert Duvall)

Penelope said...

me beat me to it--D'Angelo, Pacino & Caan.

RenoBlondee said...

D'Angelo, Pacino, Caan.
I hope this isn't true. I love her!

BitterBlondin said...

Beverly d'Angelo - she has twins with Al Pacino.

Amber said...

That's a special kind of stupid right there.

msgirl said...

But Beverly doesn't have an Oscar-winning child? Isn't that what the blind says - baby-mamma to Oscar winner.

Turkish Taffy said...

Darn, thought I was gonna be first this time! "Trilogy of Terror" slowed me down. Didn't find Godfather until third page of Google.

auntliddy said...

Oh wow. First of all, you people clearly HAVE the deoder rings, lol. And dangelo is great guess. She really went off the rails around time she had her kids. She has boy and girl twins. She dressed the boy as a girl to "prove" pacino didnt really "know" his kids cos he didnt know right away. Now thats mean and sick. I dont think the judge cared for it. " these kids have enough problems, with oddball father, without their mother joining him in nuttyville.". Well, he didnt but he cld hv!!!!!! Lol

GP said...

"baby-mamma to Oscar winner"

That means she HAD a baby with the Oscar winner. If I referred to someone as my "baby daddy," he's my...baby's daddy. She's this Oscar winner's baby's mama.

Gotta be Pacino and D'Angelo. By all accounts, he is NOT an absentee father to the twins, so she's clearly delusional as the blind says. Unfortunate.

Syd said...

Oh my FUCK! I can't even understand the question.

GP said...
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GP said...

Syd - this blonde actress has a baby(s) with an Oscar winner. She ran into the guy who played his brother in a famous 70s movie trilogy and started yelling to him that the actor was a deadbeat dad, thinking that they are REALLY brothers.

Clearly the Pacino-D'Angelo situation, with James Caan or Robert Duvall getting the screaming-banshee act.

Syd said...

Thanks GP. At least *one* of us is sober this morning. :P

Agent**It said...

I think I need an adult beverage.

Amber said...

@Agent - Count me in. Something of the bloody variety, perhaps.

discoflux said...

Make mine Beverly D'angelo delusions strength.

msgirl said...

OK I just had my coffee, and can now understand the baby-mama part! D'uh.

Yep, y'all go this one fast!

hunter said...

Wow you guys are amazing - awesome decoder rings for sure.

lalaland923 said...

I have no idea who this is but darn that woman needs help!

Amber said...

lala - Beverly D'Angelo is the mom from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation w/Chevy Chase, etc.

mikey said...

I'll take two of whatever you all are having. Crappy Friday in the office.

MISCH said...

It's Beverly

__-__=__ said...

How sad. Those poor kids.

redronnie said...

wow..D'Angelo was an my guess too and usually I am the slowest member of the group..grey matter stall.

dia papaya said...

dia p joining the early happy hour train. Who was the poster from Sunday that likes cocktail time? Her house!

Fijigrrl said...

I'll buy the first round of drinks... yeesh, that took me a couple of tries to read it, though.

D'Angelo = great guess

Agent**It said...

Friday Bloody Friday Bloody Mary

8oz good tomato juice
3 oz BACON INFUSED vodka
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1/4 tsp celery salt
1/8 tsp ground cayenne pepper
fresh lemon wedge
fresh ground black pepper

Fill a large glass with ice. Coat the ice with black pepper and Worcestershire sauce, then add remaining ingredients. Pour contents into a shaker and shake well. Pour back into glass and grind a bit more pepper over the top. Garnish with a fresh celery stalk.

Cheers!

dia papaya said...

Thanks Agent! Your mind is a treasure trove.

chopchop said...

Agent rocks!!

kelly said...

How about Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard? Oh wait, brothers, trilogy, f--k. I suck.

Shallow Gal said...

ohh you guys are good. I couldn't even decipher this one and sure enough here in the comments it now all makes sense.

Brenda L said...

Soooo...what's wrong with Beverly D'Angelo? Did she drink too much of the Kool Aid or is it just a natural kind of crazy?

auntliddy said...

Im guessing booze.

Sheckyearl said...

Oh. Dear. Lord. This whole thing just reassures me that I secured my life-time employability when I got my L.C.S.W.

CharlesDriggs said...

Beverly is a wonderful mom and Al IS an absentee dad. He leaves his kids for months at a time... now going off to Broadway for months on end to do Mamet play.

auntliddy said...

So why doesnt she move kids to nyc in the summer so they can see him? These are things u do for kids, not for yourself or ex.

Agent**It said...

He's doing Glengarry Glenn Ross. I think he is playing the jack Lemmon character. Would love to see that.

Exiled Extra said...
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Exiled Extra said...

Ah, re-read that. The father is from a 70's trilogy. Gosh I hope it's not Bev!

Christina said...

The 3rd Godfather movie didn't come out until 1990. But I think the Beverly guess is correct.