Thursday, August 02, 2012

Now Jermaine Jackson Wants Peace And Calm


The plastic headed one has spoken. After attempting a coup d'etat, and failing, Jermaine has suddenly decided to try and play Mr. Nice Guy. If this had been a third world country, Jermaine would have already been executed and his plastic hair memorialized for future generations to see what happens to those with plastic hair. Jermaine released a statement yesterday stabbing his fellow co-conspirators in the back by saying that he was wrong and he really wants to be let back in the house and wants to be best friends with everyone again so he can get whatever money he can. I expected crap like this from him and the other brothers, but I have to say I am really disappointed in Janet and Rebbie. They are supposed to be the sane ones. They both wanted to control Katherine and control the kids and get access to more money. Despite what Jermaine says in his statement about how all of this was to help everyone, it was only to help them. No one else. One portion of the family knows they are scum and were trying their best to keep them from the kids. Lets call them the good guys. The rest of the family kidnapped Katherine and drugged her and made her say things and tried to kidnap the kids all so they could try and control the money. We will call them the bad guys. The good guys one.

48 comments:

Vikingwench said...

The good guys "one"? Is that bad grammar or a clue?

figgy said...

The good guys "ONE"?? Seriously? Enty (or whoever)--drink some coffee!!

Rebbie's in on this too? No way!

So as long as we're naming names, why not just list who the good guys and the bad guys are?

Jennifer H. said...

I'd love to see him get caught in the rain.

Amber said...

Those poor kids. I really hope they don't take these fauxpologies at face-value. They've had their entire worlds turned upside down, and I'm sure they're desperate to trust SOMEONE. I just hope they can get emancipated, and take their monies and run. Let the rest of that circus starve.

katsm0711 said...

The good guys "one" mean only one of the family members was "good" and ended up winning

Denise said...

Amber,
I know, it must be terrible for them...who can they trust? Who cares about them and not just their money?

Amber said...

Oh, I took it to mean like The Good Guys - 1, Bad Guys - 0.

AuntJess said...

What a fucking circus. These kids gotta hold tight till Prince is 18.

Pookie said...

do they ever throw papa joe a bone? isn't he squatting at some estate illegally? i swear, i thought for sure he'd be the one leading the bandwagon to steal MJ's $$$.

Agent**It said...

Randy owes 500k in child support.
My burning questions are: who introduced Dr. Murray into their lives and who let in his 'associate' that recently "visited" Katherine ?

Jennifer H. said...

I figure this is all about to lead to a Jackson reality show of some sort.

That black hole of reality tv suck just isn't big enough. Gotta throw some Jacksons in there, too.

AKM said...

Yeah, I'm with figgy...clueless as to who exactly are the good ones versus the bad ones. Those poor kids.

Amber said...

Jennifer H. - DASS RAYCISS! ;P

Agent**It said...

@Jennifer H, I think they should do a travelogue for OWN,get their education all over the world (the access they have.... oh my !) and take us with them. The places we could go:)

MISCH said...

Prince can be an emancipated minor at 16, and I hope he does it....
As far as contesting the will the time allowed to that has passed...so the best they can hope for is a cut of Katherine's allowance and household budget. But now that she's sharing guardianship that seems unlikely.
As always these idiots shot themselves in the feet...
Can't stand any of them...

auntliddy said...

What a viper's nest!!!

Cathy said...

Did any of you guys catch The Soup last night? Joel McHale showed a clip of when he was co-hosting "Live" this past week and Kelly was explaining this whole thing and how it turned out that Katherine was with Rebbie Jackson the whole time and how that turns this into a bigger mystery, at which point Joel interrupted with "Exactly. WHO is Rebbie Jackson?" I was cracking up...

Agent**It said...

The letter was originally signed by:
Rebbie, Janet, Randy, Jermaine and Tito.

Showbiz 411.

Cecilia00 said...

Translation: "Crap, the kids saw me for the ridiculous leech I truly am...Hopefully they forget all this in 7 years so I can go to them for handouts."

Patty said...

So, the estate attorneys reduce MJs debt, increase the value of the estate for the kids and they say they are mismananging things? Well, considering the only think the Jacksons know who to do is mooch and create debt I can see why they have a problem with the attorneys.

dia papaya said...

I love Joel McHale! Glad he asked bc I don't know who any of these Hackson's are (typo and it stays). I need a damn flow chart that includes pre and post plastic surgery pics so I can figure it all out. Sheesh!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

This shows that Michael Jackson knew exactly what he was doing when he left them completely out of his will.

He left his money and kids to his mother and then to Diana Ross.

He knew they were all crazy, and money hungry.

CaliGirlinVA said...

I never thought LaToya would be the sane one.

it took forever said...

Oh please this is NEWS just because they are famous, my family is more entertaining!

Agent**It said...

Well, yeah. This is a gossip site about famous folks, isn't it?

lambkin said...

I am really puzzled by the use of shoe polish to fill in the receding hairline? GACK!

Sylvia said...

I can't stand Jermaine he is such an asshole and 2-face. Look at that face you know he will never tell the truth.

Mango said...

This is the brother whose wife died under suspicious circumstances, right?

NomNom83 said...

Is LaToya such a f#&^ up that these ass clowns kept her out of the plot completely? Or is she purposefully staying out of it? If she's staying out of it, is she being altruistic or going for the long con?

An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a mystery...

weezy said...

I'm sticking with my theory that while Janet, et. al. wanted physical custody of the kids to stop them communicating with the world, they also wanted access to the house to get Katherine's checkbook.

Ingrid Superstar said...

The good guys "one" typo is clearly a reference to the hit U2 song One, meaning that Bono and the Edge are going to adopt Paris Michael, Paris, Blanket and Michael Paris the Vth and then they will take the kids on the road and have them play tambourines for them.

Popnursing said...

What straight man sits like that?! (You just know that bracelet is 100% diamelles).

Sherry said...

Seriously Popnursing! He's giving me a big ole gay vibe! And who is TJ? Isn't that the person sharing guardianship with Katherine?

__-__=__ said...

From tweets of Michael and Paris, I think TJ is the good one. They say he has a lot in common with them. He makes his own living, from everything I read. Michael and Paris need to study hard so they can pull out of this and take Michael II with them.

CanadianMiss said...

Pookie, who is that in your avatar? His name escapes me.
I'm curious cause I saw some guy with him tattooed on his arm yesterday, minus the red circle.

All about Eve said...

I need a copy of that flow chart too please

All about Eve said...

Why are they all so twisted?!!! Hoping these kids have a normal life!

CaliGirlinVA said...

@CanadianMiss That is Che Guevara.

lazyday603 said...

Devo used to wear plastic JFK hair after they gave up the red flowerpot hats:
Devo JFK Helmets

Agent**It said...

They just want the money, not the kids.

justducky said...

Flow chart:
There are 9 Jacksons. Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Detective LaToya, Marlon, Michael, Randy & Janet. They have all performed together YEARS ago after the Jackson 5 fame as a family in Vegas. Rebbie had a song called Centipede. LaToya as I understand has a business degree of some sort. Janet eloped @ 18 with James DeBarge. Ended in anullment. He had issues with drugs as did others in his family (see El DeBarge) ther have been runors for years that Janet had a child by him that has been raised elsewhere & kept secret.

I believe it was Jackies wife who was found dead in her pool I think & I read her boyfriend was suspected. She & Jackie were divorced or separated, I forget.

Ickiest; Jermaine & Randy. Each has 2 kids with the same woman making these children half-siblings & cousins. I read recently Randy was first, then married & she didn't know. He divorced & got back with her. Then she was with Jermaine & they had 2 kids. She is the one who refused to move out of the family home currently undergoing renovation & where Papa Joe may be squatting. She has been moved into a condo with her kids. Don't know who pays for that. She is the one to whom Jermaine & Randy owe child support.

As for Detective LaToya she has a reality show coming up so maybe jumping on the bandwagon may have scuttled her plans.

End flow chart

justducky said...

Flow chart:
There are 9 Jacksons. Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Detective LaToya, Marlon, Michael, Randy & Janet. They have all performed together YEARS ago after the Jackson 5 fame as a family in Vegas. Rebbie had a song called Centipede. LaToya as I understand has a business degree of some sort. Janet eloped @ 18 with James DeBarge. Ended in anullment. He had issues with drugs as did others in his family (see El DeBarge) ther have been runors for years that Janet had a child by him that has been raised elsewhere & kept secret.

I believe it was Jackies wife who was found dead in her pool I think & I read her boyfriend was suspected. She & Jackie were divorced or separated, I forget.

Ickiest; Jermaine & Randy. Each has 2 kids with the same woman making these children half-siblings & cousins. I read recently Randy was first, then married & she didn't know. He divorced & got back with her. Then she was with Jermaine & they had 2 kids. She is the one who refused to move out of the family home currently undergoing renovation & where Papa Joe may be squatting. She has been moved into a condo with her kids. Don't know who pays for that. She is the one to whom Jermaine & Randy owe child support.

As for Detective LaToya she has a reality show coming up so maybe jumping on the bandwagon may have scuttled her plans.

End flow chart

Agent**It said...
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Agent**It said...

The letter was originally signed by:
Rebbie, Janet, Randy, Jermaine and Tito.

These siblings did not sign the letter :Jackie, LaToya and Marlon.

Yxtabay said...

There is so much plastic in Jermaine's face he now looks like the tin man in The Wiz!

Bangagong said...

Tito's ex wife died with suspicious circs and that is TJ Jackson's mother.

I have Jermaine in person and his hair looks just as bad as you think it does.

Bangagong said...

I have seen, I meant. Too much Olympics has blown away my writing skills :p

Henriette said...

I can't keep these people straight, but I wonder about Papa Joe too. He is still married to Katherine right? I know he's got a few kids out-of-wedlock though.

I remember when two of the brothers were married to the same woman! It sounds freaky.