Friday, August 17, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

So, let's talk about that Breaking Dawn 2 promo tour and the brand new still photos.
"Hi. Make sure you line up orderly so my bodyguard can throw you into the hotel door like he did just a second ago."
Dye her hair black, add a few tattoos and Miley can start calling herself Trace.
Miranda Kerr gives Terry Richardson a B12 shot. Seriously. He should get something stronger than that after having sex with Lindsay Lohan.
Carmen Electra has a huge knot on her head. Maybe Maria Menounos can get that out for her. I can't believe I know how to spell Menounos without looking it up.
Know who this is?
Mia Sara, the other day in New York.
Michelle Williams takes her daughter shopping.
Nicole Eggert is really trying hard. She works out constantly.


65 comments:

Ingrid Superstar said...

Buffy taught me that vampires burn up in the sun. WHAT THE HELL TWILIGHT?

I hope Miranda Kerr surgically replaced her hands after touching Terry Richardson and before touching her adorbs baby.

spacecowboy78 said...

Would have never guessed that was Sloane. Is she wearing the urban sombrero?

O'Really said...

Sloan! I would've never guessed it.

Wow...Matilda looks like her dad. I hope she, Michelle and Jason live happily ever after. I know that sounds ridiculous but I stand by my impossible fairytale statement.

Christina said...

I know Nicole Eggert has been overweight for a while. Does she have a condition where she has to take hormones or something, because I've seen her work out and her body has changed so much since she was younger. Maybe she has pcos or something. I wish her the best of lucky. She's a really beautiful girl.

parissucksliterally said...

Carmen Electra. So useless.

Miley's hair is still awful.

Mia Sara looks great!

musesx9 said...

I feel bad for Nicole Eggert. I can see how it would happen because, like her, I starved myself to be thin and did a whole bunch of yo-yo diets. It WILL catch up and then some. The fact that she is exercising so much further makes me believe she wants to do this, do it right and keep it off because (like me), she knows that there are no shortcuts. Good luck, Nicole!

Jesse D said...

I am loving the short hair. Ladies, short hair can be sexy! Down with fake, ratty extensions!

I'm getting sweaty just looking at that poor preggo lady sweating it out in the sun.

spacecowboy78 said...

PCOS is possible for Nicole Eggert, but the symptoms, if that's what is causing her weight gain, would have likely been noticeabale early in her career when she oft in swimwear as it is typically emergent late teens/early 20's. If so, she must've done everything in power to maintain the physique had then.

sylmarillion said...

So you're a supermodel, and you go for a photo shoot. And somehow, in the next few hours, you end up giving your photographer a shot...in his butt...while standing around in a bra and thigh highs. Right...

ugh.

spacecowboy78 said...

Does Terry Richardson drive around in a windowless van in his free time?

Popnursing said...

Carmen Electra has taken the Flamingo pose to a new low. She looks ridiculous.

MrWolf said...

Isn't Terry Richardson the dude who got Kate Upton to do that stupid dance?

I think his gimmick is that he gets hot models and gets them to do dumb things.

Maja. With a J. said...

I love short hair on women and I think it looks great on Miley. But I see now that she is trying to turn herself into Robyn.

Robert said...

"Wow, Sloane, what happened?" "26 years is what happened!"

whocaresnow12 said...

@Christina- for many women pregnancy changes the body, hormones and all, in a not so nice way. Seems to me if she's busting her ass and her diet is daily good then she has hypothyroidism.

Lucas said...

Good to see Mia Sara, object of so many of my early teen fantasies, is still smoking hot. Wish I could say the same about Kelly LeBrock or Tawny Kitaen.

Christina said...

I've always been a fan of hers. I definitely hope her hard work pays off.

smashbash said...

Mia Sara is beautiful! Maybe she is the answer to the blind about the starlet with so much potential but she left Hollywood after deal with too many casting couches.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Mia Sara is still very pretty. Great bone structure.

E Gee Be said...

Good call Smash, she had so much promise and she is still gorgeous. And can the "terry Richardson is such a playful guy" photos please go away forever? I feel dirty just looking at him.

Momster said...

It looks like Mia Sara didn't go the plastic surgery route. Good for her.

Bueller. . .Bueller?

parissucksliterally said...

Jesse, yes, Short hair CAN be sexy. On Halle Berry, Ashlee Judd looked amazing with it years ago. Mia Sara looks great with short hair. Miley just does not, IMO.

AKM said...

Little Heath. *SIGH*

I think Mia Sara looks lovely. She just looks like what Sloan's mother would have looked like in FBDO.

I want short hair. I have a big melon, so I don't know that I pull it off well. I may not care, though, and I may do it anyway. Personally, I think the Miley cut is adorbs.

If Nicole had PCOS, wouldn't it have been hard for her to get preggers? And, as someone else mentioned, we would have seen it on her sooner, like in her early 20s. I think it's just baby weight and she's, you know, over 40. It's just hard. *shrug*

lostathome said...

KATE WINSLET

urban chaos said...

maja with a J- YES! I immediately thought of Robyn when I saw Miley and her new 'do- my apologies to Robyn.

As for Nicole- I know a mom right now that is on some stupid fad diet where she lost 40 lbs- by starving herself on 800 calories a day and taking a bunch of drops. She cycles on and off it every month and has to gain 5 lbs of gluttony before she starts her next round. When I pointed out the long term impact she really got offended.

I suppose my long winded rant is just to stop yoyo dieting and starving ladies. It will catch up eventually and be a bitch to deal with later in life.

Agent**It said...

@Robert, my new T Shirt "Free Pussy Riot".

Letch said...

Awesome. Love me some seinfeld.

Jemtastic said...

I always confuse the founder of American Apparel with Terry Richardson...odd that they're both pervs with skeevy facial hair that get fawned over by PYTs.

I'm jealous and intrigued at the same time.

Connie151 said...

Seriously, taking a photo of yourself in a bathroom mirror is pathetic, not sexy. Or maybe it's just me...

Sylvia said...

Miley looks trashy. Not sure about the short hair cut on her. Her nose looks more puggy.

Lola said...

My daughter is named after Sloane...the coolest, most beautiful girl in school (my very favorite movie). Mia Sara is still beauttifu.

Lola said...

*beautiful

faye said...

just looking at matilda, michelle williams, and jason segel together... it makes my heart get warm and fuzzy. i wish them nothing but the best life has to offer and hope i never read any nasty bi about them on here.

RenoBlondee said...

Mia is a classic beauty. Good to see she's not mommicked her face all up.
I feel for Nicole. I'm a runner and excerise constantly and am still chubs. It just won't budge no matter what I do. I can up my exercise, cut calories, go low carb, go low fat. Nada.
I just decided to accept my size 12/14 self and know I'm healthy.

dia papaya said...

I believe this is the HCG diet. It freaks me out.

rhinovodka said...

I have never liked Kristen Stewart. She just looks nasty.

Miley with her new cut, looks like one of the Olsens.

Frufra said...

So many comments -

I feel so badly for Nicole. I know gals who never got the baby weight off, and it sucks. Like somebody said, over 40 isn't for the faint at heart.

Agent, aren't you loving hearing all the serious journalists saying "Pussy Riot" today? I'm an NPR listener (shocker, I know), and that story's been cracking me up all day!

Mia Sara looks lovely. Spacecowboy, between the urban sobrero and the windowless van, you're en fuego, sir.

And Ingrid, I lol'ed about the surgically replaced hands. Good one!

AuntJess said...

Mia looks great, she 45 and a poet now. Says to keep out of the sun. I shouted out to her the other day in the JCVD post.

Maggie Casey said...

oh Nicole has such a pretty face! I think she's lost some weight, based on pics from a few months ago.

Dani said...

I did the HCG diet. One round. It changed my life. I lost 30 lbs in a little over 30 days. Lost 20 more (& have kept it of for nearly 2years) by following what I learned in that 30 days. I was insanely addicted to sugar & I never realized how much sugar is hidden in other foods. The diet was a cleanse for me & I used it as a jump start for an entire lifestyle change. I dont deprive myself & I dont consider the way I eat a diet. Running or yoga at least twice a week. Most importantly, my yoyo days are OVER!

CarolMR said...

Isn't Mia Sara married to Sean Connery's son?

g.strathmore said...

Mia Sara looks fantastic!

Robert said...

@Agent**It: Two years at hard labor in a Russian prison for that stunt in cathedral of Christ the Saviour.

parissucksliterally said...
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parissucksliterally said...

Dani, I just looked that diet up. Holy shit. Eating 500 cal a day, No MASSAGE, conditioner cannot touch the scalp? sorry, but that seems like torture to me.

I thank G-d every day, I have never had a weight problem. I gain 5 lbs more than where I feel comfortable, I take that shit off ASAP.

Jessie said...

I'm starting to wonder if something happened to Miley's hair when they dyed it the final time. I saw a close up photo and the hair looks like it's broken off. Just shave it all off Miley.

auntliddy said...

Whos robyn? Who is sloane?

dia papaya said...

I was wondering who Robyn was too.

Sloane is the name of the character Mia Sara played in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The most beautiful, coolest girl in school. I can't remember that line anymore. Sads.

dia papaya said...

Robert and Agent:

And what the hell is hooliganism?!? Is that even a word?

BBC News - "The women were sentenced to two years in prison for hooliganism."

Agent**It said...

@dia and Robert

"guilty of hooliganism motivated by religious hatred".

They could be released if Putin were to pardon them. The Orthodox Church hinted it would not oppose such a move by appealing, belatedly, for mercy.Reports state
they giggled as the judge read out the sentences one by one. Not a good move on their part. Hard time in Russia means exactly that!

Glad we still have freedom of speech.

dia papaya said...

You're right Agent. As much as I bitch about the dumb stuff that goes on in the USA, we DO have it pretty good. I guess I better get to work at fixing things up. I feel like I'm just too lazy to be an activist.

dia papaya said...

I will come stand next to you in FL wearing the "Where's Shelly" shirt! That would be FUN!!!

Ella Bee said...

HCG is incredibly dangerous and stupid. It is literally a gimmick--anyone who cuts their cals down to 500 per day is going to lose weight quickly (*for a while*); it has absolutely nothing to do with the injection of the HCG (aka pregnancy) hormone. That is how fad diets work--they make you think you are doing something different and new from everyone else who struggles to lose weight, but really, they are just disguising the calorie cut/low carb/exercise with some shiny object. Another example: Sensa. Bullcrap.

What they don't tell you is how it causes INSANE low blood sugar issues, dizzy/fainting spells, and general cray-o in the brain. Like bat shit.

Teresa said...

@auntliddy Robyn is a Swedish singer/electro-dance-pop artist with a really rabid if somewhat underground following and a Bjork-like taste in clothing. She's adorable imo, usually sports a platinum pixie cut and had a decent U.S. hit with "Show Me Love."

Maja. With a J. said...

Robyn:

Robyn-"Call Your Girlfriend"

LA Mac said...

I have PCOS, and to answer somebody's question, it would be harder for her to get pregnant but not impossible. I have two healthy babies that each took about a year to achieve. But, like it was statEd elsewhere, it would have been noticeable earlier, unless controlled by medication. It's just damn hard to get that baby weight off

Mooshki said...

Terry Richardson should be shot with a .50 caliber instead of B12.

Robyn is the singer who should be topping our pop charts instead of the talentless auto-tuned bimbettes.

Margaux said...

I don't like gun jokes Mooshki.

Popnursing said...

Have your thyroid checked.

Popnursing said...

I'm fine with them Mooshki. Fire away.

lilo723 said...

About Nicole and PCOS...I am 35 and was diagnosed with PCOS just last year. My symptoms did not occur until then, so it is possible that she has that. I've worked out, ate a clean diet of veggies and lean protein since March and have only lost like 8 pounds, only to regain 2 or 3 pounds every week. It's been a roller coaster. Trying to have a baby, which would be my first, is not easy. It is a constant struggle. But I am trying to keep the faith.

auntliddy said...

i will never understand why everyone seems to think gaining weight is the worst thing in the world. So you gained weight- you will either get it off or not. YOU DIDNT KILL ANYONE!!!!!! And it doesnt make you less of a person.

Sandy said...

OMG, Miley does want to be Robyn! Only Robyn with much worse dress sense. Bleh.

Miguela said...

Terry Richardson is a talentless skeevy hack. He takes photos of famous people with an expensive camera and a flash set on a white background and that's pretty much 85% of all his work.

Really his photos are so amateurish and only interesting due to the fact that his subjects are often times rich, famous, and affluent. He wouldn't be such an acclaimed photographer if his photos were of Crackhead Cindy at a Motel 6 instead of Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont.

Linnea said...

I fucking loathe Terry and I fail to understand why anyone wants to work with him