Thursday, August 02, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Jessica Simpson hangs out in West Hollywood.
Even a Duchess loves doing the wave. Either that or there is an interactive Wayne's World program going on.
Kristen Stewart's inbox.
Lana Del Rey wants to be a car model I guess?
Mischa Barton at some Olympic event in London. Because, you know, that is where the Olympics are being held.
More Matt Damon from that Liberace movie.
Naomi Campbell and a phone. Uh oh. Just have the police on standby is all I am saying.
Oprah and her wigs. They met Kim Zolciak's wigs and fell in love and had all kinds of mixed race wigs bringing the world to a much better place. They live in a world run by Nene.
One minute from three planes filled with people all colliding in Washington D.C.

68 comments:

auntliddy said...

Wtf does jessica hv on? A shower curtain??!!
Has oprah just completely given up??!! She looks like a cow!!

Ingrid Superstar said...

Jessica Simpson looks like an art students bed sheets.

smashbash said...

Poor J. Simpleton still looks prego. I wish it wasn't such a big deal for her to lose the weight.

Love love love seeing pictures of the royals having fun!

I will have to go look at the Kristin inbox. Dun dun dun...

Lana del Hay (typo and it stays) is gross. I have those shoes and am sad I have to go burn them.

Mischa is a wanna be.

Love matt Da mon (south park movie voice) he looks totally right for the role. It looks as if a love scene or lovers quarrel just happened.

Naomis body is bangin!

Oprah oh Oprah. No words.

The plane shit is why I am afraid to fly! It reminds me of News Radio back in 90s. Bill goes crazy and meets the guy who works at the airport directing planes. There are in the air! Flying around! At any moment they could collide.

Scary shit.

Frufra said...

I was just coming here to say I like Jessica's dress/mumu/whatever. Girl's got guts, and I'd totally rock that, too! Not the shoes, though. I'd surely die in those. She looks like a real momma with bottle in hand.

Patty said...

Jessic Simpson, head of a fashion empire, wooohaaahaaha

alabrava said...

Kristen Stewart's inbox is HI-LARIOUS

smashbash said...

The Kristin Stewart inbox must be a fake. But it's hilarious! Just think if it were real though!

luckylass said...

I am telling you, Jessica Simpson is totally putting out a line of plus size clothes. In fact, she might have them already.

O'Really said...

Omg..is that really KS's inbox?! That is too funny. And Naomi Campbell's body is just...DAYUM!
Matt Damon looks like Dirk Diggler's twin.

RenoBlondee said...

KS's inbox was great! Ha!

Texshan said...

Frufra, are you punking us?!

Love the royals pic -- they were sitting in regular seats just like the reals, not in a box or a roped-off area.

Why would you ever buy a wig that had curlers in it, except as part of a costume?

Mischa looks 50 kinds of stoned.

Is it just me, or is LDR's face too fat for her body? I mean, she's not fat at all, but she has a big, puffy face. Do I need to get my eyes checked?

EmEyeKay said...

@Ingrid... oh, snap!

KStew's inbox is funnnny.

Hello Alex said...

I thought jessica was still pregnant for a second! Poor girl :( Having any extra weight is bad enough, let alone getting papped every day when you're uncomfortable.

Though, i must say, i tried on a couple of her dresses at macys (?) a few years ago, and they highlighted all my lumps and bumps. I really don't think she knows how to dress her, or anyone else's, bigger body.

Laura said...

I think the curlers are there to curl and style the wig. Not to wear the wig with the curlers in it.

katsm0711 said...

OMFG THE KRISTEN STEWART INBOX WAS THE FUNNIEST THING WHO DID THAT?????

MISCH said...

Oprah looks so old in that photo

MISCH said...

I feel badly for Jessica for some reason I don't think she's happy.

The Dude said...

Happy to see that Jessica's face is returning to normal, she is "starting" to look like herself again

lazyday603 said...

Mama Cass is looking great as a blonde.

yodelay said...

Looking at that first pic, I forgot Jessica already gave birth.

I love Matt in that hair for some indescribable reason.

Vicki Cupper said...

Wow. Way to go, Michael Phelps! Not the world's biggest fan, but good for him!

Rose said...

Why does Oprah have all those wigs? She never has any of those styles.

donner said...

I wish JSimp would be allowed to stay big. Dieting isn't fun, nor easy and she's got a kid now, so why not kick back and do what you want? Relax? Sure its not healthy, but its more fun that being in a gym for 3 hours a day. See: Oprah.

Opie said...

Could be the answer to another BI, JSimp can't/won't loose the weight and not get her $4M from weight Watchers to come out with a line of plus size and or maternity wear for her fashion "EMPIRE" which will make her even more $$ than the WW deal. And she gets to be "fat" like I was after having a baby until her body is ready to loose the weight. Mine took a YEAR. I think it is hormones, but then it just went without diet or exercise, and I'm talking JSimp weight too (75 lbs).

AuntJess said...

Say what you want but Naomi's body is Fiiine!

Rose, the wigs are for a movie Opes I'd filming

michelelala said...

I want to wear the mumu with the curler wig. And then stand next to 70's Matt Damon. Just like my Aunt Ruth.

Badbarfly said...

Does anyone think Oprah's wig and face stand to the far right looks like Micheal Jackson?

urban chaos said...

If crazy brings out the insane body genes I think I wouldn't mind a drop or two in addition to whatever I have. Naomi's rocking that bikini!


That Kstew inbox is funny as all heck, wonder how all the twihards are holding up these days.

Mooshki said...

"Is it just me, or is LDR's face too fat for her body?"

Coke bloat.

Urban, the twihards are melting down. Check out the Robsten tag on tumblr.

I think Ophrah looks great, apart from the bad wig. It's healthier for her to stay stable as a larger woman than to boomerang her weight. I'm so sick of the ignorance and discrimination about weight in this country.

Linnea said...

Is thy pic of O from her cover story about hair? Loved her natural hair look.

B said...

I actually like JS's mumu *ducking*. If I had to wear one I would get one like that. :D It's kind of like Chrissy Snow a la Mrs. Roper.

Frufra said...

@Tex - I'm not punking you - I kind of love it, and love that she has the cajones to wear it in public. I really and truly wouldn't, even though I talk a good game.

parissucksliterally said...

Jessica and her muumuu.....nice. Radar said she was "flaunting her curves". More like "trying to hide the fact that she hasn't lost any weight".


Naomi, her body is fucking insane. Always has been.

Frufra said...

@luckylass - ITA. It's been my opinion all along that she won't loose the weight and will put out a plus-size line a la Delta Burke. She will then laugh and laugh all the way to the bank, whilst wearing some kickass mumu and chewing gum.

Sunny said...

@Frufa
You know I have to comment on the muumuu. I was at the park with my kids the other day, and the most beautiful African woman cut through wearing a divine muumuu from her home country. I was mesmerized, and thought how I really wanted to start wearing muumuus around the house as my comfy clothes instead of yoga pants and tank tops. Is that bad as a 39 year old woman? The only person I know who does that in real life is my best friend's 93 year old Grandma Ginger

Krissie said...

Weight Watchers cannot be happy right now. This will probably end up in court.

Mischa can't dress to save her life.

warmislandsun said...

Jessica and those dumb ASS four inch platform shoes that she sells. She looks like the living imbodiment of Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down. Good lord, woman, wear something that makes sense. A flowing sheet and platform sandals makes you look like a toppling hippo.

Oprah, I double dog dare you to put that photo - as is - on your next cover. Or, instead, go with the pic of you with "natural" hair. And make sure they take the 8 inches off of your waist and hips per usual.

violet said...

Sunny I'm with you. Sounds like J Simpson needs to put out that mumu line pronto. Grandma Ginger sound great. My grandma used to wear "house coats" around the house - I know realize they were mumu's

LA Mac said...

Jessica's face looks a little thinner. I have to wonder if she is wearing the muumuu to hide the weight she has lost, for a more dramatic reveal, maybe even wearing some padding. Weight watchers loves to do the big exclusive and that's hard to do when you are being papped every day

Brenda L said...

Re: the planes....as George Carlin would say "Why did they call it a near-miss? That was a NEAR-HIT!"

Frufra said...

@Sunny - just the other day, I was on here wondering if I, as a 40-year old white woman, could just start wearing saris. The fabric is so beautiful and interesting, as was the woman's dress you saw, I'm sure.

I got lots of positive feedback, so maybe we should just GO FOR IT :-). Go for it and just dare people to say something. Sounds really fun, actually.

Syko said...

For awhile there in the early 80s everyone wore muumuu-ish things. Most comfortable I've ever been. But I'll go Grandma Ginger one further...since retiring, I only wear pajamas/sleep shirts. Unless I have to leave the house.

Sunny said...

@Frufa
Ok, Saris are where it's at. Indian women look so beautiful in those bright colors, and I love that women of all sizes look stunning in them. Although the only time someone HAS looked bad on them, it was a skinny white woman (Michele Salahi? Too lazy to google). We may be in trouble

Sunny said...

*in one* not on them. I really need to get off this darn computer but interesting convos happening today. I don't know if you stayed on the Your Turn from yesterday, but some real amazing love stories/tragedies were posted

Frufra said...

@Sun - I'll have to look back at that. I do love love!

I know what you mean about getting off the computer, but it's so fun! I have to drive a kid to his basketball game though, in a minute. It's supposed to be 113 degrees here today - so crazy! Thank God we're going to be in an air conditioned gym!! It's the dog days for sure.

lolaluvs2snack said...

Someone remind me again why Jessica Simpson has become a style icon? She looks like a hippie..

Naomi Campbell's body is amazing, what does that woman eat, how does she workout. That's one fitness book I would BUY!!!!

Oprah's face looks good in this picture, is this recent?

Bubbles said...

Mooshki, Oprah isn't wearing a wig bad or otherwise. And she's in the make up and hair room of the new Lee Daniels movie she's shooting. All those wigs aren't for her character.

Li said...

Kristen Stewart's inbox is all kinds of funny especially the email from Tom Terrific.

And um..yeah, anyone know where I can buy a body like Naomi's? (no surgeries please). Maybe at K-Mart?

MayB said...

Scrolling quickly, I thought Matt Damon was Naomi Watts in the Princess Diana movie. Wigs look the same.

shelly said...

Enty, I actually giggled at your Oprah post. Job well done my friend.
OT: she looks 10-15 years younger whilst posing, and not actually wearing them.

Momster said...

LOLOL @ MayB, now I have to clean my drink off the keyboard!

Loved the KStew e-mail, esp. Charlize's "I'm an Oscar winner. . ."

auntliddy said...

When the mumuu craze hit in the 60', my mother embraced it totally. My sister and I swore that if we were ever in public wearing a mumuu, the non mumuu wearer was to put the wearer in a home, lol

auntliddy said...

It has not to do with her weight. Its the bad hairdo, no makeup, unstylish glasses, and sloppy ill fitting clothes. Now if thats all for movie role, i take it back.

audrey said...

Let' all forget that Jessica is annoying and remember that she is a human being, and seems to be an exception to the Hollywood Wonder Moms who deliver babies and are back in shape in ten minutes. She ate badly throughout her pregnancy, and put on alot of weight. It isn't going to melt off over night. Maybe she should talk to Beyonce and find out her secret to losing 60 pounds in a few weeks after 'giving birth'.

auntliddy said...

Lol, housecoats. I miss them!! You could get a dressed, except for your dress, put on your housecoat to finish up a few chores before company came. Oh! And wear slippers or you wld snag your panty hose. I kind if miss the dressing up. Plus being all dressed up with your makeup and pearls- and housecoat!

auntliddy said...

Lemac, that is my theory, she's wearing unsightly too big clothes for more dramatic reveal. Lose it, dont lose it, i dont care, the baby's cute!

auntliddy said...

I vote yes for saris!!

auntliddy said...

Lol, i always say leaving the house is not all its cracked up to be. However, its just me, but nothing says " resthome" or " mental ward" like hanging around in pjs all day. I dont do it, get dressed as soon as get up. Having said that, some of my at home duds are dicey, lol

Kloie said...

I respect Jessica if she can't lose the weight through WW, truly. I have tried it and failed countless times. It literally just does not work for me - it doesn't motivate me or something. I always felt like I wanted the people to stop harping at me about my weight and just talk about something else.

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E Gee Be said...

Saris, muumuus, head scarves, no make up...summer is the best time to get away with all of these rad choices! 42 and not afraid to be me sometimes, and love knowing there are more like me out there...and Sunny, you continue to drop a DC housewife reference out of the blue and I will continue to be a fan!

Della said...

Maybe Jess is wearing a fat suit under there. In a few weeks she will reveal her real size.

AlexT said...

I admit, I felt a bit frumpy looking at the picture of Claire Danes' cover the other day. Looking at today's picture has let me regain my equilibrium.

Matt Damon's hair scares me.

I secretly think it would be awesome to see Tom Cruise at a water park.

Regardless of who looks better, why are either Jessica or Kate dressed for prom at a mere movie premiere? I can see why someone would want to look nice, but strapless long dresses seems like overkill.

Joey Lawrence's lightbulb head is alarming. Hopefully he'll extend the headscaping to eventually form a more natural hairline.

Sunny said...

Muumuu Lovers:
Ok I'm on to something new: Exquisite vintage caftans! We can be comfortable without looking like we're throwing in the towel. Something to ponder :)

Texshan said...

Re: the muumuus/housecoats, my neighbors know that if they knock on my door more than 10 minutes afer I've gotten home from work, I will be answering it in my nightgown. I have no shame about it at all. And if I'm sick and/or working from home, I am in my nightgown all day. Hey, it's my house, I'll dress (or not dress) however I want!

It's my dream to retire on some quiet beach somewhere and dress like Mrs. Roper every.damn.day.

Texshan said...

*after. Sorry.

Vicki Cupper said...

Matt Damon looks like George Michael in the video for Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go).


Now the song is in your head. My apologies.

WUWT? said...

Matt Damon totally has Princess Diana hair there. Weird.

On a related note, it is clearly Prince Wills doing the wave next to his wife Kate, but as I first scrolled by, it looked like Piven. Must be the sunglasses (and lack of hair). I scrolled back to doublecheck on the cognitive dissonance I had for a moment. It's Wills; we're fine.