Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger adopted a child. No, it is just Josh's niece.
January Jones' new guy looks like a cross between Andy Samberg and Michael Bolton.
Does Jason Segel color his hair? I think he does. Michelle Williams probably doesn't care.
Katie Holmes wears the same pair of shoes for the 15th consecutive day. Seriously.
Lady GaGa does her best Olsen twin impersonation. All that is missing is dating a man twice her age who wants her to look like his daughter.
Amber Heard and Liam Hemsworth film a movie no one is going to watch.
Lisa Welchel is on the new Survivor. So, is former Major Leaguer Jeff Kent who I predict will be voted off first. None of his teammates ever liked him so I don't see why his Survivor castmates would.
Madonna is afraid to get dirty so
she wears all her clothes in the water while Lourdes and Madonna's boyfriend go almost naked.

51 comments:

Roman Holiday said...

What is the point of the shoes Lady Caca wears if she has to hold on to someone to stand upright! Ugh! I hate her...

*karen* said...

Lots of Dawsons Creek alum in the photos.

Did you see how Suri was holding her doll? Just like she was always carted around.

anonymous said...

What on earth is January Jones wearing?

Sylvia said...

I prefer Gaga as a blonde

Why is Madonna swimming in her clothing?

Roman Holiday said...

January Jones needs a stylist stat!!!!

Cathy said...

It's probably because I've watched way too much Facts of Life, but I can't picture Lisa Welchel being anything but a whiny rich girl on survivor.

Also, there is apparently a new low beneath celebrities doing celebrity editions of reality shows: celebrities doing non-celebrity editions of reality shows. How embarrassing.

Tallulah said...

Wtf Madonna? She virtually presses her vagina in your face on a daily basis, but goes swimming fully dressed? She must be worried about the sun. As we all know the troll bursts when exposed to direct sunlight.

dia papaya said...

Blair on Survivor? Wow! She still looks amazing. I always wanted to be Blair with all her $$$, but am probably more like Jo.

Loving Jason and Michelle! I hope they make it. Jason is the type of guy you keep forever. A big dorky cuddly good honest guy!

rejectedcarebear said...

I! I will go see that Liam movie and I'll be there for him when he goes thru a bad breakup, or if he needs a friend or picked up at the airport...

Ingrid Superstar said...

OMG if Lisa Welchel was like Blair I'd step over people to watch Survivor. Is she still Bible thumping? That I do not want to see. Facts Of Life is epic, so many heavy moments. Nancy McKeon was/is an amazing actress.

Beth said...

I wonder if Madge's whites have SPF.

MBk said...

Oh, Katie, please burn those shoes! WTF!

msgirl said...

At least Gaga has talent so I can't hate on her.

When o when will Joshua and Diane have a baby of their own?!

sylmarillion said...

Madonna probably had some kind of cosmetic procedure and needs to stay out of the sun.

RenoBlondee said...

I hope Lourdes is wearing a strapless suit, cause there would be no way in hell my 16 yr old daughter would EVER swim topless with my husband, (her stepdad). Holy Xenu!

nettalovesrobin said...

I will have to start ignoring Katie! Blair looks good! Lady GaGa u soo crazy girl! Dont know what the prob is with Madonna but her bf is hottt!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

re Madonna: That's probably a rash guard/sun-protective top she's wearing; the pants probably come off when she's in the water, but if they're one of the sun-protective nylon weaves, then you could wear them in w/no problems. With those & the hat, she's probably just trying not to get crispy--is it just me, or is it easier to get burned as you get older? I know the sun is definitely stronger now than it was 20-30 years ago, but still...

Cecilia00 said...

Madonna isn't afraid of getting dirty - she doesn't want anyone to see how bad her body really is. Flashes are one thing, the whole enchilada is another.

ozzyinch said...

okay....I can smell those freaking boots from here. Does she wear them to bed at night too? Or has she actually got 7 pairs in rotation. Hopefully they will soon rot off her damn feet. Then she can start on griseofulvin.

Roxxx said...

I don't think I'll ever look at Diane and Josh again in the same light after that vegetable blind.

libby said...

I dunno if I've ever actually seen Segal acting...but I am so rooting for him to be as good a guy as he seems to be. I would love for Michelle and especially Matilda to have a good, steady guy who sticks with them through thick and thin.

I think Matilda's gonna have to develop some serious self-esteem & people skills, with all the attention she'll get as HEATH'S TWIN the rest of her life. Whatever career path she chooses, people will always be in her face, well-meaning though they may be. I'd hate it so much.

trouble bubble said...

Madonna not only wore clothes to swim, but also had her baseball cap on! Yes, Lourdes is wearing white bikini top. Madonna probably didn't want to show her body, but what is the point of going to the seaside then? She looked even older with clothes on. The whole pleasure of swimming in the sea is gone, if you are doing it in the wet clothes

camembert said...

Madonna likes to maintain her pale skin. BFD. She doesn't have the natural melanin like Lola and Brahim.

dia papaya said...

Roxxx - I don't remember the vegetable blind. Is it better to just not know?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Is January Jones dating Ian Brennan? Look like him...

rejectedcarebear said...

Cucumber?? That's them?!?!

rejectedcarebear said...

Dia- if I can recall, Lainey had a blind about a guy who pleasured his gf with a cucumber at a party. I didn't know it was Josh and Diane!

Roxxx said...

Dia papaya:
Yep. I thought not much shocked me anymore. I was wrong. Clearly I'm more of a prude than I realised.

If you want to check it out, here's the link:
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2012/07/lainey-cucumber.html

JW said...

I'm loving that Blair will be on Survivor but, seriously, I really wish Jo was on there to kick some ass. Particularly if Colton is a returnee.

Roxxx said...

rejectedcarebear:
Yes, Lainey revealed it yesterday:
"Diane Kruger joined him here over a week ago and they spent part of Sunday with his sister and his niece in Kitsilano, out for brunch at Sophie’s where Diane enjoyed her vegetables. She certainly has a vegetable-enjoying figure."

http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24382/Diane-Kruger-and-Joshua-Jackson-spend-time-with-his-sister-and-niece-in-Vancouver

dia papaya said...

Thank Roxxx! Oh my! A garden party with cucumbers.

Roxxx said...
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Roxxx said...

Dia Papaya:
No worries, you're welcome.
To think I used to have a crush on Pacey.....

libby said...

Roxxx--My first instinct is that you were talking about Diane Lane & Josh Brolin. Holy shit! Glad you explained further.

Mooshki said...

You can tell Michelle Williams is head-over-heels, because she hates the paps, but these days she's all smiles, even when they're snapping away. I can't stand her, but it sounded like Jason was getting too much into the party scene, so if she gets him grounded again, good for her.

Somehow, I suspect that hand holding Lady Gaga up has more to do with the various substances she is ingesting these days than her crazy shoes.



kerri said...

Love Gagas bag.
Jason & Michelle look so happy together. Just wish she would stop dressing like such a Granny.

rejectedcarebear said...

Roxxx- woaaah! Even knowning that, I still have a crush on Pacey..I just won't let him near me with any veggies!!

Roxxx said...

Libby:
Ha ha - I think I would have been less shocked it it was Josh Brolin, don't know why, but get a bit of a skeezy vibe from him. Is skeezy even a word? That's how shocked I am - I'm now making up words.

Roxxx said...

rejectedcarebear - that sounds a very wise precaution to take!

Mango said...

WTF is up with those pants? Is January predicting a flood?

StanleyRoper said...

Jeff Kent is a DICK! He talked shit about Vin Scully when he was with the Dodgers and nobody, I mean NOBODY, says a bad word about the saint that is Vin Scully on my watch.
I hope Kent gets a stingray barb in his sphincter and has to be medically removed from Survivor. Also, is Survivor still on?
Giants can suck it.

libby said...

Roxxx---with Brolin's history as a probable-abuser, you are correct in feeling he's skeezy.
When you commented, I was racked with the sads for Diane Lane, if he were raping her with veg now.
I was relived that it was just two young people doing it...Without the beating history, it's just kinky & fun---whatever floats your boat, KWIM?




dia papaya said...

That's so weird that we have two famous Josh and Diane's. I didn't even think of that til now. Diane's not that common of a name anymore. Random.

All about Eve said...

Hey if that's what they like and they're both willing more power to them for being open with each other about their kinkiness! About Madonna I think she just doesn't want to burn, wrinkles and all that.

smashbash said...

Joshua looks so cute and happy with his niece on his shoulders :)

Popnursing said...

Lisa WelcheL looks great except she's has the same hairstyle problem as me - it's not exactly the same as you wore it in the 80's, but it's not as evolved as it should be either.

Anotheramy said...

Lisa Welchel took a lot of heat a few years back for her parenting booka that many people found abusive and demeaning to children. It was described as "parents who view their children as an opposing team to be defeated" Just horrifying. I cannot wait to see her on on survivor.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I dress similarly to be in the sun. Not everyone wants or can be exposed to the sun. I wish more famous people would draw attention to the importance of sub protection.

Jewels said...

What in the ever loving fuck is January Jones wearing?!?

Megerz said...

And yet again it looks like Madonna's hands are covered.

Sian said...

I wear the same shoes nearly everyday, as does everyone I know. Are you guys seriously saying that's weird? How many pairs of shoes do you have? :o