Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Scout Willis Sentenced To Community Service


I never thought this was a big deal at all, and I think if it had not been Scout Willis this probably would have been a ticket and gone away. Of course Scout did say that she was not even drinking beer when she was cited for open drinking and presenting a fake i.d. Considering she pleaded guilty, she might have actually been doing some drinking. Anyway, if she does two days of community service which includes going to every video store in NYC and destroying copies of Striking Distance then she will have her record expunged and it will be like it never happened. Except of course for Google and that everyone on the internet will always know. She looks a lot like Rumer. Make that hair dark and they could be twins.

78 comments:

MISCH said...

OMG she looks just like Rumer

Agent**It said...

"presenting a fake i.d." .
I want to know more about her fake ID.

....and they want to give Giuseppe Giudice 10 years....

rejectedcarebear said...

Striking Distance is a great movie but that may be because it was filmed in pittsburgh and being from there I have to love it. Our rivers look so purdy!

Patty said...

Demi and Bruce are good looking people. That's all I'll say and now I'll pull a Thumper (if you can't say anything nice....)

RenoBlondee said...

Those youngins look exactly like their father and mother in the worst way. It's weird because Demi is beautiful and Bruce is cute.

AKM said...

I'm trying to spread more love and less snark in general, but I can't help myself...man ALIVE, did all three of those girls lose the genetic lottery. Every time I see them, that's ALL I can think. Which, yes, tells more about me than about them, and I AM ashamed. But it's so very true.

All that said, why would she say she WASN'T drinking and then plead guilty? Huh?

AKM said...

Patty is definitely a better person than I. ;-)

And RenoB, that's exactly it. Two attractive parents, and they got maybe 1% of it. I just don't get genetics.

FSP said...

It's those freakin' chins.

Glitter said...

She needs to be prosecuted for those roots.

Denise said...

Rumer was SO cute when she was in "Strip Tease" with Demi. I thought she'd grow into a beautiful young woman.

rejectedcarebear said...

I feel like either bruce or demi is distantly related to Jay Leno..how else to explain the chins?

Seachica said...

a) None of us know how pretty Demi is naturally. She has hidden it under years and years of plastic surgery.

b) Bruce Willis was never conventionally attractive. He had a round, pudgy face, small lips and receding hairline. That's the type of look that can go horribly wrong on a woman.

c) These girls all seem extremely insecure. They desperately want to be celebrities, but they don't have the confidence to transform their average looks into something attractive.

I feel bad for the kids. They probably had their life horrible upended when their parents divorced and moved back to Hwood from Idaho. Maybe they had a chance originally, but Hwood will eat them alive.

discoflux said...

Good lord. Those kids are ugly as sin. Beautiful eyes, but GIGANTIC NOGGINS!

ash said...

i think demi is naturally gorgeous - she hadn't had work done when she was younger and first hit it big, had she? (st elmo's fire, ghost, etc). at least, she looked very naturally pretty back then.

and bruce is still sexy and i think was quite handsome when he was younger.

somehow the features combined to just... yeah. i won't say more but we're all thinking it!

Cleodacat said...

I felt a lttle bad when I decided to post how unfortunate they are in the looks department, but then I saw I was in good company. Feeling kinda snarky today.

MontanaMarriott said...

Lawwwwddd, two hot parents and their offsprings end up looking like that!!? SMDH Thank God for Nalha Berry Aubrey, that kid is GORGE

Roman Holiday said...

I am going to say something nice:) I think the youngest one is pretty in an unusual way???
Raise your hand if you agree!

Seonaid Divine said...

I bloomed as I got older, so maybe they'll grow into those chins?

Seachica said...

Apparently Demi had surgery to get rid of squinty eyes when she was very young. http://celebritiesplasticsurgery.com/demi-moore-plastic-surgery-before-and-after-photos/

Now that I know that, I can see her original eyes on Scout.

Agent**It said...

Yes, they are all pretty in an unusual way and we probably look more like them vs their parents ?

Seonaid Divine said...

*hides hands*

Texshan said...

I have to co-sign with everyone else. How did two good-looking parents produce three such unfortunate-looking children? Those girls are the recipients of the biggest genetic eff you in the history of the world.

Also, Scout, that blonde and pink hair and fake beauty mark are not working for you. Stop it.

AKM said...

"a) None of us know how pretty Demi is naturally. She has hidden it under years and years of plastic surgery."

Well, sure we have, as Ash pointed out. Hell, check out pictures from her start on "General Hospital." Cute girl at the very least.

Roman Holiday said...

LOL @ Seonaid!!!

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Dementia said...

I think they both have a striking resemblance to their mother - before her (many) plastic surgeries.......
http://celebritiesplasticsurgery.com/demi-moore-plastic-surgery-before-and-after-photos/

Agent**It said...

@RomanHoliday, we are outnumbered:)

BigMama said...

Oh oh oh....bless her heart!

anita_mark said...

Giggity

Agent**It said...

Oh anita, stop , LOL.

Barton Fink said...

Oh I can't bring myself to like this clan. Not the papa, not the mama, not the mama's rentboys, not the daughters, not their huge Leno chins (thanks for pointing that out). Ugh. Not worth the time spent trying to ignore them.

Sunny said...

I know I should just keep my big mouth shut, but I am so sick of people being critical of someone's looks. Make fun of shoes! Make fun of droopy drawer pants! We have no control over the shape of our faces or size of our ears, and I think it's disgusting to try to shame folks into plastic surgery. My hands are shaking as I type this I am so upset. Logging out for the day - bye bye

BreeB714 said...

whats that on her face?

rhinovodka said...

I hope she finds her path in life.

Agent**It said...

@Sunny - we were outnumbered! Stay:)

Roman Holiday said...
I am going to say something nice:) I think the youngest one is pretty in an unusual way???
Raise your hand if you agree!

Barton Fink said...

Oh, Bree, that's her chin!

__-__=__ said...

Forget their looks! How could two people with THAT much money produce this much stupid? They could be artists, musicians, writers, engineers, architects or even hedge fund managers. Instead all 3 of them are vapid fame whores!?!?!? How does this happen? Animals this stupid would have been eaten by wolves long ago.

dia papaya said...

Am I too late to raise my hand?

Rose said...

I can't really care. The drinking age should be 18, and I can't say I've never used a fake ID.

Roman Holiday said...

@Agent and Sunny, we are out numbered and I have a really hard time making fun of someone's looks! It is not their fault the genes they are born with! I try to always say the glass is half full - makes me happy and hurts no-one!!!

Agent**It said...

@dia , we are sadly outnumbered.

Roman Holiday said...

No dia you are not to late! I am glad there are a few of us who are not on the mean train!!

misspoppypants said...

Omg, you are all so funny tears are coming out my eyes. Wasn't Blame it on Rio her first movie? She's gorgeous and has been since she was 15. Im withholding snark; its so well done here. ;)

dia papaya said...

I was teased a lot for my giant ethnic nose when I was little. I'm told I look Greek or Italian, although I'm not. But took awhile to grow into my special nose.

When I was younger I really, really wanted a cute button nose. And it would have looked ridiculous on my face. Besides I have my dad's nose and now that he's gone it's actually more special.

So, I have a hard time making fun of others for things they can't help.

misspoppypants said...

Omg, you are all so funny tears are coming out my eyes. Wasn't Blame it on Rio her first movie? She's gorgeous and has been since she was 15. Im withholding snark; its so well done here. ;)

misspoppypants said...

@Barton, LMFAO!!!! ahahahahahaha!

dia papaya said...

I always say:

Beauty fades, but mean is forever.

It also works with:

Beauty fades, but DUMB is forever.

misspoppypants said...

@Seonaid, lurking under mattresses much lately?

misspoppypants said...

'hides hands'. Haha, classic Seonaid. :) I dont wanna be mean!!! But I cant help but laugh at all of your razor wittiness people. Sunny's right tho.

AKM said...

I DID give a I-am-really-ashamed-to-say-all-of-this disclaimer to my statements. I hope that subtracts a few snark points. ;-)

Agent**It said...

If this is the worst disagreement we have today, well, thank you Buddha (or insert whatever).

Sunny said...

Ok i came back to see how badly I got flamed for my comment. I'm a glutton for punishment! I have actually not been teased for anything looks-wise (well minus my 4th grade poodle perm) so it just brings me to tears when I read other CDaNers accounts of how they were viciously bullied growing up. I don't get how we can get so up in arms about the bus monitor and then hurl similar insults at celebrities. They are real people with real feelings.
I promise I won't Pollyanna out on future threads, but I had to get that off my chest

Agent**It said...

Sunny, yet another synchronicity !

lazyday603 said...

Inheriting Daddy's money is the best revenge. Only the little people have to be attractive to make it in Hollywood.

Agent**It said...

^^

dia papaya said...

Sunny. You are our moral compass today! Thank you for reminding us to be kind people. It's just really easy to go to that snarky place. I do it too.

While I don't condone bullying, it made me really confident and a jokester. I also wanna fight for the little guy, so no one has to feel crappy like I did.

Being unique has its perks! Just gotta own it, girl!

dia papaya said...

Agent - thank Buddha as well. I've been needing to laugh. I hate it when it gets too intense here. That drunk video thing was just the best ever.

Mango said...

What's a passably attractive chin on Bruce is so very unattractive on his daughters. A rhinoplasty is an easy fix but remodeling a chin is major, I think.

But, as someone mentioned, these girls need to do something more than concentrate on being fame whores.

Hootspa said...

I've always thought she was cute, in a Mayim Bialyk way. Thought for years that she could have been Bette Midler's kid.

Sherry said...

I am so holding back because yes Sunny,. one cannot help how ojne is born looking. I was barked at in hugh school by cute boys and it took me a while to grow into the vision of lovliness I am today (snark for me!).

But you should be able to drink at 18. If they accept your ass into a branch of the military, you should be able to get tanked the nite before boot. Shit, you trust me with a firearm but think I can't handle a beer? 'Splain that one Uncle Sam.

Agent**It said...

I still want to know more about her fake ID and 2 days of community service ...

....and they want to give Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice 10 years....

B. Profane said...

There's really no need to feel guilty about commenting on their jawlines. If they submitted their headshots anonymously, 99.9% of casting directors would tell the Willis girls that they have no future in films. They don't. If they persist, they're destined to follow a rapidly sinking career arc of smaller films and smaller parts until they become a joke, mitigated only by how much skin they're willing to show on camera.

Bruce would have been well-advised to set up his girls as "fashion designers" or some other kind of sham-celebrity career that money can buy.

Sylvia said...

I am sorry to say that these girls are uglyyyyyy....

Megerz said...

Can I at least make fun of the other face that is on her shirt?

Tuxedo Cat said...

These kids have vain, self-indulgent parents. I thought I read that the two older girls had moved out of their Mother's house.

shelly said...

I'm sorry, but those Moore/Willis kids are really unfortunate looking. Why doesn't/hasn't someone who loves them push them toward college, or a "behind the camera" career? Fuck Demi, have some compassion, your daughters are not actress/model material. That Rumer, she gets uglier by the day.
Sorry to be mean, but really!

bink said...

Hey! Leave Striking Distance out of this!

Reese said...

Those poor girls are all so ugly. Really sad.

Turkish Taffy said...

OK, y'all are nasty. I read that she got off with a light sentence because she gets good grades at Brown, so in the words of that gymnast's mother: "Stickit!!"

Henriette said...

Bruce and Demi did not make pretty babies.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Open container and a fake ID on a 20 year old is NOT a big deal. Especially for a college kid.

Genetics are a bitch, aren't they? I guess the girls could have some kind of plastic surgery but then we'd all be complaining about that too. ;)

discoflux said...

Sorry you got upset, Sunny! You know I love you, but it's not like these are exactly beautiful on the inside people, either. Frankly, I think John C. Reilly is one of the sexiest people alive and I had a dream a few days ago about having sex with Liam Neeson like ten years older than he is now. Not even sexy Liam Neeson from 10 years ago. I think Heather Mazaratto is adorable and I could go on and on. There's something from the inside that radiates out with these girls.

These girls do not strike me as needing sympathy. They seems like jerks.

But, that's just my opinion.

discoflux said...

And I really do love you! You are one of the nicest people I have ever come across on the internet!

Amanda M. said...

Hopping in the no snarking on looks train with Roman, Agent and Sunny...

Don't you remember middle/high school?? Everyone has been vilified about their looks at some point in their lives and it sucks! And its just mean.

Now, if we want to talk about their ugly personality ...I can't disagree

Sunny said...

@bink
Don't know why, but I loved Striking Distance. However I also have a few quotes memorized from Face Off, so perhaps I should zip it

@discoflux
Thank you for the love :) I wasn't specifically trying to defend a Willis kid - I swear! But I could seriously write a dissertation on how the anonymity of the internet is contributing to an isolated and cruel society, but for now I will just say that I think that I love Heidi Klum's boobs and Kate Hudson's cool bohemian style ;)
Be the Change!

Sunny said...

Oh Lordy, I hate when I write awkward sentences. You get my drift :)

Me said...

the pictures i have seen have shown that each of these girls have
fabulous figures. i wonder why they don't play them up more.

they come off as snotty bitches. makes me dislike them.

Pythia said...

The chin comes from Demi's side of the family--check out this photo of her mother:

http://www.geni.com/people/Virginia-Guynes/6000000008051590232

Right below her profile, is Morgan Guynes, Demi's half brother. Now that's some serious chinage!