Friday, September 14, 2012

A Judge Tells Amanda Bynes She Will Have To Smoke Her Weed At Home Now


No more driving aimlessly through Los Angeles for Amanda Bynes anymore. A judge ordered her to stop driving which of course means she will put on a wig and glasses and think that no one will recognize her in her battered BMW and as recently as last night did just that and even got into an accident. You know, because she is such a good actress, she thinks she can get away with it. Taking away Amanda's car has got to be like taking away a little kid's blankie or something. It is her security blanket. She is going to have to make drastic changes to her life. I suggest she find a weed dealer who delivers and then maybe hit some foreign country where they don't really believe in the whole license thing to be able to drive. I am kind of serious when I say that I don't know what she will do without her car to drive. It could be a very bad thing. I don't want her on the roads, but maybe they could let her drive around some test track somewhere because it seems to be what is kind of keeping her together at this point.

40 comments:

auntliddy said...

Shes a pathetic mess. Get help!

g.strathmore said...

Did they actually impound her car?

MISCH said...

this is sad...

jaariel said...

I just don't get what is going on with her! I mean, obviously she's on drugs, but where is her family?

libby said...

I thought the SUSPENSION was the same as a judge's order. Neither are worth shit unless they, as g.strathmore suggested, TAKE HER CAR AWAY.

anita_mark said...
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anita_mark said...

Regardless if her car is impounded or not, if her licence is suspended, she shouldn't be driving and since she still is, she should face consequences.

Why follow the rules if you never have to face the consequences? That's the problem with her and LL. They never have to face the consequences.

Cryscee said...

I feel really bad for her. Who knew the cute little girl on All That and The Amanda Show would end up like this. I hope someone in her family steps up and gets the girl some help.

Agent**It said...

Amanda is another Dan Schneider association. If all these young women got together, they could press a class action suit against that pedo.

ABlake said...

She looks like one of those plump teen mom people.

lazyday603 said...

Put her on a test track going in circles like the opening scene in Sophia Coppola's "Somewhere". Does she have a daughter that can give her a reason to get off the road to nowhere?

Sarah said...

The cracks are showing. I hate watching this, my kids loved her. She used to be such a bright light, I hate watching those fade or go out.
Look at how many years we thought Lindsay couldn't sink lower, we still haven't found bottom with her yet. :(

Redheat said...

I thought I read that the Judge told her to stop driving, where upon she left the court house, and was involved in a fender bender.

This is really sad...

Robert said...

Based on what I've read here, assuming that some of the sexual escapade blinds I've read actually apply to her, I'd say that Bynes could hardly be described as "together" in any way, shape, or form by anyone who isn't suffering from MPD. In fact, driving around without a license and smoking weed in her car might just be about the least of her problems.

IDoTheRobot said...

I love the nickname Bumper Car Mandy hahaha. We should start a pool on her like we did LILO.

The Black Cat said...

With her income she AND Lilo would be better off hiring someone to babysit them so they don't get into trouble, but I guess they would have to admit they are in trouble and I don't think either one see what a mess their lives have become.

Diane said...

Lindsay meet Amanda
Amanda meet Lindsay
Discuss ...

Jamie 2 said...

^^ THIS. How much can it cost to hire someone as a driver?

Jamie 2 said...

Er, ^^^ THAT. I was replying to black cat.

SusanB said...

Wait, she was in ANOTHER accident? Why isn't she in jail for driving without a license? What is wrong with California?

ButterKwup said...

I think there's definitely a reality show in here somewhere. Some kind of former tweener boot camp thing. Lindsay, Amanda and Taylor Momsen could all be on it.

Kewi said...

bitch should trade her car in for a horse

kelgela said...

I actually have more sympathy for this girl than LiLo.

Maybe because she actually looks sad sometimes.

I used to love Amanda. Kid Cudi was her boyfriend right?

whocaresnow12 said...

She hit another car last night. That'll probably not be of much help when she shows up for court today......if she shows up as ordered.

Agent**It said...

... and there is no Dan Schneider association...???

Shallow Gal said...

oh goodie someone else to focus on when LiLo goes awol.

Lola said...

See, this is why I still kinda like Tara Reid and have sympathy for her. She's a drunk mess but is harmless (except to herself) and seems fairly sweet.

Either Amanda or Lindsey (or both) are going to kill or grieviously injure someone...I have no sympathy for that, I don't give a shit what problems they have.

parissucksliterally said...

They have GOT to THROW her ass in jail. Make her share a cell with Blowhan.

Dee Lurker said...

Remember when young celebs used to go straight for the hard stuff and die? There are always a few lost souls who can't handle the bizness (or the pervs in the bizness).


And there always a few who manage to turn their shit around and eventually no one even remembers how gross they were. I will hold out hope for those that are "crashing", but haven't yet burnt up....I always wonder where River Phoneix would be right now-he seemed just on the edge of healthy-the wrong edge, I guess.

kelgela said...

just leaving this here...

http://whatdoeslindsaylohandoallday.tumblr.com/

pilly said...

Is she on death watch yet?

luvgossip said...

Can't the court order a 5150? Is that the 3 day hold for mental illness? Hurry! Before she kills someone!

Kewi said...

@Kelgela- that made my day

Jazzy said...

I agree with luvgossip. Someone needs to step in before she kills herself or someone else. What freaks me out is that all of her accidents, with the exception of last night, have been in my neighborhood.

Brenda L said...

I don't think weed is her problem. Weed doesn't make you crazy like that. Crack however.....

fordellcastle said...

Maybe things are different in California, but in most states if you get caught driving on a suspended license your license is revoked. Violation by driving on a revoked will land you in jail.

cricket said...

They need to lock her up or at the very least impound her car. She is going to kill someone soon if they don't get her off the streets.

Phillip Themholes said...

There must be someone with a valid CDL who would be willing to drive her around for free in that BMW of hers. She may need to get it repaired, but if you were born poor and were into cars, this would be a nice opportunity to establish yourself as a driver to the stars.

Rick Wrinklebottom said...

I will never undertand these f'd up celebs who keep insisting on driving themselves everywhere. I'm no junkie, but I admittedly enjoy my Scotch and/or weed and/or occasional happy pills whenever I'm lucky enough to get a scrip for one. And if I had the money most of these celebs whonare always getting popped for DUI have, I would totally hire a limo or at least a driver to cart my ass around so I could beasdrunkor high as I wantwithout having to worry about getting arrested or, probably more importantly, endangering my own life or the lives of others by driving while intoxicted. Why don't these celebs do that too?!?

Olive said...

This is so tragic. This cannot end well. I wish she cared more about herself. It's just all so very sad and a complete waste.