Thursday, September 13, 2012

Amanda Bynes Is A Mess


Obviously there is no one in Amanda Bynes' life she loves more than her drug dealer and her car. Yesterday TMZ followed her around town while Amanda got fast food. Baja Fresh was her choice and I find they can be very good at some locations and inconsistent at others. After she ate some tacos which I hope were fish, Amanda sat in her car and smoked some pot. All alone. Just her and the people she talks to in her world. Then, because she doesn't have a job to go to but made a ton of money from her acting she went to a spa for three hours which probably set her back $500. She then drove around and smoked pot for hours. TMZ says she also cut off drivers and violated numerous traffic laws all while driving on a suspended license. She is just begging to get caught and go to jail. Cry for help? What kind of drugs is she doing at home? Does her dad still think she is an angel who can do no wrong? Is this what happens when you retire in your early 20's? Is she a suicide risk? Should there be a blind item reveal about Amanda this weekend?

74 comments:

goheels83 said...

Yes, Enty! Reveal a blind item about her this weekend! The gangbang sex tape??

FSP said...

Yes, please!

Cathy said...

Only if it's done as a bonus reveal - it seems like there have been a bunch of blinds that were obviously about Amanda in the past several months and I like the reveals to actually be surprising.

hotchacha said...

That doesn't look like a blunt. It looks like a pipe.

libby said...

Oh my god. I was surprised she was dumb enough to drive with a suspended license, but now she thinks toking up all day in the car is cool, too?
It's tricks like this who give responsible MJ users a bad name.
She's gonna kill somebody.

rejectedcarebear said...

Yes Enty, reveal away! That's not pot tho, its medical marijuana for her asthma I'm sure. Either way, Obama your assistance is needed.

carolinec said...

this girl needs help people. lets not forget that- even if she doesnt realize it- she needs help.

goheels83 said...

^^what Cathy said

nolachickee said...

She's not a suicide risk - she's a vehicular homicide risk. Someone take that fucking car away from her pronto. And Enty, if you do a reveal on her, make it a good one!

Renoblondee said...

Yes please, Entward dahling!
I do feel kind of bad that she's so obviously in need of help though.

shauniebear said...

Why is she not in jail?!?!?!?!?!?! Son of a bitch!!!

bobbi_1025 said...

What Enty forgot to mention was the inside of her car was DISGUSTING!! Check out the pics on TMZ.

kgirl said...

I really feel bad for her. Where is her family or at the very least her handlers? She is going to kill herself or someone else at the rate she's going.

kgirl said...

She's headed for destruction faster than Lilo can snort a line of coke.

Ms Cool said...

Why didn't TMZ call the cops? Is Lindsay her mentor?

Nellie said...

Quick, someone tweet Obama. He needs to know about this latest development. (eye roll)

Robert said...

Another vote here for a reveal concerning the gangbang sex tape--with a URL, please.

Also, another thought, this one for so-called "reality TV" producers. Let's assume for a moment that LiLo and Amanda eventually manage to get popped in a way that even the State of California can't ignore, and that both end up doing some actual time. Let's further assume they end up being cell-mates. Great reality TV or what?

Mother Campfire said...

^ Genius.

Kari said...

At first glance, I thought it was a pipe. Why didn't TMZ report her? Wait, I know why.

AngusParvo said...

How do we know that's pot in the pipe? Because of the tacos?

Cathy said...

@AngusParvo - TMZ had other photos that showed loose pot in her cupholders.

cstiddy said...

So was TMZ just waiting for her to crash or kill someone? For crying out loud, I realize they are paparazzi, but have a few morals and call the frigging police.

rejectedcarebear said...

LOL kgirl!

SusanB said...

Oh please. This is L.A. She won't go to jail for this - the cops will just ask for an autograph or something and then send her on her way. If she ends up killing someone, the cops that let her off a week ago with a warning (driving on suspended license, no headlights) would be named in my lawsuit.

anita_mark said...

TMZ is keepin' it classy as always! Why stop an accident waiting to happen when you MIGHT ACTUALLY GET PHOTOS OF THE ACCIDENT!!!!! ZOMG OMG OMG!!!!11!1!

Ari said...

Does she not have a mansion to do this in? She's acting like Brook Mueller

selenakyle said...

Smoking pot is not such a big deal to me.
Now, hit & runs and repeated drunk driving...those ARE big deals, so I am hoping her license has been or is being yanked.

discoflux said...

Yeah, I don't really see smoking some weed, eating some tacos, smoking some more weed and then going to a spa as "cry for help" behavior. Shit. That's just about what I did on my last Friday off - but I only spent $150 at the spa.

SilverOnyx said...

Tmz is total crap these days. Yesterday they posted a camera outside of Kris Humphfries' jumpoff's house. Just to get a walk of shame pic.

SilverOnyx said...

Loves it! Haha

Amber said...

disco - the only difference is that you probably don't have a DUI that you're waiting to deal with, two hit and runs that have potential for jail time, a one-car accident, and continuing to drive on a suspended license - all of this in the last 6 months.

Count me in for the gang bang reveal. Unless you have one that's even BETTER!

lazyday603 said...

You know there has got to be several ne'er-do-wells sponging off her. Shouldn't one of them offer to be her full time driver?

discoflux said...

This is very true, Amber. I'm also fully employed, working on starting my own company, and generally not insane, so... yeah... She's got poor decision making skills.

dia papaya said...

^^^ What Amber said!

I want to find the Robot Chicken episode where LiLo and Amanda Bynes fight! I NEED to see this again. Maybe they can make a new Death by Monster Truck version or Drag Racing down the Strip while they run over peeps. Oh wait that's real life...

rejectedcarebear said...

Haha disco- smoking weed and eating tacos describes my usual Tuesday. Well it describes every day with different food.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I hope her family and friends do an intervention. I remember watching her show when she was just a tweener, and thinking, my god, she's so brilliant, what a future, if she's got this much talent and poise now.

When people are drinking and drugging, they burn a lot of personal bridges.

I hope she has people around her that are not scared to lose her financial support, and that can get together to save her life.

Amber said...

disco - that's awesome you're starting your own company! Be tough, keep all receipts, all payables and receivables. We were audited not too long ago, and they wanted to look at copies of invoices that we billed to customers for an entire year. It's a battle, but it's also so rewarding!

Seachica said...

Please remind me - which is the gangbang blind?

discoflux said...

Amber - we are being diligent and will be keeping copies of EVERYTHING. I do *not* want to play with the IRS. We actually just got our first official commission yesterday and work begins on it today! Woohoo!!

Everything we make at this point is just going to be re-invested back into the company anyway to get all of the equipment we need to do everything we want to do.

discoflux said...

RCB - Word. If I'm every in your area or vice versa, we should hang out.

discoflux said...

*ever. Frackin' freak!

Frufra said...

@Amber - I've got to veer OT and ask - how many years in the past did they audit? I'm in charge of financials for a non-profit, which I realize is different, but I'm always trying to find out how long I should hang on to actual invoices, etc. Thanks!

Amber said...

Frufra - ours was for '06-'08. Normally they can only go back 3 years. If there is something totally amiss they can go back 7. I'm a little hyper-paranoid, so I have a 10 year rule.

disco - be careful at tax time. It depends on where you are, but for us (an S corp) even though our profits go right back into the company the IRS considers it income and tax it. So, any salary you receive is subject to income tax, and then profits are subject to income tax. You essentially get double-taxed. It may not work that way where you are, though, but I'd start talking to your tax person so you can prepare for it if that's the case :)

Amber said...

Frufra & disco - keep good record of sales and use tax, as well. You can be audited for those specific things, and not a full-blown audit.

Beth310 said...

There was a blind about her trying to seduce Peter Facinelli by wandering around naked in front of him while she and Jennie Garth did that "What I Like About you" sitcom some years back. She and Jennie apparently HATED each other and Amanda was a total brat.

discoflux said...

Thanks for the advice, Amber!

Rickatoo said...

Reveal a GROUP of items together that are all Amanda

smashbash said...

Discoflux- I love you :)

I heard some guy bitching at the post office about all the stoners driving slow, since medical pot is legal in WA. I wanted to turn to him and say "I'm stoned right now, do I act any different to you?"
He was practically yelling at the poor postman. What does that guy have to do with pot?

parissucksliterally said...

Okay, now there is proof TWICE of her driving on a suspended license, one while being high.

HOW IS SHE NOT BEING ARRESTED?

Sometimes I hate this city I live in.

Dramamonkey said...

This makes me so sad. She used to be such a talented young actress with great comedic timing.

Now...ugh. Sad.

Wonder if Schneider's Bakery had something to do with it. He did produce "All That" and "The Amanda Show"

Frufra said...

Thanks for the advice, Amber. I'm of the hyper-vigilent variety, too - when you sign the checks, you have a vested interest in making sure everything's above board. I have no desire to play with the IRS!

Amber said...

@ disco & Frufra - you're welcome! The IRS is a total nightmare, so I'm knocking on wood for you guys :)

Sherry said...

She needs an intervention and a trip to NA. Something, anything before she hurts others and herself. This is just sad!

Mango said...

I saw the photos of her car - maybe she's living in it? At least she's drinking Snapple. It's made from the best stuff.

SusanB said...

@amber, disco and frufra - we're an S corporation also - if we see we're running a profit at the end of the year (after salaries) we try and spend some of it on stuff like office supplies, prepay a few bills, etc. Helps a little. Best wishes to all your businesses!

goes in circles said...

The worse thing, well, besides driving w/ a sus
pended license is the waste of weed and how fracking filthy her damn car is.
I used to have a beautiful, shiny, silver BMW. It was the first nice thing I bought myself ever.
I sold her last year to help put a down payment on a new house.
My car would never have looked like that. But maybe thats because I don't have her

goes in circles said...

sense of entitlement.

dern phone

skimpymist said...

Yessss please give us amanda revealed blinds but pick some really old one's and let there be a reveal that equals each hit and run she's been in

Lauren said...

Good GOD! I just dooshed my sinus cavity with hot ass coffee. Hurt so good my friend!

(FTR, I know how to spell douche: Amanda. )

Lauren said...

Just when I thought you hit it out of the park (pardon the pun), you go and declare sanity. Pfft.

Lauren said...

Just when I thought you hit it out of the park (pardon the pun), you go and declare sanity. Pfft.

skimpymist said...

Dan shneider turned her into this. He stole her innocence and threw her away when got what he wanted out of her. I think her abortion was the start of her slow decline into what she is today. So sad.

We all know what a monster he is why can't we start some sort of page or boycott against him.

Phillip Themholes said...

She needs to move to SF or NYC. Needing a car is going to ruin her.

Amber said...

SusanB - best wishes to you, as well! :)

Presto said...

This entire Enty post made me laugh :) Really well written.

Maggie Casey said...

If they have proof of her driving on a suspended licsence, why wasn't she arrested? what a fucking joke

cinephreak said...

ugh god her car was FILTHY, I drive a 97 chevy lumina, which I bought off a ciagette smoker, so safe to say its not the most pristine, but I'll be damned if my car gets THAT gross! All that trash! My stoner friends (and I) leave trash in my car all the time, but I can guarentee its only staying the night, I carry rolls of plastic baggies just so it wont get repulsive. NOT THAT HARD.

Groovy said...

reveal, reveal, reveal - and make it a good one!

Jeneral said...

This is so sad. We all have a pretty good idea of the abuse she likely suffered, so her behavior should come as no surprise. Why aren't her parents getting her help?

detown359 said...

Her dad needs to stop the denial and get her to rehab ASAP. It's hard since she's an adult but it can happen. Dad failed to protect her from Schneider but he can help her now. she is still very young.

Melissa Malan said...

I dont understand why the paparazzi who are shooting pics of her driving on a suspended license dont call the police to report where she is so they can bust her (although cops already pulled her over once and let her go) they'd get some great pictures of the arrest and she'd get her car impounded which is pretty much the only way I think she'll stop driving around

1Jazzimom said...

This immature kid needs an intervention- stat. I hope she doesn't hurt anyone while she is out driving and effing off!

rejectedcarebear said...

Disco and smash, I know you smoke as well: we need to plan a smoke out for responsible stoners of CDaN! Or just get stoned, that may be alot of planning. Pittsburgh area here!

Amber- I work for a S Corp, my boss has records from 20 years back but hasn't been audited in well over a decade. He is very OCD. But I admit it's a great idea to keep everything and keep it organized.

Unknown said...

Always lovely to hear stuff like this living in LA.