Thursday, September 20, 2012

Blind Item #2 - Easy

What aspiring D lister and future porn star disappeared for a few weeks while she recovered from getting some work done to her face. She wants to look younger.

53 comments:

xoApril said...

Oh Miss Stodden!

Barton Fink said...

Courtney. At first I was like "what do you mean easy?" but it suddenly clicked.

White lilly said...

KK??????? Lol
Yeah, yeah, I know, not her...

White lilly said...

Oh, I like the Courtney guest... but wasn't she supposed to be 18???

White lilly said...

Oh, I like the Courtney guest... but wasn't she supposed to be 18???

Amber said...

It's pretty sad that someone who is "18" needs to have surgery to look younger, because they were rode hard and put away wet long ago.

Aly said...

Helen Mirren was in the photos the last couple of days. That is ALWAYS a clue.

drusillaluna said...

I couldn't help but peep her twitter (sounds perveted!), she recently uploaded a photo with a decidedly fresher face so who knows....

TV Junkie said...

Here"s a photo supposedly from today. I wouldn't have recognized her! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206061/A-class-act-Courtney-Stodden-steps-pair-towering-heels-heads-shopping-short-red-dress.html

timebob said...

she has a craggy face, and she has to keep her pedophile fans happy looking underage as long as possible.

goheels83 said...

Damn, @TV Junkie. I wouldn't have recognized her either!!!

dia papaya said...

So how old do you think she really is? I never bought the "I'm 16 and my mom wants me to get married bc I'm in Wuv" bit.

The whole thing is creepy. I'm tired of fake boobs and plastic hair!!!

Sandbox720 said...

Octomom...it has to be!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I definitely would not have realized that was her!

How old is this trick, really?

Vod Kanockers said...

@aly - Do you really think Helen Mirren is an "aspiring D lister and future porn star"?!!?? LOL

Amber said...

Well she is looking decidedly less orange, and in this instance has better makeup than usual. P.S. that is a tunic-length tank top, not a dress.

Glitter said...

TV Junkie, she does not look the same. She is the answer to this blind....

drusillaluna said...

lol @Amber that dress does look a Baywatch bathing suit with the bottom cut off and stretched out. I can't believe that we are living in a world now where an 18 year old needs work done to look younger.

Maximus said...

COURTENEY STODDEN!!!!!!!!!

Man she's disgusting. I definitely pity that trick - she never had a chance. We talk about how Lohan was screwed? This girl was LITERALLY pimped out at the age of 15. Absolutely gnarly.

M said...

She actually looks...pretty.

lolaluvs2snack said...

She looks so much better!! Now she might get the playboy spread!!!

dia papaya said...

Did anyone else watch the clip for Couples Therapy? I need the bleach my eyes!!!

The therapist asked him why did he wait until she was 21 he said I didn't want to and touches her knee. She licks her lips. VOM!

Maximus said...

Alright - checked that link. She definitely looks different.

And no, still won't get Playboy. She's trashy as all hell.

Maximus said...

dia papaya - Doug was SO CREEPY in that couples therapy clip. And she seems so vapid.

dia papaya said...

Why he didn't wait! Typos, sorry :(

dia papaya said...

Does anyone have $30,000 I can borrow to fix my face and get new boobs. Wait maybe it costs more. 65K anyone? I want to be famous and trashy just like Courtney and land me an ole geezer who dresses like a surf boy and is too short to reach the top shelf! Sounds like a great plan!!!

dia papaya said...

@maximus - I think that clip is enough forever. At least in the pics you can't hear them talk. Ack!!!

Snoopy said...

I hate this chick - but I have to admit that apart from her revealing clothes, she is looking hot in the new pics!!

http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/courtney_stodden_new_look#tab=beauty&id=953263

New Life and Attitude said...

That picture of her definitely looks different and actually better. BUT she needs to get rid of those stripper shoes! Don't get me wrong - I love high heals and have a huge collection, but those are ridiculous.

SueRH said...

I think she just scraped about three pounds of makeup off of her face.

califblondy said...

I saw the picture this a.m. and would have never ever thought it was the same girl. Where do these freaks get their money?

Agent**It said...

@Dia, I have been wondering how much money Liza with a Z and Barbra S. spent on their surgeries. It has to be a humongous amount. Probably for free....

Cornbread said...

Maybe we can get Donald Trump to start the Stodden-Birther Movement, and find out how old she really is.

Sadly, I do believe she's 18. She's probably jumping on the Vivid bandwagon now that Hef turned her down. "Too fake for Playboy" has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Maximus: If we're to believe one of Himmmm's tales from some time ago, it started even earlier than that! He was visiting a producer friend in the latter's office when Courtney & her mom came traipsing in for an "audition" (the former was almost unspeakably awful, to the degree that Himmmm damn near pissed himself laughing in spite of trying very hard not to), and the whole sorry-assed mess ended w/Mom trying to pimp Courtney out for "partying" to one or both men...at the age of 13. Also, IIRC the insinuation was that mother and daughter were both willing to "party" together... *shudder* If this particular tale is true--and, unfortunately, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the gist of it is--then the whole sordid business probably started when she was even younger than 13.

joymama said...

Sad. She does look better but what find most weird is her voice and her mouth/tongue movements.

ItsJustMe said...

Actually, whatever she got done she looks good - lost that whole lizard look.

FS said...

She definitely looks like she's had the spackle removed and her skin dermabrasioned, but other than that I can't define the difference. I'll have to look for some side by side photos to see for sure. She still does not look 18 though.

The Dude said...

She is still nasty looking, surgery helped but not much.

VIPblonde said...

Well, at least the surgery worked! She def looks 20 years younger than she used to (a depressing statement when someone is only 18!!!)

SaintsFan said...

I always thought she looked exactly like a man in drag. The new pics suggest she may actually be female.

@TheGWU said...

That was fast.

http://www.toofab.com/2012/09/20/courtney-stodden-new-look-photos/

Cee Kay said...

HOLY SHIT! I NEVER would have guessed that was her. She definitely looks a lot closer to 18 now, but in all honesty I kind of preferred her old...uh, other...uh, previous face. :)

iheartjacksparrow said...

Courtney got her nose done and her hair color is much better. She really is pretty in the newest photos.

Heather Lillywhite said...

MAN, she had a crapload of work done. Unrecognizable! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206061/A-class-act-Courtney-Stodden-steps-pair-towering-heels-heads-shopping-short-red-dress.html

AndyCane said...

This girl just makes me sad. Very, very sad

VeryUnseemly said...

Nose job, brow lift, chin reduction, lip plumping.

Lola said...

I think new nose, new teeth, cheek implants and chin refinement (whomever did it did a really good job). That, and much better makeup.

I hate to say it, but she looks pretty. Now if he would dump the slutastic clothes and the creeper...

stigs84 said...

I don't think Courtney's 18 either, BUT how come no one's come forward & said "I went to high school with her, she graduated in X and is actually X years old?" I would've expected that by now

Hubbel Gardner said...

She is what is wrong with LA and I don't mean the city per se. When my daughter was a baby she had terrible colic and the only thing that would make her calm down was a drive. So we would head out on Melrose heading to Beverly at 3 AM many mornings. You don't see them during the day. They blend in with everyone else. But at 3 AM at every stop light, every bus stop, kid with a backpack, kid with a backpack... Some of these kids weren't teenagers or if they were not by much. A week later I fired the nanny, took my kid and my clothes and got the hell out of there. I thought one day that will be my kid. And it would have been.

Laura said...

if this is stodden. all she has to do is stop using a trowel everyday to apply makeup. dress age appropriate and she would look her supposedly teenage self...her boobs are fake though and that adds at least 10 years

Wil said...

I don't see too much of a change on Courtney other than she is not wearing whorish frosted pink lipstick and she eyes are not made up like a 45 year old crack whore. If you look at pics of her smiling .. she has always had chipmunk cheeks .. so I am gonna say I don't think this is her. Of course, I could be wrong.

But whatever she has or hasn't done .. this new look is a nice change. She doesn't look so damned whorish .. if you don't look at her feet .. and forget she is married to an old pervert.

Mango said...

After Himmmmm's post, I feel very sorry for her. She is to be pitied and her mother should be locked up.

Kathleen said...

On no planet in any universe is Helen Mirren an aspiring D-lister. This is she of the Lucite platforms, Jailbait Stodden. She debuted her new face yesterday.