Friday, September 14, 2012

Chad Johnson Files Divorce Documents


It looks like tattoos just do not make up for head butting your wife or cheating on her almost everyday of the short time you were married. Chad Johnson finally gave in to the inevitable and filed divorce documents from Evelyn Lozada. The divorce will be finalized soon, but think about the tattoo. There forever. Always there. Looking at you. Reminding you. If it keeps him from beating another woman then I guess that is good.

10 comments:

sylmarillion said...

Booking a laser appointment in 3...2...1....

IDoTheRobot said...

Maybe he'll just X it out. Or maybe it'll evolve to match the next woman he's with.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Tattoo over it

fancyscreenname said...

What an unfortunate looking man. He should have been grateful to marry a looker like her.

excuse me.....

*hooker*

Kewi said...

I'll care when he goes to LA and starts carrying around bumpers hoping Amanda or Lilo will mow him down.

Layna Day said...

I still can't figure out what's going on with these two. And really, it's best not to put too much thought into it. Moving on. . .

Wen said...

You sleep with dogs, you wake with fleas.

figgy said...

Why was she ever STOOPID enough to marry him in the first place??

g.strathmore said...

It sucks that this guy is such an idiot. I always thought he was SUPER hot. He definitely had one of the best bodies in the NFL. Oh, well.

brakewater said...

I will continue to post how much I hate this fucking site as long as it has autoplay. Fortunately I can check it on igoogle, which hopefully won't even give it any eyeballs. Later.