If I told you to pick two people who would be the least likely to get together, you would probably come up with Ellen & Chris Brown. Probably not likely to happen. If you say, hey, Ellen is a lesbian so that is too easy, then how about Ellen and Lindsay Lohan. Somewhere on that list, if you could even think of these two in the same sentence would be Eric Stonestreet and Charlize Theron. Yeah, I'm shocked too, but apparently they are crazy about each other and not just because he is good at babysitting. There is actual attraction. I know. Some kind of love potion or blackmail that Eric has over Charlize. Whatever it is that he has, I would love some of it.