Friday, September 07, 2012

Four For Friday

It is Friday which must mean announcements. Well it does not have to mean announcements, but I like it to mean announcements. I am also wondering how many times I can use the word announcement in a paragraph. Do you remember when your teachers would tell you to write a paragraph and you always hoped you could get away with the three sentence paragraph if you made your words big enough. It was always better than the five sentence paragraph. Now they teach you what abbreviations to use so you can fit something into Twitter. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend and will have a reveal from the archives tomorrow. I will look for the Will Arnett one, but I am enjoying the ones from the way back machine too. If you have not done so, I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. @entylawyer or click on the bird ----->. Enjoy your weekend!!

#1 - This B- list actress/celebrity is really funny. The problem she has is that she does not know when to try and stop being funny. She says that she uses jokes when she is nervous and that when she is having sex she can be nervous, so she starts trying out jokes while a guy is having sex with her. And she wonders why she never hears from them again.

#2 - If this A+ list actress is clutching her Starbucks cup in a death grip it means she is back on the bottle. She had given up booze forever, but apparently after a cancer scare has been drinking regularly. She is filming a movie right now and only lets go of her booze while actually filming a scene.

#3 - What A+ list singer with bad taste in men was asked by a fan if he could touch her breast? Surprising everyone she grabbed his hand and put it right on her breast and even told him to get a good squeeze.

#4 - From Fashion Week - This B list all movie actress from a franchise would not stop talking smack about a collection from a designer. She said it loud and she said it quietly. Then, a woman in her 50's turned around and said, "You are just saying that because he would not give you anything free and refused to dress you." The actress asked the woman how she would know and the woman said, "Because I am his mother."

110 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

3-Rih Rih

NYCGirl said...

1)Chelsea Handler?
3) Taylor Swift

MontanaMarriott said...

4-SJP from SATC

K said...

#3 Rihanna. Or Katy Perry.

Ali said...

3- Katy Perry

It's probably not her but I suck at this things unless they are obvious lol

SueRH said...

SJP is not all movie.

Cryscee said...

Sad. All 3 listed above do have bad taste in men. Well, maybe now Taylor Swift. She just has bad luck with relationships period.

Cryscee said...

*not

Stephanie said...

#1- I immediately thought of Chelsea Handler
#2- No Idea.. who's A list always with starbucks?
#3- Rihanna or Katy Perry (banged John Mayer... that's bad taste for sure)
#4- Rooney Mara? I really have no clue!

bessanne said...

what will arnett blind is enty referencing?

goheels83 said...

4) Michael Kors for the designer

Anna said...

The actress deserved the designer mama's verbal smackdown. Why is graciousness, respect and being a good person so out of fashion these days?

B.J. said...

#1 whitney cummings

goheels83 said...

Nevermind about Michael Kors. He is in his 50's. So his mother is probably in her 70's.

RenoBlondee said...

1 Chelsea
2 ??
3 Katy Perry
4 A Twilight twit? Ashley Greene?
Well, I guess she's more C list. Huh.

KaySea said...

I thought of Emma Stone for #1 ... but not that she really fits, since she's been involved with Spider-Man for a while.

RenoBlondee said...

@B.J.
Good one! I"m changing my guess to Whitney because I don't really see Chelsea being nervous during sex.

libby said...

#4 could be Christian Siriano's mom. His mother would be in her 50's. here's a pic:

http://www.sendthetrend.com/woman-behind-christian-siriano-his-mother-joye

bessanne said...

3. Ri-ri or Katy Perry
4. fashion shows yesterday: BCBG, Richard Chai, Tadashi Shoji and Creatures of the Wind

still trying to see who was at those shows...

CamColty said...

Eva mendes is constantly photographed with star bucks. I wouldnt consider her A list but I'm pretty sure there was a blind reveal about her where enty called her A list

JoElla said...

A Will Arnett bind.. that makes me sad.

And #4! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN! Good for Mama!

A RESIDENT said...

1. Silverman
2. Renee Z.
3. Katy
4. Ashley Greene

surfer said...

I think #3 is Katie Perry (she has huge boobs), and I think the designer for #4 is Zac Posen (his mother/family is always around).

turtle said...

For #2, I was thinking Liza Minelli? Or at least, someone older and who might be of the age to get a cancer scare.

timebob said...

Not Whitney Cummings she lives with her boyfriend actor/writer Jarred Paul.

I was thinking Amy Schumer she recently got back together with Anthony Jeselnik. Could be her before they reconciled.

uberbaldy said...

I say The Zooey for #1 and Katy for #3

Amy said...

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. ?
3. Katy Perry
4. ?

libby said...

I forgot about Zac Posen. But yeah, it HAS to be a very young designer, relatively. And not a designer who would give free dresses to just anyone.

Jamie 2 said...

@turtle: You can get cancer at any age. Liza isn't filming anything at the moment per IMDB.

CJ said...

#4-Ashley Green from Twilight for the actress..

EmEyeKay said...

Someone already FOUND the WA blind, Enty... :) Not that I think you'd reveal that one.

bessanne said...

i dont think ashley greene...she has a pretty lucrative deal with DKNY for about a year now, she never needs dresses.

EmEyeKay said...

@timebob: and also, because she's not funny.

Basil said...

4. Ha ha. Good on the mother for calling the spoiled brat out.

bessanne said...

emeyekay, what blind is it?

MISCH said...

Michel Kors is 50ish and how old would mommy be..?

BobNYC said...

Wow! For #2 - really smart after a cancer scare to use booze which compromises your immune system. Somebody should clue her in. Oh, I forgot - its Hollywood and nobody cares about anybody - actors are just meat in front of a camera for as long as they bring in the bucks.

FSP said...

#2 - Sandra Bullock

ForSure said...

Cancer scares are only for older people? hmmmmm

surfer said...

turtle - FWIW, I'm a lot younger than Liza Minelli and I was diagnosed with melanoma (stage 0, thank God) in April, and had to have a chunk of my arm removed. Cancer doesn't discriminate. Trust me on that one.

Topper Madison said...

#2 How many actresses are considered A+? There really isn't that many of them, so this should be easy.

Julia Roberts
Meryl Streep
Sandra Bullock
Kate Winslet
Angelina Jolie

umm...Dame Judi Dench?

Actually, this might be hard.

califblondy said...

I remember seeing Michael Kors' Mother a few years back and she's in great shape, I hope it's her just because I love his clothes.

Moose said...

What about Janeane Garofalo for #1?

Paleo Dame said...

For #1, is Amy Sedaris considered B list? She's the one I thought of.

Frufra said...

I just love #4. It's the beauty that good BI's are made of.

djphob said...

Kate is looking pretty rough on the set of the movie she's filming right now but I can't find any pics of her with a Starbucks cup--just a plain vending cup with tea.

tealily said...

Re: The Zooey... wasn't there a blind ab out her singing? That sounds like a lot of crazy for a single person right there, but I could be wrong.

I was also imagining someone older for #2. Someone who used to have a drinking problem and gave it up. Couldn't say who.

I was thinking Rih-Rih, but it could totally be Katey Perry too.

I like the Zac Posen guess.



youdontsay said...

1 - Zooey D.
2. - Kathleen Turner
3. - Katy Perry
4. - Scarlett Jo.

Caraface said...

People! Chelsea Handler can't be #1....she's actually need to be funny.

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Eva Mendez
3. Katy Perry
4. Sort of like the Rooney Mara guess.

cdanluva said...

@ A RESIDENT - I think you got all four!

commandeered said...

How about Rashida Jones for # 1

Jamie 2 said...

Renee Z and Julia Roberts aren't filming per IMDB. Sandra Bullock is. And (like a lot of people) she drinks a lot of starbucks.

I hope whoever it is does not have anything more than a "scare."

lazyday603 said...

Chelsea Handler has never been nervous a moment in her life. She makes men nervous. Their equipment size may end up in her next book

MJsNugget said...

Has anyone guessed Ana Faris for #1 ???

Amber said...

I have no friggin' clue but that mom is awesome.

Since this seems to be OT Friday, I just came across this GIF on Tumblr and I am DYING. WTH! ahahaha

Silly Girl said...

Sandra Bullock is an interesting guess for #2. The cancer scare may be why we haven't really heard about her in awhile. The drinking, too. But, has she ever really been 'on the bottle? I don't remember her ever being in the press for drinking.

Silly Girl said...

And for #3, would it really surprise anyone if RiRi put some guys hand on her boob? I think not.

Fijigrrl said...

1. What about Mindy Kaling?
3. The bigger question = Is there an A+ list female singer with GOOD taste in men?
4. ROFL -- go mama!

EmEyeKay said...

@bessanne: read the WA/AP separation post, 6am today. The link to the original is there, and someone else copied & pasted & posted.

tealily said...

MJsNugget, that description totally made me think of Anna Faris (I would like to see her not *trying* to be funny sometime), but she's married and just had a baby (or is she still pregnant? I can't keep track of all of these pregnant celebs anymore!).

Jeneral said...

1. Chelsea Handler
2. Meryl Streep
3. Katy Perry
4. Scarlett Jo

msgirl said...

I think Judi Dench is a great guess, and we do know she has cancer. She's British and it seems alcohol is much more common there, every British movie includes drinks or cocktails! Not saying it's a bad thing only that I could see this being her.

Silverman is an interesting guess, but she was with Jimmy for a long time, no?

bubbles said...

What about Cameron Diaz? I searched "actress" and "starbucks" and she came up a bunch of times.

Cassiopeia said...

@ Em
Perhaps there is more than one Will Arnett blind.

g.strathmore said...

I like
#1) Zooey (the sex singing blind as Tealily mentioned)
#3) Katy Perry (big boobs/ terrible guys)

Unknown said...

michael kors is 53, this says a woman in her 50 turned around and said i'm his mother

msgirl said...

Cameron is a good guess too. Now I realize Judi Dench doesn't clutch Starbucks!

Love #4. Whoever the self-entitled bitch is.

KaySea said...

Definitely NOT Kathleen Turner. She has and is an advocate for Rheumatoid Arthritis. She can't mix her medications with alcohol otherwise she'd risk liver failure.

Joan said...

#1-no idea
#2-Demi Moore
#3-Christina Aguilera
#4-Kristen Stewart

crazycatladyx6 said...

Is Demi filming?

Jade, That Girl said...

#2 Gwyneth Paltrow

LetosHeadache said...

Maybe #2 is Melanie Griffith? First time posting :)

CanadianMiss said...

#4 Kirsten Dunst?

Gaetzski said...

#2. What about Gwyneth Paltrow? Currently has two films coming out in 2013. A+ for winning the Oscar. Spotted at Starbucks the other day with Ricky Gervais. Googled Gwyneth and cancer, and apparently thought she had cancer while filming Country Strong ( it was a pulled muscle).

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Lol , and you actually think Zooey is funny??

I know Im wrong because of the celebrity /actress thing and she's got a steady bf but I originally was thinking someone like kat dennings for #1.

Gaetzski said...

Oh, and I remember seeing a photo of Gwyn at a music festival drinking while she was pregnant with Moses.

KK said...

1. is obviously Liz Lemon

JosieJo said...

I don't think anyone would be surpised if Rihanna let someone grab a boob. That said, I think #3 is Katy.

alisontheoriginal said...

Michael Kors hasn't shown yet.

Magness said...

I think #2 hints that it is someone often pap'd with a Starbuck's cup. I don't see Dame Judi in photos brandishing a venti. A google result for any cancer diagnosis only mentions that her husband died from lung cancer. Her only reported health issues are that she is still working despite the fact that her eyesight is affected by macular degeneration.

Unknown said...

Long time reader, posting under a new "identity". What a great story #4 is. Nice burn, Mom.

Kathleen said...

She's married. Just had a baby.

Maximus said...

Number 4? Lindsay Lohan.

PugsterMom said...

#3 JLo was my first thought but Katy better choice. No one would be "surprised" if Ri agreed. We'd be more surprised if she had said no!

#4 Jessica Alba

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Well, hello there, Monroe! How could we ever forget your photo, and your kilt? ;-)

g.strathmore said...

@Gaetzski, how can someone mistake a pulled muscle for cancer?!? LOL.

Inger said...

#4 is hilarious! How I wish I had been there and seen the face of that twit.

MrWolf said...

@NYCGirl - LOL, I swear I thought the exact same thing and had to laugh.

Unknown said...

@Mad Robin... "Monroe" was a temporary name after the Google balked at my first try. I hope it's sorted now!

BreeB714 said...

Whitney cummings #1
kirsten dunst #2

lutefisk said...

BobNYC, not unusual for someone to comfort themselves anyway they can after a cancer scare. You can show a little sympathy there.

portlandjewel said...

I was diagnosed with metastaic melanoma (clark score 3) when I was 35. That was nearly 5 years ago. Stay vigilant to stay healthy!

MnGddess said...

#4 - Michael Kors is very close with his mother and I am sure she attends all his shows. Which makes me love MK even more.

fouxdafafa said...

Sarah Silverman for number 1? I think she's really funny, but I don't think Enty likes her.

But, I don't consider Whitney Cummings to be funny AT ALL. Or Chelsea Handler.

Riri all the way for number 3.

Manyakitty307 said...

How about Amanda Seyfried for #1? Enty keeps going on about how none of the guys ever call her back after sex.

christopher said...

rooney mara family loaded--not her.

1-riki lake

2-nicole kidman--her husband recovering alcoholic or
kathy bates--she had cancer scare recently

3-jennifer lopez-surprising is key word

4-ashley greene -but no idea?

Coriander Shea said...

Come on Entward, spill. Did you get some lately?...You did, didn't ya big guy?? Bc you're seeming aaaawfully happy and irreverent today......

It's ok, you can tell us, we'll keep your secret........ >;D

#4 Wicked sweet burn.

*girl said...

And there's a photo today of Cameron and drinks in her hand. It's the plastic kind of Starbucks cup.

PugsterMom said...

Oh i just looked at the pics of today so maybe #4 is Nikki Reed.

Sippin Sukka said...

#1 made me think of Kathy Griffin

#3 is definitely Rihanna trying to take back control of her life with whatever she thinks is shocking behavior at tat particular moment.

Unknown said...

My first thought for #1 was Kristen Wiig.

VeryV said...

Finally! My thought was Kristen Wiig. Actual funny lady, sad if true!

Elizabeth said...

I read all the comments waiting for Kristen Wiig and it wasn't until the end haha. She's very funny, I could totally see this as being her.

2. Could be any A+ listed actress
3. Yeah, sounds like Katy
4. Who would Kors say no to that would vocally complain? I'm thinking Lohan.

Shocky said...

There are rumors that Meryl Streep is a very big drinker. Her for #2.

jetfuelgenius said...

2. CZJ?
3. Def Katy Perry
4. Someone from Twilight

Zoe Danger said...

#1 sounds like Kristen Wiig

Faille said...

I agree with Sandra Bullock for #2. Saw a picture of her on awfulplasticsurgery.com with a huge lump on her cheek. They claim surgery gone bad, but even if i had just had surgery this would scare me pretty bad: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011/04/14/another-big-problem-for-sandra-bullock/

kcraig415 said...

how about olivia munn for #1? I don't think I have ever heard of her having a bf....

tojo said...

#2 is Catherine Zeta Jones

http://www.denimblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/catherine-zeta-jones-rock-republic.jpg

Silly Girl said...

Nice catch, @tojo!!

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