I probably would not even write about this if it was not a weekend with less stuff to discuss. How many people knew who Jonah Hill was dating? I knew he was dating Dustin Hoffman's daughter but if you asked me for a name and threatened to take away my three remaining all you can eat lobster buffet gift certificates I couldn't have given you her name. Anyway, they had been dating nine months and some publicist on their first day of work decided that it deserved a press release. So, there you have it. Now you can get back to more pressing matters like the zombie invasion the government is warning us about. Yes, I know they are saying it is to make sure everyone is ready for all emergencies and to grab our attention, but, what happens when zombies do start turning up everywhere and then they can say, "we warned you, so don't blame us." All I know is that I am going to be watching everything zombie related over the next month, except during football games and during the season finale of Hell's Kitchen & Masterchef. Oh, and during the first episode of Katie Couric's show and for the new episodes of Pawn Stars. Oh, and RHNJ tomorrow night. But except for those things and several others that I may have been missed, it is all about learning to stay alive during a zombie attack.