Saturday, September 08, 2012

Jonah Hill & Ali Hoffman Split & Zombies


I probably would not even write about this if it was not a weekend with less stuff to discuss. How many people knew who Jonah Hill was dating? I knew he was dating Dustin Hoffman's daughter but if you asked me for a name and threatened to take away my three remaining all you can eat lobster buffet gift certificates I couldn't have given you her name. Anyway, they had been dating nine months and some publicist on their first day of work decided that it deserved a press release. So, there you have it. Now you can get back to more pressing matters like the zombie invasion the government is warning us about. Yes, I know they are saying it is to make sure everyone is ready for all emergencies and to grab our attention, but, what happens when zombies do start turning up everywhere and then they can say, "we warned you, so don't blame us." All I know is that I am going to be watching everything zombie related over the next month, except during football games and during the season finale of Hell's Kitchen & Masterchef. Oh, and during the first episode of Katie Couric's show and for the new episodes of Pawn Stars. Oh, and RHNJ tomorrow night. But except for those things and several others that I may have been missed, it is all about learning to stay alive during a zombie attack.

33 comments:

MISCH said...

I find him really creepy

IDoTheRobot said...

Woooo Masterchef! Go Christine! I want to be on that show soooooo bad.

SusanB said...

Just remember - double tap to the head.

I kind of like Jonah Hill after seeing Moneyball.

Erin said...

Damn. I should've worked on my cardio more. I've been fooling myself that the zombies weren't imminent.

Rickatoo said...

I expect RHONJ tomorrow night to actually be the zombie apocalypse.

goheels83 said...

Anyone know where I can get a dragonglass dagger?

FS said...

Treadmills are the best zombie defense, one at every door. Add them in front of the windows if you can afford it. Also, a sword to cut their heads off Highlander style.

More importantly, WHERE IS THERE A LOBSTER BUFFET IN LOS ANGELES??????

And other than the headline, is Enty telling us that Jonah and Abby aren't dating anymore?

bobbi_1025 said...

Screw zombies, Sons of Anarchy comes back on tomorrow night. I'll worry about an apocalypse after I get my Jax fix.

SusanB said...

@FS - what a great idea! Never thought of treadmills.

Del Riser said...

We don't have enough treadmills, but luckily we do have a sword from my husband's days as a cadet at VA. Tech. I'll get busy putting an edge on that sucker. I clearly need more Ninja skills.

auntliddy said...

Yes!! He is testing high on the creep-o- meter! You nailed it!

auntliddy said...

The sons rock!!!

auntliddy said...

Dont we all, Del, dont we all.

dia papaya said...

I love Hell's Kitchen. I love all the horrible things that come out of Ramsey's mouth. I really can't explain why. I just love it!

AND I love me some zombies too! Every time I watch The Walking Dead I go out and buy canned goods. I feel like I should also stock up on water and shot guns too. Then I remember it's just a tv show. UNTIL the government adds it to the invasion list. What the What! Canned goods, water, shot gun - check!

skimpymist said...

He used to be hilarious but after the oscar nom and the drugs to lose weight he tries too hard to be funny and at times looks spaced out. Everything he's done since snl has sucked oh and the movie where he played some guys son who lived in the middle of nowhere and some young thugs were holding the electricity hostage until they paid their due's and he was recruited as a drug dealer. Worst.Movie.Ever

rejectedcarebear said...

Haha yes goheels! I need me some dragonglass too!

Agent**It said...

Double tap and and E Meter.

FS said...

Yeah, the treadmill idea isn't mine. Saw a cartoon thingy posted on Facebook - Zombie Defense, Genius level - with treadmills all around a house. Laughed for days. :)

dragon said...

21 jump street was hilarious.

feraltart said...

My hubby and I are going to buy a small generator. Between my zombie obsession and discussion about Doomsday Preppers, we realized we were woefully unprepared if anything happened.

SilverOnyx said...

Actually, yes. Dragonglass=obsidian ;)

Ps I'm dying without that show on the air!!!! Rereading book 3 now.

Maja. With a J. said...

@bobbi_1025 - YEEEESSSS!!!! I have been counting the sleeps 'til the new season of SOA!!!

***

the other night, I was home alone with the dog. I was watching TV, and all of a sudden, she starts barking like crazy - she's not really a barker, she'll do it from time to time when she wants attention but she isn't super loud or anything. But she was barking like I'd never heard her bark before, and it was at something out back of the house. She ran to the back door, barkbarkbarkbark...ran around the living room and into the bedroom which also faces the backyard, barkbarkbarkbark - the fur on her back was standing straight up and she was going NUTS. I've never seen her act like that before. She was clearly defending the house against something or someone - but I didn't think "rapist" or "burglar".
My first thought was "ZOMBIES!!!".

yodelay said...

LoL, I don't understand Enty's taste in TV, but I'm on board with everything zombie.

Michonne!!!

Cornbread said...

Preparing for hurricane season in Florida is the equivalent of preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Have you seen how our people stock up on vienna sausage? Insane.

The Walking Dead...October 14th! Eeeek, I can't flippin' wait.

Cornbread said...

Also, I'm rooting for Christine on MasterChef. My mom is blind, and she has all her peeps at Lighthouse (non-profit agency for visually impaired) tuning in this season as well. Cannot wait for the finale!

Henriette said...

I spent last weekend with season two of The Walking Dead. It was heaven! I can hardly wait until October.

All about Eve said...

What was it??

Sherry said...

Okay while I have been waiting for this stupid page to queue up so I can ask what the hell zombies have to do with treadmills I totally screwed myself out of an oak titmouse going into a knot hole in Blanc Debris Manor. ZOMBIES don't exist but my ass will need to be up at 5AM to see that bird and it's
offspring greet the day. Damn you all to hell! That is some real good shit my friends!

Puggle Lovah said...

Me too! I can't wait for the reunion. I hope Caroline will finally get her ass handed to her, for being just as bad as Theresa. I want the Manzo "fambly" off my screen next season.

djphob said...

I hope a stationary bike will be as detrimental to zombies as a treadmill. Hell, I trip over mine almost daily.

Linnea said...

Second that Jonah Hill hate- I heard he made women cry on the set of 21 jump street.

Unknown said...

Was this a blind?

Unknown said...

Was this a blind?