Thursday, September 13, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Faked Pneumonia To Get Out Of Work


You would think that an actress who has had three acting jobs in the past two years other than acting in front of a judge or for her "boyfriends," would make an actress eager to work and the thought of appearing in a big budget movie would make most actresses ecstatic. But, this is Lindsay Lohan we are talking about here. The NY Post says that Lindsay saw the script for Scary Movie 5 and decided that it was not something she wanted to do because it made fun of her. So, she did what Lindsay does best other than stealing. Lindsay blew off meetings, missed flights, and even tried to get doctors to write her a note saying she was too sick to act. The producers threatened to sue her if she did not show up to work and because Lindsay always seems to come out smelling like a rose that has only been left on the ground for a few minutes and is perfectly capable of being passed to your date without her knowing it, the producers sent her a private jet which is what she probably wanted in the first place. Bet there is nothing left on the inside of the jet. Probably had someone meet her at the airport with a truck and a fence.

51 comments:

hotchacha said...

Yeah well, whose fault is it for actually hiring her for a movie?

goheels83 said...

Everyone knows to get out of work you have a migraine or lady problems!!!!!!! Those can always be better by the next day! It's amateur hour over here. Sheesh.

nolachickee said...

Everyone and everything attached to her name makes fun of her. Why would this occasion be any different? I just don't get why the producers of this film would fight so hard to get her to do it. What is wrong with them?

rejectedcarebear said...

I am shocked!!

surfer said...

^^^ Exactly. At this point, anyone who hires her gets what they deserve.

goheels83 said...

I should read the post before I comment. Didn't realize she missed multiple days of work (although, don't know why that would surprise me...).

shauniebear said...

This picture of her frightens me. And I love that the only big budget film she can land is one where she plays a parody of herself! Looks like her next stop is working on a corner somewhere selling bootlegs of her Lifetime "movie"...

bobbi_1025 said...

I think she's getting her punishment in the end though, she has to kiss Charlie Sheen.

evergrey said...

ditto @shauniebear - I just wanted to echo your comment about that picture. Is that for real?!?

It's grotesque -> she's grotesque!! Good lord - she's a freaking mess.

LizzardO said...

I hear Amanda Bynes is free for the movie.....

MISCH said...

Exactly they only have themselves to blame.

libby said...

People in Lilo-level denial are incapable of being self-deprecating.

She's doing GREAT!!! We're all just too jealous to accept it! We need to stop creating drama for her, by noticing her behavior, as do the cops!

Ms Cool said...

I'm guessing she doesn't really like to act and only does so because she likes to call herself an actress. Oh, that and she is an entitled, megalomaniacal, addicted fame whore.

Cathy said...

I honestly can't figure out if she's doing a duckface here, or if that's just what her lips do these days...

urban chaos said...

She looks horrifying- as for the producers? They are idiots.

goes in circles said...

Right, my first thought was how hideous she looks. She probs. thinks she looks sexaaay.

Frufra said...

Lilo obviously doesn't know the magic word - diarrhea. Works every time.

SusanB said...

No pity for the producers - they asked for it.

I had walking pneumonia once. I worked every 8 hour shift I had - didn't miss an hour. Of course, I didn't have to kiss Charlie Sheen - even with antibiotics, God only knows what kind of germs could be transmitted.

Roman Holiday said...

A truck and a fence LOL!!! Do they still call it fencing??

Lilo, go away please!!!!

anita_mark said...

Did anyone see her on Glee? She was beyond awful. She was supposed to be making fun of herself but it was so bad. You were so aware of this trainwreck crackhead on screen that you couldn't get past it.

@Frufra, I wanted to say thank you for some kind words you wrote to me in a post last week when I mentioned my dad. Thank you :)

selenakyle said...

Dumb. Effing. Cunt.

That is all.

Has she SEEN Tara Reid lately? Will she even LIVE another 9 years to get to Tara's (pathetic) stage in life?

Sad waste of everything.

Frufra said...

@anita - you're so very welcome. Hugs to you and your parents. May your mom bless you with many interesting shopping stories this week :-). My parents are coming to visit today - pray for me!

My mom had a humdinger of a story about getting thrown out of the bathroom at a National Park headquarters on 9/11. It was a classic!

auntliddy said...

she's sick alright.

Hazeldazel said...

Funny, I was feeling sorry for Charlie Sheen for having to kiss Lindsay!

Amber said...

Count me in for WTF is up with that picture. I couldn't even tell that was her.

Robert had a great idea in the Bynes post - put these two in jail together and film it. It could be a special edition of Lockup!

Kathleen said...

That photo is pure magic.

hunter said...

Agreed - she was AWFUL on Glee, Perez Hilton was better and they were playing THEMSELVES. She was really quite terrible and her line delivery was embarassing.

dia papaya said...

Producers are you listening....

Perfect Reality TV concept. LiLo and AmBy are forced to go to rehab together, prison together, other horribles places together. You could have guest stars like Michael Maden, Tara Reid, and Stallone's ex wife - Bridgette. Fun times!! The Simple Life - convict style. I guess Paris could even show up too and give advice about how to survive (cry nonstop) in prison.

On a scary note, Stallone was in my dream last night. I was telling him how much he meant to my dead father. We were distantly related... *terror eyes*

Wen said...

OMG Those lips. She looks awful.

whocaresnow12 said...

She missed the table read in which it was decided she would have to kiss Charlie Shern. Weeks later When she got the script and breakdowns for the next day of filming, she flipped and claimed she was so ill. It's in her contract that the only way she can be released from her contract is severe illness, but no doctor would confirm because then they would be held legally liable if the production company decided to contest the illness and contract.

jennifer hansen said...

i had walking pneumonia once when i was a kid and shit even i still went to school even though i could have easily made my symptoms seem worse than they were and stayed home for a few days. this loser is 3 years older than me yet she still acts like a 13 year old brat

discoflux said...

I don't even care about this trick anymore now that my dates in the crash pool have passed.

old ;ady said...

My granddaughter thought this was a picture of a scary Halloween mask.

old ;ady said...

My granddaughter thought this was a picture of a scary Halloween mask.

Amber said...

old ;ady - If your granddaughter decided to be that for Halloween, she'd surely be the scariest of the bunch ;)

Alicia said...

I have nothing to note on LL other than this photo may give me night shivers :(

Syko said...

@Cathy - I thought the same thing. GMTA

donner said...

Walking pneumonia...exhaustion...what was it she had the other day when they pounded her door down and called an ambulance? The only illness this chick has is thinking she's worth anything. That's a mental illness if there ever was one.

Those producers should have known better. Stunt casting isn't worth the hassle and that's all Blohan is anymore. No one thinks she's any good, she's a complete waste of air. And who is lining up to see Scary Movie 5 anyway, regardless of whos in it...I mean really...

Sherry said...

Oh sure, you'd see she missed the filming for an illness but there would be pictures of her partying her arse off the very next day. That's just what a dumbass, entitled biotch she is. You'd think she'd want the work..Twat!

Texshan said...

Y'all this is her take on Liz's famous photo, which is on the cover of her book "My Love Affair with Jewelry" (http://www.amazon.com/Elizabeth-Taylor-Love-Affair-Jewelry/dp/B000C4SO5C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1347560384&sr=8-1&keywords=my+love+affair+with+jewels).

Obviously, La Liz's photo is gorgeous and stunning. Lilo's is just pathetic and disturbing.

That's a good book, BTW. I have it and luuuuuurve it!

Mango said...

One of my brothers (who is a scientist/engineer and oblivious to all things Hollywood - for instance he calls Angelina Jolie, "Angelina Joline") asked me "what the hell happened to her? She looks about 40 years old!" He couldn't believe that she's not yet 27.

She had such promise but it looks like she's crossed that line of no return and what's really sad is that when they make a Lifetime movie about HER life, it really won't be interesting, just the same instances over and over: DUI's, car wrecks, charges of theft, public intoxication, and missed/late call times.

ljsmed said...

Ms Cool, totally agree! She does not want to work, act, promote, etc. She wants to be famous. That is all.

feraltart said...

What is walking pneumonia?

BubbleKitten said...

Hi everyone! Long time reader here, first time commenting! Her fingers freak me out the most. They look like gross Vienna sausages. I can't believe my first comment is about this trick...

anita_mark said...

@Frufra, I took my mom out shopping for a new cellphone last week. I tried to steer her towards the Seniors package one of the providers has. Nope, she bought a %#$&! iPhone. Her face lit up when she saw it. She's in Newfoundland for two weeks visiting her family and I'm getting weird, undecipherable one or two word texts.

old ;ady said...

@ Amber, No she was just scared of the picture and relates everything scary to Halloween. My Daughter had picked out a Bug costume which is cute. Right now she is going thru a Dancer and wants to wear pink or black all the time. Talked her into a new sundress today. At least its not pink or black.

cinephreak said...

ugh that was one of my all time favorite photos of Liz. Did she re-stage it? Or is this photoshop? Either way its horrible

Frufra said...

Anita, I came back to this thread because I was sure you'd have a mom story for me. I'm giggling thinking about those texts. Texting needs to be blocked for anyone over 60. And the Facebook; they should definitely not be on the Facebook either.

Selock said...

Good God, I knew that creepy photo must be Luz-inspired...how pathetic and sad. :(

Selock said...

LIZ - naturally...

Lelaina Pierce said...

Why do people keep hiring her? It's not really even that big of a joke of what a utter and complete f*** up she is. Why anyone expects different results is beyond me. You get what you pay for.

Do you think she looks in the mirror and says "Yep. I look GOOD."