You would think that an actress who has had three acting jobs in the past two years other than acting in front of a judge or for her "boyfriends," would make an actress eager to work and the thought of appearing in a big budget movie would make most actresses ecstatic. But, this is Lindsay Lohan we are talking about here. The NY Post says that Lindsay saw the script for Scary Movie 5 and decided that it was not something she wanted to do because it made fun of her. So, she did what Lindsay does best other than stealing. Lindsay blew off meetings, missed flights, and even tried to get doctors to write her a note saying she was too sick to act. The producers threatened to sue her if she did not show up to work and because Lindsay always seems to come out smelling like a rose that has only been left on the ground for a few minutes and is perfectly capable of being passed to your date without her knowing it, the producers sent her a private jet which is what she probably wanted in the first place. Bet there is nothing left on the inside of the jet. Probably had someone meet her at the airport with a truck and a fence.