This is why Lindsay Lohan will never move to New York. No one notices her there. Sure, she can drink there and she has had some spectacular photos taken of her there crawling on her knees after being at a club, but for the most part, the paps there leave her alone. She hates this. She needs and craves the attention. That is another one of her addictions. Yes, she has so many that she is forced to use her fingers and toes to count them all. For some reason yesterday, Lindsay decided to release a statement to Tom Cruise that she had no part in the Vanity Fair story. Umm, you were not mentioned in the story anywhere Lindsay. Never saw your name. Even Tom is not crazy enough to ever audition you to be a wife of his. Can you imagine? That would be the best reality show that has ever walked the earth. I say earth, because I'm hoping there is going to be a Real Housewives of some planet where there is life. Here is Lindsay's quote. "I just want everyone and Tom Cruise to know, that I have/had no part in the Vanity Fair story. Nor has anyone in my life, personal and work-related."
Obviously drunk when she Tweeted and hoping he can get her a role as a thank you. Not going to happen, but he will get her a free stress test.