Wednesday, September 12, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH former A-list actress embarrassed her B-list actor hubby when she got drunk and flirted with President Obama during a fundraiser? The blonde 50-something star was so tipsy that she actually planned to sing a rendition of Marilyn Monroe’s sultry “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” but her fuming husband threatened to dump her on the spot if she dared!

36 comments:

NernersHuman said...

Melanie Griffith?

Cleodacat said...

Goldie?

Cleodacat said...

Oops I guys Goldie's in her 60's.

rhinovodka said...

I like the Melanie guess.

ButterKwup said...

Gotta be Melanie. Goldie and Kurt aren't married. I like that Antonio is coming up with lame reasons to leave her. 'Don't wear those pants! I'll leave you.'
'Don't eat the last of the Cap'n Crunch! I'll leave you.'

Amber said...

Melanie is a fantastic guess. I can't believe she's only 55.

tealily said...

Is Melanie a former A-list to Antonio's B?

Barton Fink said...

Melanie is in her 50s and hosted fundraisers in 2011 and 2012. But ... after all her rehab, wouldn't someone in her social circle step up to prevent her from getting wasted at a highly public event? Does no one love her? Except Ryan O'Neill, that is.

Kari said...

I don't think Melanie is an A list actress.

Hendrix said...

I thought Melanie & Antonio were splitsville already? So sad that she's back on the sauce. She was sober for a long time.

Ruby Red said...

No way this is Melanie Griffith. She's not A List. I don't have another guess though.

Kara said...

Enty said "FORMER" A-list. Melanie isn't A-list now for sure, but at one time she was definitely A-list. "Working Girl" era, etc.

Sugar said...

Sarah Jessica Barker and Ferris Bueller?

Mhdz said...

@Barton Fink: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Good one.

I actually said that out loud.

whocaresnow12 said...

Bullshit

sherri dee said...

Sarah Jessica Parker hosted an Obama fundraiser at her house...

Ari said...

i think it's SJP

Kara said...

Sarah Jessica Parker is in her 40s, not 50s.

Rosemary Young said...

Just to be different: Jamie Lee Curtis? She's also a recovering alcoholic.
But really, I think it's Melanie.

@ButterKwup: LOL!

B said...

I say Melanie. She was definitely A list around the time of Working Girl.

NernersHuman said...

Yeah, Melanie is blonde,former A List, is in her 50's, known for substance abuse problems, and has an allegedly unstable marriage.

crila16 said...

Oh...I like the Melanie Griffith guess. I thought she was divorcing Antonia anyway...for all the cheating he's done.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

OMG...best blind item ever!! haha

Sadie said...

Jamie Lee Curtis is grey, not blonde. I agree with Malanie

anita_mark said...

That's just embarrassing. The husband may or may not be a dog but at least he stopped her from embarrassing herself.

SueRH said...

I don't think Matthew Broderick was home for SJP's fundraiser.

Hazeldazel said...

Goopie?

CanadianMiss said...

@suger
Please tell me that wasn't a typo, cause that made me giggle a little!

Mango said...

If Melanie was ever A List it was for all of 10 minutes, but I think it's her. We know she likes the bottle and she's a Marilyn Monroe wannabe - she's used that breathless MM voice in more than one movie.

Snakeoiler said...

I recently saw some Playboy pictures from the '70's in which Melanie Griffith posed, and she wasn't blond then. I thought it was interesting, just because I looked at Playboy from high school through most of college, from about 1977-1983, and I don't remember seeing her then or any mention of it when she hit it big.

Gabi said...

Melanie was A list back in the day and she also has Hollywood Royalty lineage...Antonio would be B list as all he's done lately is a cat voice over.

Lola said...

This story amuses me, whomever it is.

MrWolf said...

I dunno about flirting with Barack in front of Michelle. That woman looks like she could deliver a punch.

I think Melanie Griffith needs to go watch that Beyonce/Ali Larter movie or some thing.

Anna said...

I guess Kyra Sedgwick.

g.strathmore said...

@MrWolf, what about Michelle makes you think she could deliver a punch? Her slender arms? Or perhaps her J Crew wardrobe?

jaariel said...

All I can say is thank God this isn't me! Can you imagine trying to live this down? I think I'd die from embarrassment