Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Kristen Stewart at a New York premiere wearing a wig made of Robert Pattinson's hair.
Avril Lavigne lost any chance of ever being cool again with the whole Nickelback thing, so this is just pretentious, kind of like her music. Oh, and that is Kylie Jenner with her.
Lea Michele on the way to Jimmy Kimmel.
Megan Fox showing off her baby bump and without BAG attached at her hip.
Natalie Portman hits the beach with her son.
Oprah on the set of her new movie.
Prince William and Kate in Singapore looking at flowers and saying, "so nice," 200 times.
Britney Spears and Simon Cowell talk about his string of women he keeps on standby.
Apparently there are no men in the audience of The Talk.

56 comments:

IDoTheRobot said...

I hate to even say this but Kristen Stewart looks good there.

Megan Fox looks miserable.

Amber said...

Ahhhhhhhhhh! NP and her little boyyyyy! My uterus is ticking. So friggin cute. And how awesome does Britney look?!

IDoTheRobot said...

Isn't Britney supposed to do the dance to Psy- Gangnam Style on Ellen today? If you haven't seen that video, do yourself a favor and YouTube it right now.

rhinovodka said...

Strange picture of Natalie & her son.

Oprah can go away anytime.

Lynette said...

Megan Fox looks like she has choking marks on he neck, hope it's just a bad photo. She looks miserable.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Any man who goes to see The Talk instantly becomes a woman.

Poor William became the "unnattractive one"...

I don't care about them and wouldn't mind if they were mauled by wild rhinos, but didn't Avril date the Jenner girls older brother? Isn't that awkies? Can someone kick me in the ass for typing "awkies"? Please?

Topper Madison said...

I think that's the best Kristin Stewart has ever looked. She looks more emotional somehow. Scandal has apparently given her depth.

Sarah said...

That's the best I've seen Kristen look. Ever.

Britney looks good, too. As long as you're not looking too deeply into her eyes.

Megan always looks deeply unhappy. And inflated.

goes in circles said...

OT
But did you all hear that NBC did not show/take a moment of silence today, but instead continued their interview of...don't vomit...Kris Jenner?

And yeah, Kristen looks fab.

Avril ...I frackin' can't stand her and this pic is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Amber said...

goes in circles - NO! That's it. KJ is clearly the new Chairman of the Illuminati.

goes in circles said...

I read it on Huff Post.
NBC really needs to pull it together.

NapAssasin said...

Nothing makes you try a little harder than getting dumped, even if you caused the breakup. KStew does look good. I LOVE that NP lets Aleph experience the world with just a hat on for protection. Way to not be overprotective!. Nekkid babies always give me the giggles!

Sugar said...

Is Natalie's son turning into the white swan?
Kristen Stewart actually does look good there.
And Avril will NEVER be cool. She needs to grow the hell up and stop it with all that pseudo punk nonsense. Even Kylie seems embarrassed and look where she comes from!

skimpymist said...

Kristen's been looking good. Being a mistress "does a body good"

figgy said...

@Sugar you beat me to it--yes even Kylie Jenner looks embarrassed and THAT is saying something. There are so many things wrong with Avril Lavigne here that I lost count.

No way, the day Prince William is "unattractive" is the day pigs fly. But then, I love both brothers.

Ingrid Superstar said...

NBC is desperate for ratings and trying to engender a "Network"-style "Mad-as-Hell" moment in one of their employees.

EmEyeKay said...

@Ingrid... consider yourself kicked! Also, I remember when William was the cute one. Weird how they switched.

Lea M. drives me nuts but her LEGS! She looks superhot in that dress.

Agreed, Avril was never cool. Never.

Kristen looks hot, too.

Roman Holiday said...

I don't know why but the women from the Talk or whatever it is called annoy the shit out of me!

kristin said...

meh Kristen looks skinny, thats all.

smashbash said...

Agree with all above. Kristen Looks pretty. She is growing into her face and the makeup is perfect.

Love neeiked babies on the beach. My cousins were little neeiked babies until 4 or 5. It is so freeing to be naked in the water!

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Mojees said...

I am going to jump on the Kristen looks great bandwagon too.

Normally she looks douchey and pissed off – even on the red carpet- but she looks awesome here.

I am totally into the “man-style” stuff when chicks wear it. I think it looks super sexy. I even rocked a tricked out tux for my prom (it was more of a lady’s pants suit, but whatever. The most important thing was the top hat and cane).

WeeRamekin said...

Avril looks like skrillex

katsm0711 said...

I don't giggle. I wonder what the mom will do with the pile of shit it leaves if the baby has to take a dump while it's being all cute and naked in public. Will it float in the ocean right up to where I'm swimming?

Jolene Jolene said...

I WANT KRISTEN'S OUTFIT. NOW.

NapAssasin said...

HAHAHAHAHA! As the mother of a two year old that's even funnier!

Kelsey said...

wow Avril. The Skrillex haircut, really? You're 28.

And she used to date Brody Jenner?!! WHAT

msgirl said...

Aleph is adorable! I love that he's naked but has the hat.

Redheat said...

I have to agree with all..Kirsten looks very good and LOVE the outfit.

Natalie's son is a cutie but sunburned hinney is no fun, cover the boy's parts up!

califblondy said...

I've never liked naker babies at the beach. Portman's kid looks like he's got a burn already.

Lea looks hot here. Love the whole thing from head to toe.

Kristen looks pretty good for her.

Ice Angel said...

What you likely see just under Nat's baby's bottom is redness from the diaper elastic or clothing. He looks so happy and free in the breeze and I just love that!!! Too stinkin cute!

anita_mark said...

That picture of Avril is embarrassing for her. All I can think of is Amy Poehler playing Avril Lavigne screaming, "I'm punk, huh!" and doing that pose.

Oh Lea! Wow. She's a sparkly goddess.

Not to be sexist (but I'm gonna be) but a man at The Talk is like seeing a man carrying his wife/girlfriend's purse. Emasculating. Tell your woman you will meet her later, she can do this on her own!

Have you been to Singapore? Everything is "so nice." Except the weather.

peelerbill said...

Avril Lavigne looks like shit.

rejectedcarebear said...

Kristin looks good and I also need her outfit.

I do not like you, Avril. Not one bit.

PugsterMom said...

Haha! Avrex!

auntliddy said...

No! I like it!!!!!

Brenda L said...

So what's next? Avril doing dubstep?

Nina Roux said...

YOU GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT.
KStew wanted out of Snow White and the Huntsman. She wanted to make the transition to being seen as a woman. And while I've always seen the "affair" as a ploy, it wasn't until I saw this hot pic of her that I realized why. Girl's a woman now. And the scandal means she gets out of a contract. Pretty sure I'm right about this.
Still not sure if KS and RP were ever actually a couple...

dia papaya said...

Kristen looks Hot! Hot! Hot! I love her in that outfit. I think she's finally coming into her own.

I love you Mama Oprah. I never got to jump on your couch :(

What is the deal with these long sleeved cocktail dresses (Lea)? The arms are as long as the skirt! I don't understand...

CamColty said...

Boo avril. You have the worst style.

Hazeldazel said...

Poor Megan looks so miserable without BAG telling her what to do...

Sadie Goes Electric said...

that horse dance kills me... too funny.

ac said...

@WeeRamekin-you took the words right out of my mouth. Skrillex...

RenoBlondee said...

Agree Kristen looks super hot there.
Lea looks great too.
I have never taken my babies to the beach or a pool naked. First of all, accidents are bound to happen. Second, there are sick people out there.

Mooshki said...

"Cool again?" When was Avril ever cool in the first place?

All about Eve said...

Hahaha! I thought the same katsm0711!

car54 said...

Britney did dance on Ellen but her skirt was too tight to really give it a go.

She was kind of amazingly composed and Simon did a lot of the talking--when she did speak it just didn't seem like her, but she looked beautiful.

Dani said...

You have no idea...

curlyhairslacker said...

I think Kristen looks good because she has some color. As a fair person, I bet pics with all those flashes would make me appear more white than I really am in real life., if that makes sense?!

Wow, poor Kylie does look embarrassed, rightfully so. Go away, Avril. And take Nickelback dude with you.

I like Britney's red dress, she looks very pretty.

Beth said...

Kristen looks good because she looks comfortable. She's not in some age-inappropriate gown and sneakers.

Natalie's bikini top looks too small and too high up, like it's for a smaller person.

Agent**it said...

@Ingrid very funny:)

eris hilton said...

That photo of Natalie Portman and her son melted my cold, cold heart just now.

yodelay said...

Kristen = Avril on the coolness scale

E Gee Be said...

Really, califblondie? You don't like babies at the beach? That's like saying you don't like unicorns under a rainbow!
I understand not enjoying a properly attended to or sunscreened child, but a beach baby is the best combo - all that sand to eat , explore and fall down on, all that fresh air to make them tired...every baby I know loves the beach

Margaux said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Look at that babby tummy!

Poor Avril - it would be hard being stuck creatively and professionally at 15 years old.

Gabi said...

Go Kirsten, best revenge on all the haters is looking fab....and the last 2 outings you have looked amazing!