Monday, September 17, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Actress & The Minister

What do you do when you have an actress who is so completely head over heels about what her pastor says that she really does believe it is her Christian duty to have sex with him even though she is married. She also believes him when he tells her the need to keep it secret from everyone because people outside the church, including his wife would not really understand how they were doing the Lord's work. His problem though is that he told his last mistress the same thing and when she caught the two of them having sex has started to spread the rumors through their church. What was something quiet has grown into way more for this former B list television actress who still has a big name despite not acting very much anymore. Her husband probably wouldn't care even if he does know which is not known. He is a much bigger star in a way than his actress wife was not and he has what he likes to call vacation sex. He has groupies and spends time with them a few times a year and lives a life he is forced to give up when with his wife.

58 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I got nothing.

~V~ said...

Candace Cameron Bure?

HaterBaby said...

Rick Warren? Patricia Heaton? Maybe Angie Harmon or Mariska Hargitay?

Mary Stewart-McGovern said...

Connie Sellecca's a born-again Christian and married to John Tesh. Wait, does John Tesh have groupies?

Jennifer H. said...

Lisa Welchel's on "Survivor," which starts Wednesday.

Hmm, gotsta think...

Jennifer H. said...

Oh, husband's a bigger star...I have no idea.

g.strathmore said...

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr? I heard he's a TV producer now. Maybe he has wannabe starlets trying to sleep with him for a part?

Agent**it said...

I'm wondering if the husband is a famous athlete?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

The Connie Selleca/John Tesh answer works. Sounds like the husband is a musician who is more famous than his wife who used to be in television.

Mary Stewart-McGovern said...

Just googled John Tesh and apparently he does concert/cruises on the Queen Mary. If it is Connie, then, the pastor is Louis Lapides.

Cryscee said...

Why would someone really think that's OK?? I mean come on... She is obviously convincing herself it's OK.

Amber said...

Oh, wow. That's some cult leader stuff right there. How as an adult does she buy that??? Or maybe she's convinced herself it's God's work, because really she just wants to give up the booty behind her husband's back?

NernersHuman said...

Patricia Heath, Mariska Hargitay, and Angie Harmon are still actively working.

*karen* said...

Patricia Heaton is Catholic, so she wouldn't have a married pastor.

Jenni said...

Angie Harmon attends my church back home. Seriously doubt it's her unless she attends another church when filming.

CJ said...

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie? Vacation sex referring to NHL lockout & players not doing anything right now?

Patty said...

Husband is either a musician or an athelete. Groupies, mmmmm??

beguessin said...

Paiseley

mikey said...

A much bigger star in a way? He's a pro athlete. I like the guess above - Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie. Who else is married to an athlete?

Jennifer H. said...

I like the John and Connie guess the most so far.

Roma Downey is marries to Mark Burnett. He definitely gets away for potential "vacation sex," and being a succesful producer/show creator (Survivor), probably has plenty of willing groupies.

lostathome said...

OH HOW I WISH THIS WAS KELLY PRESTON.

Basil said...

I like the John and Connie guess, but would John Tesh really be considered bigger than Connie Sellaca? I know she hasn't done much for awhile, but I would rate her higher than him.

Grey said...

Jen Garner and Ben Affleck?

Elizabeth said...

I would love this to be Elisabeth Hasselbeck, HAR!

Mark said...

If this an old blind I want it to be a one man answer - Flip Wilson, Geraldine, and Rev. Leroy from the Church of What's Happening Now!

surfer said...

Mike Comrie "retired" long before the lockout, so I highly doubt it's him. Connie and John sound like a great guess.

Sarah said...

I like the Brad Paisley guess. Kimberly Williams is not as big of a star as he.

SilverOnyx said...

Umm who is connie sellecca?? I like the candace Cameron bure guess the best.

BreeB714 said...

Kelly and John Travolta

Agent**It said...

Candace Bure , husband is a famed Russian hockey player and the minister is Ray Comfort.

~V~ @10:17.. just an elaboration from that guess.

NYCGirl said...

Ray Comfort?!

Topper Madison said...

I would put Connie Selleca definitely as A-list back in the day. I loved her. Her and Stephanie Powers. I even had Stephanie's "Hart to Hart" haircut. Someone write them a "Kate and Allie" meets "Murder She Wrote" show. I'd totally watch that!

Sorry...digressing into my 12-year-old self for a minute.

Agent**It said...

I'm not kidding, "Comfort":)

crazycatladyx6 said...

McSteamy & Rebecca?

CopperBunny said...

Ashley Judd and her husband? I can't remember his name but isn't he a race care driver....??

Sugar said...

Robin Givens? It's not much but tis alls I got!

Topper Madison said...

@Agent**it I think you've nailed it. (Pun intended.)

Cecilia00 said...

Candace Bure still works. She is a regular on Make It Or Break It

Frufra said...

I like the Flip Wilson guess - good one, Mark :-).

AKM said...

"Although she and her family attend a Presbyterian Church, Heaton says she is still a Catholic."

Whether she says she's still a Catholic or not, she's going to a Protestant church...that could have a married minister.

g.strathmore said...

I'm with Amber. Wouldn't you be completely repelled if your MARRIED minister started hitting on you? Wouldn't that...I don't know...shake your faith just a little?

Sherry said...

Mark: Amen brutha!

Kisha said...

Roma Downey/Mark Burnett, and that creepy televangelist they were hanging out with.

All about Eve said...

No idea on this one but I'll go with the Connie and John Tesh guess even though I had to google them

AndyCane said...

Totally Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams. Enty specifically mentions groupies which has to mean the husband's a musician

AndyCane said...

Totally Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams. Enty specifically mentions groupies which has to mean the husband's a musician

shakey said...

Killer has groupies?

MrWolf said...

Heather Locklear and the Bon Jovi dude? She's got a pretty big name and doesn't act much anymore. He seems like he'd still have groupies.

whocaresnow12 said...

Candace Cameron Bure still acts regularly.

SilverOnyx said...

FYI the show candace was on was canceled, so I don't consider that "working regularly." Plus, it says she's not acting much, not that she isn't acting at all.

fancyscreenname said...

HA! ;-)

ureallyannoyme said...

Tough one. Lot's of good possibilities; the only one that got me excited was Lisa Whelchel, but I agree that it couldn't be her.

This feels like one of the evangelical, accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour, attend services twice on Sundays and again on Wednesdays types of religions where the Pastor (not minister or reverend) is a celebrity in his church.

warmislandsun said...

I can see John Tesh having cruise ship groupies. I think he and his wife are the best guess. And even if he is working on the cruise, it is still vacation sex for someone.

Kassandra said...

Isn't anyone else interested in the very last part of the blind...

"...and lives a life he is forced to give up when with his wife."

That sounds to me like perhaps the husband is a closet homosexual, and the groupies he has vacation sex with are men.

I like the Connie Selleca/John Tesh guess for this.

John Tesh being a closet homosexual might make for some not-so-great sex (i recall that they actually did not have sex with each other until after they were married), which might explain why Connie would be open to having sex with the Pastor (besides the lame excuse that it's "God's work).

Rowan said...

John Tesh has a radio show on contemporary radio stations.

J said...

Louis Lapides???? He could't be a bigger dork. Wow. He must have UNBELIEVABLE powers of persuasion.
I'm thinking hypnotism.

Laura M said...

Man, talk about being meant for each other those two...

Caitlin Costanzo said...

She's def not an actress but what about Kris KarTRASHian?
She just started a church, didn't she?