Saturday, October 13, 2012

Blind Item #1

This former A list Disney tweener is in negotiations to star in a porn. She would be the first Disney star to do so. She says it is soft porn, and that it is just a movie with sex in it. Actually it is a sex movie with some lines in it. She was forced to resort to this because guys are not paying her as much as they used to. Her circle of buyers have all moved on to the next new thing. It was either this movie or starting to charge by the hour. She refuses to get a real job because with her drug habit she can't afford to.

54 comments:

CamColty said...

Li ho

KT said...

Automatic Linds Train

MISCH said...

considering she's supporting her mom and sibs and the drugs it's hard for me to figure how much money she goes through...one thing I do know it's getting harder and harder for her to keep it up...
and yes LiLo

T. E. Cuz said...

someone help lindsay lohan :(

seaward said...

Def Lindsay. Is the movie the one with James Deen?
Sometimes I get pissed to think that with all her money problems, she still has more money than I will ever have.

Sarah said...

It's clearly Lindsey but doesn't feel right to me. Monet Monaco might fit were it not for the former A list bit.

FlirtyChick74 said...

She should just work at the bunny ranch. She could make more money and be a featured attraction or whatever.

auntliddy said...

Whiever it is, someone help her please!

Alma said...

Justin Bieber. Yay! I got one.

B. Profane said...

I don't think it's Lohan. She only did one movie for Disney. Her porn film is already done and being teased.

katsm0711 said...

Lindsay would be better off as a scientologist

MAC said...

Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Herbie are all Disney. Plus I think there were some TV movies for Disney

Cee Kay said...

Definitely seems like a LiLo thing. But I feel like Enty would have labelled this blind Easy, Easy Easy if it was her. Having said that, I've got nothing.

seaward said...

The Parent Trap, Life Size, Get A Clue, Freaky Friday, Herbie Fully Loaded. All Disney movies.

chopchop said...

Was Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen a Disney film too?

MISCH said...

I wonder how much money she made and pissed away.

donner said...

I think we all saw blow an heading for a porn career. They'll have to test her, tho and if she comes up with any communicable diseases, they'll shut her down, At this point, I'd think she probably had a few...

Good luck, Lilo....stay classy...

Vicky said...

Adrienne Baillon.

hunter said...

I kinda don't think this one is LiLo.

brittiany said...

What about Adrienne Balion?

Frufra said...

What about one of them Cheetah Girls? brittiany, is Adrienne Balion from the CG?

brittiany said...

The daily mail has a pic of Balion flashing her undies on their site. So... yeah it's her.

ginr said...

Lindsay already made one of these... it was called "I Know Who Killed Me."

Char said...

Adrienne Balion.

msgirl said...

I never heard of Balion, what about Vanessa?

detown359 said...

I too thought Adrienne Bailon. She did just have a reality show but I don't know how well that went or if she has a drug problem.

Opie said...

It's the Adrianne chick who already gets passed around at parties and was Rob Kardashian's GF. So about the same thing.

coolranchdoritos said...

I agree. Don't think this is Lindsay. However I'm not as good at this as you guys - i don't have a guess I think is potentially correct.

Man these Disney kids are all crazy. Did anyone turn out normal? What's "The Party" from MMC up to nowadays?

hunter said...

Yessss..... you guys are so good. Adrienne Bailon FTW

Maximus said...

Looked up with Adrienne Bailon chick...definitely her. And that see thru clothing line earlier this year? Precursor to porn.

Cecilia00 said...

Was Adrienne Bailon ever A list? Maybe B, but A?

chachi said...

Ha! @Katsm0 - totally agree! The ONE case where a human being would actually be BETTER OFF adopting scientology. She could pour all her circular, manic thinking into ideas about Xenu and Thetans, and if she got off track, she could go stay in 'the hole' for awhile - at least she wouldn't be frying her brain on the bad stuff...actually, as I write this, I'm kinda changing my mind...maybe scientology IS as bad as being a cranked-out whore. Hmmmmm...food for thought.

Kim's World said...

I would say Addriene is former A because cheetah girls were very popular.

CrazyCatLady said...

I don't know who Monet Monaco is, but that is an awesome stripper name!

VIPblonde said...

Agreed!

Samantha said...

Vanessa Hudgens was the only person I was thinking of while reading this

Sarah said...

Whoops, Monico. Still stands though!

Lee Tanner said...

That's who popped into my head as well. I'm on board with this guess.

Angela said...

Not Lindsay Lohan. She's not desperate up to the point of charging by the hour and even if her next movie project doesn't sound great, it has a prestigious pedigree with director Paul Schrader and screnwriter Bret Easton Ellis, guys you can't confuse with porn kings.

The BI subject is basically a former Disney tweener who was A-list as such (while Lohan had only little involvement with Disney outside of The Tender Trap and Herbie Fully Loaded), who's now forced to have "protectors" to make a living and who's starting to be forgotten ("guys are not paying her as much as they used to"). Baillon, given all the innuendos over the years, is a great guess.

Jade Knickerboxers said...

That Monet girl was on Dr Phil, she was a tween singer, not bad either. Shes a heroin addict thats homeless and they were trying to get her into rehab, don't remember if she went or not. I had never heard of her, but my daughter remembered her from one of those disney shows.

Either way, very sad.

T. E. Cuz said...

agree with kat and chachi - lindsay would benefit from sci'logy. they'd get her off the drugs and make a great PR campaign... lindsay, do that.

B said...

Shouldn't former A list be someone that everyone has heard of, though? The name Adrienne Bailon is completely unknown to me and I've been on multiple gossip sites daily for many years. Only just barely remember hearing of the cheetah girls.

Sunny said...

I'm with Miss Samantha on the Vanessa Hudgens guess. I think she would be more A list tweener than Adrienne, especially with the High School Musical empire
(yes, empire. You read that correctly)
:)

Basil said...

Whomever this is, she isn't doing it because she will be getting a big paycheque for doing porn. Most porn stars don't get that much per movie, even if they were child actors at one point. But a porn role boosts their hourly/daily/weekly fee for escorting or other ventures.

This isn't quite the same, but remember Chris Crocker? Doing bareback porn now, which means he is also escorting.

Aoife said...

I'm not as good as you guys are but I don't think this is LiLo. Did her benefactor drop her?

I saw a picture of Vanessa Hudgens the other day and thought she looked horrible. She was also all covered up which struck me as odd given her age. Back in the day if you saw someone all covered up out of season or inappropriately you'd look for tracks but I digress.

I had to Google Chris Crocker. Had no idea he was the leave Britney alone guy. SMDH.

I never heard of Adrienne Balion.

It's to the point now that anyone who puts their kid in Disney's hands should be reported to child services.

Ellen said...

I thought that when I read it, too

Marie said...

Lindsay can't afford Scientology, and even if she is considering porn it's not going to solve her (ad her family's) money problems.

Who wants to see those saggy 'ol titties?

Ellen said...

I think an a list tweener can be someone adults without kids haven't heard of because i interpret them as being a list for a tween audience. I think Vanessa hudgens and Lindsay Lohan are still too popular to be at this point. If Tara Ried cam still get benefactors, then Vanessa and Lindsay can too. I think it has to be someone who doesn't get papped anymore, like Adrienne Balion.

noseygal48 said...

Doubt it Adrienne. On her reality show she freaked out telling her parents he was auditioning for a role as a lesbian do u highly doubt she would do a full blown porn!!!

All about Eve said...

I just watched her reality show and she came our with a line of nail polish and she was recording stuff with Ne Yo, don't think it's her

geminigirl789 said...

Bailon is also set to appear in three films by the end of 2012; I'm In Love With a Church Girl, The Coalition, and Elixer, all of which are in post-production status. She also has a reality show on the Style network that premiered in June 2012 called Empire Girls.
Doesn't seem to fit with this blind.

Mango said...

Annette Funicello.

Count Jerkula said...

I am a solid "Meh" if it is the Bailon broad. Cookie cutter skeezer, nothing special. I'd watch her first scene, for the novelty, but unless she does some ass to mouth or S&M scenes for Kink.com, I'm not interested.

My guess is that Disney is a front for high dollar pedo escorts. Every broad that comes out of there seems to be a damaged drug addict. Something must be causing them to break, and mommy and daddy letting them get keistered at 11 for a paycheck is what I'm guessing the reason is. Oh, and how many of the grown up Disney boys seem like the are at least switch hitters?

PR Princess said...

Ditto on "The Party" MMC!!!! I loved them and had the cassette. Damien was my fave. Where are they now?