Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Chad Johnson Is Dating Again

The world is a crazy place. No matter how much you beat your girlfriends or your wives, apparently if you are famous enough, you can get a date. Chad Johnson was spotted out on a date with A.J. Johnson. Yeah, I know, I had to look her up too. She was in House Party. That was like 30 years ago. She is also approaching 50, so maybe Chad figures if he dates older women they won't mind so much being cheated on everyday or getting beaten if they question him about it. Why would you date him? He is a washed up football player who probably has not been saving his money because he always thought he would save the money from his next contract and now realizes he probably won't get another contract. No network should hire him because he is a wife beater. So, that leaves him with what? Spending the next 50 years retired, wishing how he could have changed things and staring down at the tattoo he got of his ex-wife?

22 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Ha I watched House Party this weekend, classic movie.

auntliddy said...

A life gone haywire. Some jerky girl will date him, for reasons most of us normal people will never understand.

figgy said...

Please, if you're famous enough you can KILL your wife and still find women to date you. To wit: Petersons (1 in California, 1 in Chicago--just convicted yay), Simpson, etc.

shauniebear said...

He'll always be able to find some attention starved Twitter hooker to sleep with...

Cathy said...

I just wish that he and Chris Brown would date EACH OTHER, so that then they would both get what they deserve.

DewieTheBear said...

I'd date Chad Johnson before I would date, for example, Mickey Rourke. I mean, if one must be a fameball, at least be a fameball with standards. At least Johnson is young, in good shape and good-looking.

S.joy said...

I thought she was married to Michael Jail White... maybe she's his fitness coach? (wishful thinkin, I know)

S.joy said...

I thought she was married to Michael Jail White... maybe she's his fitness coach? (wishful thinkin, I know)

S.joy said...

*Jai White, not Jail lol... stupid phone

SusanB said...

I will never be old enough or desperate enough to tolerate a man cheating on me or beating me.

Yeah, I remember House Party - that was a good movie!

SueRH said...

Hey Dewie - How about setting some standards and just dating NO abusive men?

hollywood dime said...

they aren't dating. don't believe the hype.

Nope said...

Why would an older woman be "more accepting" of being cheated on or beaten? Icky statement there.

Brenda L said...

@S.joy....you may have psychic powers...maybe "Jail" is in that guy's future.

auntliddy said...

Ugh, the two if them just made me throw up in my mouth a little! Gross?

g.strathmore said...

Michael Jai White is married to a doctor.

pilly said...

Wait. Doesn't a tattoo mean TRUE LOVE?!?!?!!

Caitlin Costanzo said...

I know that there is never ANY excuse for a man to lay his hands on a woman (unless he is about to be murdered lol)
But have any of you ever seen the way that Evelyn acts?! She is an absolute animal!

nevermindthat said...

He ain't gonna be kicking AJ's ass. She may be close to 50 but her body is hotter than most 20 year olds and she's a tough cookie.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Why do you care who he dates? So what yawnn..what is he supposed to do not date?

Cee Kay said...

@Worst - The point of this post is not who he dates, but who would date him. And the answer is...no one with a shred of self-respect.

Bubbles said...

Considering they have the same last name, Johnson, has it ocurred to anyone that they're related? I know it's a common name, but it's not impossible.

Besides, she's also a life coach, so she's probably helping him get his shit together. And she was in the John Singleton film "Baby Boy" for something more recent.