Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas is having their anniversary bash in a few weeks and Heidi Montag is going to be the headliner. Yes, it is a strip club. Yes, Heidi has massive fake breasts. No, Heidi will not be getting undressed. Yes, Spencer will be there. Yes, I did just throw up a little in my mouth. Yes, someone is actually paying her and they are paying her $25K. That is them throwing out the largest number they can think of and knowing they will have to go lower and the company actually saying yes. $25K is what they were getting when they were on The Hills and were actually well known. Now, they would be lucky to get $500 and free valet parking at a new Denny's opening. I hope this does not represent the start of a comeback. Oh, I know, I know. Something even worse. Heidi back in the recording studio.