Friday, October 12, 2012

Joe Giudice's Latest Mistress Is A College Student

The thing that makes this Joe Giudice cheating story so interesting is that dazed and confused look on his face during part two of the reunion show where he has no idea what anyone is talking about when they list the people he has cheated on Teresa with. He probably thought he would get away with it again and not get caught when he hooked up with this 25 year old college student from Caldwell College. One of the downsides to fame though is being recognized and he was and photos were taken and the next thing you know, Joe probably has some more jewelry to buy and to pay for from his "job" which is where he supposedly met this latest mistress. According to The Enquirer, they believe this is also the woman he called baby when Teresa overheard and then Joe said it was a worker who did not speak English and called his wife a c and a b**ch. Ahhh, true love. Guess Joe is just trying to pack as much in before he heads off to jail.

23 comments:

Roman Holiday said...

Who the hell would go for him? Just eeeeewwwwwww.........

T. E. Cuz said...

you can get sooo much better, age-appropriate tail, at college... get it together, girl.

AngusParvo said...

Please fix the ad issues, this is getting close to intolerable. Thanks.

Mari said...

Saw them on one of the tabliod magazines this week. I thought it was the new issue of Paleo Archaeology. Not a very aware looking duo.

SueRH said...

I know, I have to load the page, walk away for five minutes and then come back because without the waiting period, I can't scroll down because all of the ads are loading.

__-__=__ said...

Get a grip people! Jeeez!!

Please don't let there be a sex tape! My skin is still crawling from reading about Hulk's. Geezer porn is never pretty.

ljsmed said...

Ok, I hate to admit this but I watch this garbage. Well, up until the reunion that is. I could not stand two minutes of it, these people, all of them, are disgusting. It used to be a guilty pleasure but now it just makes me cringe. I can't believe people would ever go on national television and act like this. It's gross, and the fact that they all have kids makes it so much worse.
AND anyone who would hook up with this blob of nasty has some major issues, gross!!!

dirtydisher said...

I agree the ads are so bad, it's a chore to see this place. You have to love it to fight the ads everyday. It's just awful.

Groovy said...

GET A FUCKING AD BLOCKER YOU MORONS.

lokimonster said...

Hahahahaha!! My thoughts exactly, Groovy. Ad blocker, what a concept!!!

Robert said...

This latest reunion show is an affront to my self-respect, but I can't not watch it! I find myself yelling at the television like some senile geezer when "Tre" contradicts herself in the same sentence or denies things happening that were filmed for the show. And Juicy Joe looks as swollen as William Shatner. Somebody hit that?

violet said...

Groovy you are mean.

old ;ady said...

Can't wait until he is in prison and someone is making sex tapes of him and Bubba. Since he is so short he will be the female. Picture him in makeup and women's clothing. Maybe, his wife can buy his new outfits for him.

Mango said...

He must have a dick like a magic wand because I can't imagine a college student hooking up with him because of his scintillating conversation. He is so basic that he really does grunt when he talks.

@Groovy - Some people following this blog are at work and can't download anything to their computers but I'm sure they appreciate the name calling. Have a swell day.

violet said...

Mango - that's exactly it. Thank you :)

katsm0711 said...

Yeah I know it's a gossip site but I've slept with guys WAY worse than Juicy and yeah I'd probably do Juicy too. One guy was humongous like 6 feet tall, still way over 300 pounds but I couldn't really tell bc he wore very big clothes. When we were about to... He warns me that he just had gastric bypass surgery which means he passes gas involuntarily a lot. I'm like oh it's ok I just hope you're healthy blah blah. Yeah. It was bad. I could only wish I had Juicy that night.

Susan said...

Yous guys, all the computer logistics talk is such a buzz kill.

The whole RHNJ reunion is making me lose my mind. These people are totally insane. I can't wait to see the husbands. I know most people hate on Theresa, but I find something about her endearing. Or, maybe the way the evil elves at Bravo edit this shit just makes me root for her. Her and Juicy must have an arrangement. Or, chances are, she and Joe were raised in families in which divorce is just not done. I'm a lifelong Jersey girl from an Italian/Catholic family, and I can totally see that happening. I mean Theresa is stupid but she's not THAT stupid. She's probably the most successful housewife next to Betheny and Nene.

Susan said...

OMG. katsm0711 - your post has me peeing my pants. THAT is hysterical. Oh, the shame!

katsm0711 said...

Thanks @susan. I sacrificed using my real pic for making u laugh :)

g.strathmore said...

Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

1Jazzimom said...

Lol!!!!!

keokuk said...

Who the hell would want to fuck this cro-mag!?

Lelaina Pierce said...

I think all these women are HORRIBLE people. I occasionally catch up on the Housewife gossip on Stoopid Housewives and am always floored at the number of Tre defenders. Tre has an image to uphold now that she has built her empire (also mind boggling, considering the woman can barely speak English), so it's not surprising she'd defend her husband. Watching that old troll try and defend that phone call that was ON CAMERA was hilarious.