Crazy Days and Nights: Joran Van Der Sloot Gets A Woman Pregnant

Monday, October 08, 2012

Joran Van Der Sloot Gets A Woman Pregnant

How desperate for money are you that you are willing to have unprotected sex with inmates in a Peruvian jail? Now, add to that you are having unprotected sex with a guy who has killed at least two women and probably more. A Dutch newspaper is reporting that Joran Van der Sloot, who is serving a 28 year sentence for murdering a Peruvian woman has managed to get another Peruvian woman pregnant. There is probably some strange law in the country that will get him out of jail early now so he can support the woman. Of course then he would be extradited to the US so that would be a good thing. Obviously the Peruvian prison system is not that horrible if you can find the time to have sex with women.

29 comments:

spacecowboy78 said...: In many South and Central American countries, prison is as good or bad for an individual as they can afford to pay.; 7:35 AM
Anonymous said...: If I was Natalie Holloway's mom I would have paid someone under the table to have an inmate kill him in jail.; 7:36 AM
a non a miss said...: Ted Bundy got married and had a child while he was on death row (I went thru a serial killer phase during HS and now I'm filled with useless information about evil people); 7:36 AM
FSP said...: Damn...I can't get laid out of jail!; 7:40 AM
Anonymous said...: They don't have this problem in the Judge Dredd universe.; 7:40 AM
Silly Girl said...: Ted Bundy has a kid?!?! I didn't know that!! But with this story, how come a prisoner is in a position to have sex with someone? How does this happen? Seriously, this is allowed?!?; 7:46 AM
Hammer_Girl said...: In the phillipines you can move your whole family into prison with you for the right price.; 7:47 AM
Cathy said...: WTF is wrong with people??; 7:48 AM
Jason said...: I was hoping he'd be having lots of sex in prison, but I wanted it to be with another inmate and not consensual.; 7:54 AM
Ashlea said...: Why is this idiot allowed to live and breathe? I was banking on him getting shanked it that jail. Instead he's knocking up natives. His sociopath genes will be passed on. Shudder.; 7:55 AM
OKay said...: Uh, here in North America inmates can have sex too. Ever hear of conjugal visits? Well what do you suppose "conjugal" means?; 8:05 AM
Silly Girl said...: Cee, I thought that was only if they are married.; 8:09 AM
skimpymist said...: A real twist would be if the woman was related to the girl he murdered.; 8:13 AM
Mama June said...: Ashlea, I agree. In cases like this, I vote for mandatory vasectomy-I find it appalling that this a**hole gets conjugal visits! His seed does not need to be spread.; 8:27 AM
Paisley said...: My local paper said that if he is the father of the baby and/or marries this woman, he could become a Peruvian citizen and they wouldn't be able to extradite him to the US.; 8:35 AM
hunter said...: So much wow here. Ted Bundy had a baby? You can move your family into a Filipino prison?

Who knew?; 8:37 AM
Tali said...: As I understood it, having a child with a Peruvian woman would give him Peruvian citizenship which would mean that Peru would no longer have to extradite him to the U.S.; 8:38 AM
Tali said...: @Paisley you beat me to it ;-); 8:39 AM
Maximus said...: Foul; 8:46 AM
figgy said...: He needs not a vasectomy (too neat and painless) but rather his balls cut off completely with a dull knife.; 8:59 AM
g.strathmore said...: Just when I thought I couldn't despise this scumbag more.; 9:00 AM
Basil said...: Why would he want to avoid being extradited to the States? Are things that much better in a Peruvian jail compared to an American one?; 9:09 AM
Ingrid Superstar said...: I cant even with this shit today...; 10:01 AM
sbalb said...: Yes Ted Bundy has a kid, and he married her mother while on death row. She came to her senses before he was executed though, and divorced him. She then completely changed her identity and the kid's, and no one knows who or where they are. The kid was young enough when her mom did that that it's possible she (the kid) is not even aware of the circumstances of her birth. And if that's the case, she's probably better off. Would you want to go through life knowing you're the spawn if someone whose name had become synonymous with evil?; 10:08 AM
cece said...: Yep. And then it would be my honor to serve my time, happy as could be.; 10:57 AM
auntliddy said...: Sblalb, i hope the kid doesnt know, the mom finally did the right thing. If this woman is a prostitute and habitually has unprotected sex with inmates, how can she be sure its his baby? And if peru wants him, they can hv him. Hes a psychopath. Enjoy.; 11:18 AM
Paisley said...: @Basil

He's serving a 28 year sentence and appealing his conviction. He'll be out by 2038 if not earlier. The US would like to see him tried and locked up forever.; 6:21 PM
Anonymous said...: @Paisley-the charges the US have on him are extortion. The murder charges are in Aruba/Netherlands.; 8:15 PM
doctressjulia said...: He is SO UGLY.; 12:46 PM

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