Thursday, October 11, 2012

Kris Jenner Talk Show Getting Close

According to The NY Post, the day has finally arrived. For almost two years now there have been rumblings of a Kris Jenner talk show in the works. You know that this is something that makes her jump up and down and break out into smiles bigger than when she brokered the sale of her daughter's sex tape. Kris would finally get to be the star and would not need to share the spotlight with anyone. It will all be hers. Except during the first week of the show when she would make Kim co-host and bring Kanye and anyone else her daughter can drag into the studio. Oh, and of course sweeps she will play Kim's sex tape and do like a coaches tellustrator and play by play like they do during football games. Use a laser pointer or circle where the action is and really analyze it for us and talk about how it made her rich and allowed her to move Bruce to the garage.

47 comments:

FSP said...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

a non a miss said...

I'd rather watch Chevy Chase hosting a talk show :-|

dee123 said...

The Mayans were right!

Glitter said...

This is proof positive that there is no God.

mynerva said...

I think I'd rather watch her daughters attempt at a sex tape...

S.joy said...

This can't be life!!!!!

Frufra said...

I do think I'd tune in for that tellustrator bit, though.

S.joy said...

This can't be life!!!!!

Anonymous said...

And she has guests on so she can talk to them about Kim, Kloe, Kortney, Kyle, Kendle, and all the other Ks and bore the world to death. I mean, will anyone really watch a talk show with her hosting it and promoting the Kardashians?

Darkmyst said...

Ummmm....

Thanks for the warning?

I guess....

Merlin D. Bear said...

Oh please let the Mayans have been right.

SusanB said...

If she does get a show, I'll find out who the sponsors are and post them here so we can ALL write to them and boycott their products. That's the only thing that'll work.

Mutableblue said...

WWWWWHHYYYYYYYYY?????????

Seriously, who is she blowing to get a gig like that and who thinks it will actually have a decent audience?

Anonymous said...

Can they please just fall through a hole in the earth. I just can't anymore.

paul said...

I'm afraid that this show will find an audience. That family is still going strong on The E Network and making a mint. Wouldn't be surprised if it were Andy Cohen or Ryan Seacrest behind this show. They are well aware that there is money to-be-made from the stupidity of many Americans.

Unknown said...

In funnier news, the dailymail has another article about "sexy Kim outfits" but this one is amazing because in the second picture down, something is going on with her spanx and surprise! Her left side shows how lumpy and untoned she is. I was laughing so hard!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2215953/Kim-Kardashian-takes-plunge-tight-black-dress-eye-popping-cleavage-slipping-slightly-modest-casual-ensemble.html

Unknown said...

I actually hope she does get this talk show, but during it, she and Kim have to get depositioned, and all their scamming will come out, and they lose everything! hahaha

Kewi said...

Is the woman behind her doing an impersonation?

CantHaveMyPurse said...

Eh. Lots of people get talk shows and they crash and burn. Do people like her enough to watch? I thought it was the girls drama they watched. I don't follow the show on E!, so I have no idea if this will be popular but everyone gets talk shows that are gone in no time. Even someone who looks like an alien. Her eyes are pulled so far back she looks like a grey alien.

Kewi said...

Thank you for posting that, her unlovely lady lumps have proved to be too much for industrial strength Spanx.

Lilbeach said...

And the bar of humanity drops another notch... Good Lord!

katie said...

I second that.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

katie said...

Excellent idea. Also go to the sponsor Facebook pages and post your displeasure there.

urban chaos said...

Let me guess? TLC? That channel is already gone to heLL in a hand basket and this would be the proverbial icing on the cake.
S/O cake she could interview that booboo

OKay said...

No fear, any talk show featuring this idiot is doomed to fail. Talk show hosts have to let their guests shine, but Kris is all about Kris.

Unknown said...

noooo, no kris jenner. none.

Anonymous said...

OT- has anyone seen the new Stacy Keibler pictures? Her face looks so different. Don't know if it's because of her hair or if she has done something.

a non a miss said...

That looks like Lara Spencer behind her.

Unknown said...

Honestly, who the hell would watch this?
She has NO fans. No one cares about her and her fame whore children.

Connie151 said...

If this is Ryan Seacrest's brilliant idea, he should be tarred and feathered.

Wen said...

My guess this vulgar family gets what they from from extorting and blackmailing. I bet she had her underage swines sleep with execs, films it, and PRESTO! Talk show.

All about Eve said...

Stop with the torture Kardashian family!!!! Please I beg you!!!

All about Eve said...

Oh and I agree with the boycott idea

__-__=__ said...

Could someone please release the gangbang video so this will all be over!!

Anonymous said...

Save Big Bird! Sacrifice Kartrashians!

auntliddy said...

as boring as a pile of salt, or bowl of plain oatmeal. bad idea. will not be watching UNLESS she has drunken dina on, lol

Hazeldazel said...

Kris and Dina make me want to get a sack of oranges and go at it.

(The Grifters reference there)

parissucksliterally said...

It is so fucking unbelievable to me how many jobs this worthless bunch of assholes get offered.

They are disgusting, yet keep getting more and more. I hate the American Public. (and I am American)

MISCH said...

NO WAY

Mango said...

Only a small number of talk shows are hits. Hers will crash and burn.

Unknown said...

@Wen, I think you're right. This family is disgusting. When will they go away??????? I really hope all their shady dealings come out with Kim and boy Kris annulment trial. How amazing would it be if Kris Jenner and Kim ended up getting criminal charges filed against them?

car54 said...

I work from home and have talk shows on all day in the background but so far Kris's show would be on my list of shows I would NOT watch--she has enough attention.

On that list is also Steve Harvey and The Talk right now....

Sandy said...

This sounds a bit like PR overtime (it is the Post, after all) designed to push the idea over the edge for a network. Whatever.

All I can say is, if E's giving Jenner a talk show, why not give them to other child-whoring, fame-whoring mothers such as Honey Boo Boo's scary-ass mother, Dina Lohan, Kate Gosselin or Nadya Suleman? Throw them ALL talk shows and see which ones stick! Ellen and Ricki Lake must be shaking in their boots right now.

Unknown said...

To whichever network is broadcasting this: Fuck you.

KSam said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Brenda L said...

Well, the woman must be a genius...she's pushing the kids, and SOMEBODY is watching this shit, I don't know who but somebody is because they keep being on TV and in blogs like this one.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Good Lord. Never mind the fact that there's over 9000 talk shows this season, this woman shows up in those scammy TV ads for Zestra? Sestra? Some female sexy-time goo.

I gotta wonder... how long is it before they edit Kim's sex tape to add product placement of this stuff?

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