Lindsay Lohan has had a busy week. The thing is none of it is actually career related. Instead she is trying to put out fires she started. After calling her dad and telling him that Dina Lohan was on coke, Lindsay now says it was all a lie said in the moment. Uh huh. Totally random thing. I'm sure when all of you get in a fight with someone you randomly accuse the person of doing some drug. So, I guess we are supposed to believe that both were perfectly sober and had this fight and they were just tired after staying out until 4am? Lindsay says Michael is dead to her because he recorded the phone call and sold the tape. Duh. It is how he makes his living. That and what he can find in his girlfriend's purse probably. Lindsay says he mom is sober. Did Lindsay watch Dr. Phil? Oh, and in the past day, Lindsay has also managed to fly back to LA, change the color of her hair and announce to the world she is voting for Mitt Romney because he has more money and she loves guys with money. Wonders if he needs an intern. For all of you wondering where Lindsay will stay now that she is back in LA, she has paid off the Chateau Marmont and is staying there. Until she doesn't pay them again.