Kneepads really went out on a limb with their latest story. See, this is what they call news. They probably talked to a thousand people and made sure they would not hurt any publicist feelings and then did a reader survey to make sure they would not offend anyone and then they ran the story that says that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have trust issues. I want to use every crutch word and since it is Friday, I think I will. Really? Seriously? What makes you say that? You mean to tell me that when people cheat in a relationship it leads to trust issues? Shocker!! The thing is Kneepads probably really sweated this one out. They don't ever want to be more bland than the food than you get on an airline. If they get any spicier they get really nervous and think the 55+ crowd who reads their magazine will stop reading. Oh, and that they will offend a publicist. They are probably whittling their nails down to the bone right now wondering if they have screwed themselves out of the wedding photos because of their common sense article.