Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Stacy Keibler's Time Is Finished

As I have been saying since the end of August, time has run its course for Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. Sure, she probably she thought she could be the one to change him and get to be with him forever. I mean, he did invite her parents to the lake and let her co-host the party for President Obama. What she didn't realize is that if he had been dating that cocktail waitress from three girlfriends ago she would have got to co-host the party for the President and that all the girlfriends get to invite their parents to the lake. It is all part of their time together. According to the NY Daily News, Stacy is really starting to freak out and doesn't think she has enough work lined up for when George officially finds someone new. The thing is, it is tough to pick up new work when you are with George because he wants all your time and when you do split, you are not as desirable anymore so you find your are forced to pick up scraps that you were getting before you met him, so what have you really achieved? Yes, you dated George Clooney, but so will one woman a year until he dies.

59 comments:

Danielle said...

Meh I really think he has a "Christian Grey" type deal. So he's on to find his next submissive and just didn't want to renew this contract. OR maybe SHE didn't want to renew this contract.

discoflux said...

At least she got him before his balls got REALLY old.

lc said...

Gosh, he could at least buy them a house like Simon Cowell does. I wonder, what's his damage?

figgy said...

Boy, I sure do wonder what his real story is...

Patty said...

1. She looks lovely in that picture.

2. Doesn't she have a mirrorball trophy? What more career leverage does she need?

g.strathmore said...

I agree with figgy. There's some serious weirdness with George's dating life.

Roman Holiday said...

That's awesome that means I still have a chance;)

Unknown said...

I think she's the prettiest one he's had in awhile.

ms_goddess said...

Patty - no mirrorball trophy for Stacy. She placed 3rd that season.

I hope she can find something. I've always liked her.

BigMama said...

yah know, I kinda hoped he would move to the roll of "devoted spouse" with this one and let her stick around long enough to get a nice divorce settlement and perhaps child support. Say what you want but they would make a spectacular looking kid.

Beta said...

Stacy Kleiber is a bit of my celebrity crush girl :)
she seems so lovely and polished
georgie is losing his mind if he lets her go

Frufra said...

@discoflux - sheesh, now I have to deal with the mental image of old man testicles all day - well played!!!

figgy said...

And what is with George looking so old all of a sudden?? He's only about 1 year older than me and maybe I'm delusional but I swear I (and my husband and same-aged friends) mostly don't look nearly that old...?

JoeInLA said...

Leave George alone. We all know people who should never have gotten married in the first place. Maybe George knows that marriage isn't for him and has decided not to cave in to the constant pressure to get married (not a bad idea considering that 50% of marriages end in divorce). OTOH, maybe he'll follow in Warren Beatty's footsteps and surprise us all by finally getting married to a great woman and raising a family. Let him live his life on his own schedule (and go worry about your own).

roxie said...

I love her dress! She really is beautiful....George is getting weirder and weirder. He was in his prime early 40's.

nancer said...

i'm with joe. this is george. it's what he does. you'd think by now the women would realize this is a temporary situation---that's not going to change---ever. pretty sweet gig being george's GF for awhile, if you ask me.

Wen said...

She got what she needed out of him. I never knew who she was till she started dating him.

crila16 said...

Did they officially break up?

Shark said...

Hey, travel round the world, glamorous places, parties, premiers, restaurants and hanging with Clooney for a year?
I'll take that job, no problem and no strings :)

Sasha said...

He wouldnt let her be on Dancing with the Stars AllStars. She would have been awesome.

goes in circles said...

Crila
I don't think so, not yet.
Must be slow news day.

KZoeT said...

Remember George was married to Talia Balsam from 1989 to 1993.

artemis said...

George is allegedly into erotic asphyxiation. I think his complexion looks really grey lately and I wonder if he has been using his belt a little too frequently.

Silly Girl said...

These relationships play out as they are supposed to. If he gets married, he gets married! At this point, who really cares? He's sort of a joke when it comes to dating. I really hate to put him in the same category as Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Taylor Swift (oh loooook, they all dated each other, hmmmmmmm), but he's just a serial dater/relationshiper sort of guy. We will NEVER figure out what his damage is (reference to Heather....). I'm always curious to see who's next! Much like the new Mrs. Cruise. Who is that going to be?!?

nancer said...

he's not a joke. he starts these relationships on his terms and he ends them on his terms. he likes the company of women, and they're always similar. careers not that great, not raving beauties or geniuses. and when he's done he's done. on to the next!

LetLoveRule said...

Her option, of course, is to dump
HIM. That would have to get her some covers, interviews, and cache that would lead to more work, I'd think.

Brenda L said...

Until they confirm the split, I still say they are TOGETHER. LOL

Brenda L said...

p.s. he's looking so old because he's aging!!!!

LetLoveRule said...

Not to mention that Stacy is gorgeous, classy, and by all accounts, a sweetheart. She's no Elisabetta. I see her married within two years of leaving George.

LetLoveRule said...

And yes, his "dating life" is pretty much recognized as a contractual thing that makes him seem weird, hence all of the "what kink is he hiding?" speculation.

So yeah, he's getting to be a joke in that respect. Like Tom Cruise and his wife auditions, normal people don't conduct their lives like this. You know who does?

Control freaks with fragile egos and something to hide. JMHO.

FS said...

Did she break up with him in time to be the new host of X Factor?

discoflux said...

@Frufra - You know I'm always looking out for you.

__-__=__ said...

Hello. You're looking quite dapper this evening. Could I take your order? Today's specials are ........ **pushes all education and technical knowledge to the very depths of my soul never to be retrieved**

Ari said...

what a shitty double edged sword

dragon said...

He dumb stacey? Georgi come to me. Holla

selenakyle said...

Maybe she and Cindy Crawford got tired of each other...

Mango said...

She could make a small fortune if she wrote a tell all book. If she's too classy for that (or her Clooney Contract prevents her) then what about one of those "novels" with thinly veiled characters, like Tracey Keebler and Geoff Mooney, Candy Cranford, and Julianna Dupree and Tadd Ritter. I'd buy it. Or at least download it to my Kindle.

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Jason Blue Eyes said...

I can't hate on her. She was nice to my little brother at a wrestling event thingy 9 or 10 years ago. She has legs that go to the ceiling.

Reese said...

Never thought Stacy was at all attractive; hope whoever comes next is a lot better looking.

Ingrid Superstar said...

It should be noted that Reese above me is completely blind.

Although even Stacy Keibler's fuzzy, shadowy outline is still hot so that doesn't make sense either...

Sherry said...

LOL Ingrid..Yeah I think Stacy's a class act and is lovely as well. Too bad she may be dumped because her birthday is round about now.

Jaiden_S said...

According to another gossip site, George is the one who likes to be dominated...and he also likes the occasional boy on the side.

M said...

George is most definitely not interested in women anymore. He hires contract Dlisters as escorts, there is no romance. No sex either. He is not even trying.
He is all intellectual these days, politics, The Sudan, what would he & Stacy have to talk about after events, her WWE career? As always ; M

M said...

River Phoenix Not PR Version now up
Will do Sandy & Clooney next post
http://formercriminalprosecutor.blogspot.com/
As always ; M

Rick Wrinklebottom said...

As someone already pointed out George was already married & divorced once. I know a lot of people (men AND women) who, after having gotten divorced, are really turned off to the concept of ever getting married again - or at least want to be with someone a really long time before they get married again. And sorry, but a lot of women are "marriage happy" - i.e. they will only wait so long for a ring, and then either they move on, or the marriage-phobic guy dumps them because he's tired of being pressured about marriage.

Sounds more likely to be the case to me than he's gay, asexual, has some weird fetish etc.

Cee Kay said...

A wee bit OT, but why is is repeatedly written that George's girls last a year apiece? (a piece, hah!) IIRC, his last three have been around for two or three years each. Except for this one, apparently. Yeesh. She must have been some piece of work if she didn't last even as long as Elisabetta!

short le chic said...

The juiciest blind i ever read was about the three hot friends - two men one woman. one man and one woman are married - who get a girl for the second guy (not married), but the girl's really for the married woman. most guesses were: George C, Randy Gerber and Cindy Crawford. George's girls are for Cindy. George and Randy are a long-time couple. When Cindy dismisses the girls, contract is up. Don't know if it's true, but BEST. BLIND. EVER.

FlirtyChick74 said...

If this is the game he's gonna play then I think that the least he can do is be honorable like Simon Cowell and pay her a lump sum for her time. Since she wasn't allowed to work.

ecua said...

He is GAY. Why don't people want to see that???

lc said...

Yes, yes, YES! Best. Blind. Eva! Holy eff balls! And I do believe it.

Mango said...

@ Cee Kay - regarding not lasting as long as Elisabetta - Elisabetta looked absolutely wild, like she wouldn't hesitate to put on a strap-on so could do George, only because she'd done it for other guys before.

@ short le chic - That *IS* really juicy, but are the Gerbers and Clooney even together enough for it to be them? George is all the way over in Italy a lot of the time. Wow... I'd consider it a Christmas AND birthday present if this one was revealed.

Henriette said...

Wonder if they broke-up last month? If they did, then I won my bet. I said they would be done by September.

cowbulls said...

I have never believed the Clooney is gay rumors BUT if he breaks up with Stacy then he is either the stupidest man in the world (Considering his politics that might be correct) or he really is gay.
Stacy is way too good for him.

discoflux said...

Jason - I hope you're doing well. You've been in my thoughts.

Lighter side said...

@artemis - re: George is allegedly into erotic asphyxiation...

Not very likely, since he had had several surgeries on or around his neck and spinal cord due to an injury to his spinal cord on the set of Siriana.

The likelyhood of him affixing a belt or anything else around his neck is slim to none. He still suffers from severe headaches.

Debutante said...

Leave George alone ! He doesn't want kids (has been fixed supposedlY). So why get married again ? He rode that train and it wasn't for him.

He probably makes it clear to these women that he is not into marriage (we ALL know that he's not into marriage) and who knows, maybe they do get a payout but aren't allowed to say (per contract).
So what if he's into S & M. So are alot of people.

M said...

He is not gay & the contracts have lasted as short as a month, 3 months, whatever.Pictorial here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2054440/Brief-encounters-Why-does-George-Clooney-stay-woman-months.html
Detailed analysis at:
http://formercriminalprosecutor.blogspot.com/ As always ; M