Wednesday, October 03, 2012

X Factor Hires Mario Lopez And Khloe Kardashian

Well, at least X Factor didn't completely lose its mind and just hire Khloe Kardashian to do all the hosting for X Factor. That would have been like a bomb going off every week and you would have been able to hear televisions across the world being turned off or the channels switched. The problem is, the show still hired her. They also hired Mario Lopez. The wife cheating host is a good host. He knows how to for sure and is trying his hardest to surpass Ryan Seacrest in the number of hours spent on radio or television each day. I think at first you will see the producers giving Khloe lots of things to say and that by the end of the season will reduce her to the role of sideline reporter on an NFL broadcast. They said her name at the beginning of the show, but with the exception of 30 seconds around halftime have not seen her since.

34 comments:

FSP said...

Chewie! RUUUUUrhrGUGUGHRhghghghrRURURUghGHrrrrrr

SusanB said...

I still won't watch this show.

SueRH said...

Mario is a lot shorter than Khloe, my husband saw him on a plane and said that he's a midget. (and my husband is only 5'8") Should be interesting seeing him standing next to Khloe.

goes in circles said...

@SueRH
looks like they are doing the Tom and Katie in the above photo. Maybe Mario has the same shoemaker as Tom?

T. E. Cuz said...

"wife cheating host".... did i miss a blind reveal?

auntliddy said...

Meh, who cares? This show stinks, and bith if them are untalented. Good fit!

Christina said...

Mario cheated on his first wife, Ali Landry.c She found out that he cheated at his bachelor party and if I remember correctly cheated the day before the wedding, ( don't know of that was separate from the Bach. Party). That's why the soon separated and divorced and he has repeatedly cheated on his baby mama.

Anna said...

I don't watch the K-dash show - it's just so wrong. But I heard Khloe on the radio once and was surprised. She did a great job. If she can keep the language clean, she could be very good.

Lola said...

Eh, the other Kardashians notwithstanding, Khloe's okay on my book.

Mario and his stupid-ass dimples annoy the crap out of me.

Sarah said...

Mario makes my skin crawl

misspeg86 said...

Hmm...this could work. I know there is over exposure of the Kardashians but Khloe seems to be the least disliked. She's genuinely nice and caring too. As for Mario...who cares what he says or does on tv...I'll just focus on the face and body ;)

curlyhairslacker said...

I find Mario repulsive in pretty much every way, but I do like his jacket in this pic.

OT: Just watched the first 2 epi's of Homeland last night-OMG LOVE!!!

shauniebear said...

Oh lord...with these two, I just can't...

Sunny said...

@curly
Wait! There have been 2 episodes of Homeland? I thought it started when Dexter started this last Sunday. What am I missing????

g.strathmore said...

Did they get a discount on Khloe? Why on earth would they think she would be a ratings draw?

annabella said...

I don't see why anyone watches any of those singer/audition shows. idol was interesting for the first few seasons, but they are all now really over the hill. the voice is awful, saw 10 min or so last night.

none of the newly-crowned winners from those shows go anywhere professionally, except occasionally broadway or dinner theatre.

curlyhairslacker said...

@Sunny, no my friend-I'm catching up on Season 1,Claire Danes is awesome! I'm loving on demand TV! :)

Sunny said...

@curly
Ahhh. Ok. I thought you found some wormhole to see the next episode early. And I'm sorry for using the word wormhole
I am obsessed with Homeland and Dexter. I haven't seen the first 3 seasons of Dexter, and need to find a way to watch them (since they took them off Netflix)

SueRH said...

You MUST see the first three seasons of Dexter! A lot of background information.

car54 said...

All seasons of Dexter are on my On Demand right now and I've spent the last 2 weekends watching--I'm up to season 5 and hope to be caught up by next weekend! Dexter rocks in a twisted kind of way.

In terms of X-Factor, I think Mario will do the front of stage stuff--talking to the judges, etc, and Khloe can talk to them backstage before and after they go on, etc.

Khloe is the only Kardashian I don't hate on sight--it would be nice for her to have something on her own that isn't about her sisters--and she's done radio hosting so she has a little bit of experience.

I know Mario's a hound dog but I have always kind of liked him--he is a hard worker and very good at this kind of thing. It's between him and his baby-mama if she puts up with his extra curricular habits.

sparklynan said...

Mario Lopez was the cheeseball host of America's Best Dance Crew...I would literally cringe when he would introduce the acts...He had these horrific one-liners he would dish out in a super cheesey delivery...I fast-forawrded through him as much as possible! Can't imagine him being on primetime :P

Sunny said...

@car54
I am so sorry for the Dexter hijack, but I'm salivating. I just checked Direct TV on demand and I only saw Season 6. Were you talking about watching it off your computer from the ShowTime's On Demand? I hate watching stuff on my computer, but I'll do it to for Dex

Khloe . . . . .Mario . . . . . X Factor . . .. .
There ;)

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Ew, why are these talentless people getting jobs?!
Hopefully they had separate dressing rooms and plenty of penicillin.. There's a Kardashian on set!

Mhdz said...

I heard Chrissy Teigen was on the short list. Casting FAIL.

parissucksliterally said...

King Kong, and the Douchebag as hosts?

If Britney couldn't get me to watch this shit show, these two certainly won't.

stigs84 said...

Mario is so annoying, he'll do anything to stay relevant. And he's NOT a good host. He's a DJ for one of our local stations in Philly (I'm assuming it's syndicated but I'm not sure). The other day he said "Miley Cyrus is working on a new hit film..."

Um, how can it be a hit if it didn't even come out yet? Dumb ass. He also completely fumbled a song title that he was announcing. He sucks, I wish he'd just go away & stop finding new side jobs to remain relevant.

JSierra said...

All these comments about Khloe being King Kong or Chewbacca are ignorant. Just proves that Hollywood isn't the only place absolutely obsessed with stick thin figures.
Lets get real, most of the people posting on this are average Americans who are overweight and for the most part, not that good looking, and I'm including myself in this. Mainly the overweight part :p
Yes Kris and Kim are fame whores but that doesn't mean that we can sit here behind the safety of our computers and make spiteful malicious comments comparing a taller girl to various beasts and creatures from movies.
Sorry for the rant but it really, REALLY irritates me when people make fun of Khloe for her height, which I am not sure if you hooligans have noticed, is something that you absolutely cannot change.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Love Khloe!!

SilverOnyx said...

My interest in seeing brittney has been canceled out by my non interest in seeing khloe. I never watch AI but was going to tune in. Not anymore :)

parissucksliterally said...

My "Kong" comment, is not about Khloe's height only. I think she totally personifies a Beast.

get over yourself. yeeeesh, it's a fucking gossip website. We RAG on celebs, especially those that are totally undeserving of the the fame they have.

Mango said...

Mario is a sleaze. He and Wilmer were probably separated at birth.

Kloie said...

I READ THESE POSTS ABOUT ME.

No, I'm totally kidding, but I do like her.

Hazeldazel said...

Geez, I can see it now...

"KONG LIKE PRETTY BOY SINGER! VOTE FOR BOY OR KONG SMASH!!!"

goes in circles said...

Sunny
Borrrow the first seasons from the library like I did! :)